Michael’s boyfriend loves him no matter what of course, but he’s eternally a little miffed at his growth spurt since they’ve met. Michael was so much smaller, perfect for hugging and resting his chin on Michael’s head, perfect small spoon (he still is, but he’s taller) and Michael get’s a kick out of it, almost being the same height and joking he’ll be taller than his bf soon. And rolls his eyes but smiles when bf sees his all his fancy heeled boots “Now you’re just being mean to me”

ritualmichael:

once a soft baby bf always a soft baby bf

Michael walks into his room at Outpost 3 where his boyfriend was waiting, he smiles when Michael walks in and wraps his arms about his beloved antichrist and nuzzles into Michael’s hair “I remember back when we used to contemplate the end of humanity over French toast” Michael smiles, relaxing in his bf’s embrace “And now look where we are. I do miss the French toast though.” his bf gives a annoyed sigh “What is it?” Michael chuckles when he pulls back, pouting “You were so much smaller then”

ritualmichael:

nonny this is so precious 😭😭 write more write more!!!!

imagine sitting in a room when he waltzes in like that, you stare at him a moment then burst out laughing “Michael what the fuck did you do to your suit” because he had that tailored this morning and he just smiles “I preferred a deeper shade of red” you give a short cackle laugh before walking up and patting his bloody cheek gently “Well it’s kind of hot” he grins, “Is that so?” and proceeds into giggly blood covered sex where he comments about you screaming louder then they did

thelangdoncooperative:

Oooo he’s a cheeky one

Duncan Shepherd headcanon

You call Duncan your ‘little donut’ as a reminder of accidentally spilling your Dunkin coffee on him and calling him the donut when you met, he thinks it’s adorable and loves it because it’s an inside joke no one else knows (and likes when you bring him donuts and cheap coffee which he oddly enjoys)

Bonus:

Everyone else around him is too hoity toity to have ever heard of Dunkin coffee and keeps wondering why the fuck you call him donut. Is it sexual? Do either of you have some kind of donut fetish?

Duncan getting whiny when you’re too busy to pay him enough attention so he comes over to sit by you, which at first doesn’t alert you, he’ll try to be closer to you whenever he can, even just near you. nor are you immediately alerted when he starts playing with your fingers on your non-dominant hand, he likes small intimacies. slowly he raises your hand to his mouth, watching your expression not to alert you before slipping your fingers into your mouth, pupils blown wide and slowly sucking them

thelangdoncooperative:

Why THE FUCK are you attacking me like this?!

Michael and his s/o would be such a perfect Gomez and Morticia couple. entirely in love and devoted to each other, basking in each other’s presence and not giving a damn about how they show affection in public, Michael’s always more than happy the show how much he loves and takes care of her too

thelangdoncooperative:

That poor boy was so deprived that when he finally gets that love he’s been looking for he’s gonna do everything in his power to keep it and nurture it

Duncan sees the reader again and tries to go say hi and as soon as they turn around they go wide eyed and whisper ‘oh god its hot donut guy’ and he just chuckles cutely as they die from realization that was said out loud “I would like to meet you on better terms. Hi, I’m Duncan” and offers his hand, they shake it slowly, even more wide eyed “holy shit donut guy is a donut” then shake out of their stupor “I’M SO SORRY” he genuinely laughs “It’s alright, it’s refreshing actually.”

thelangdoncooperative:

Get it together! He’s better than anything you’ll find at Dunkin! Don’t blow it!

reader, on the phone to her friend later with no clue Duncan is like 5 feet away “and I spilled my donuts on the cute donut guy, no he wasn’t a donut he was named a donut, yes he was hot before coffee was all over him’ and he’s standing there smiling, slightly bashful at it because someone who isn’t a political bitch for cash actually thinks he’s attractive

thelangdoncooperative:

Everyone 👏🏼knows👏🏼hes👏🏼a👏🏼snack! He got all of DC beating his door down to get a piece

Michael Langdon thought

This is just a thirst thought honestly

Think of older Michael in his ripped skinny jeans and black tank top, long hair in a low ponytail,
this seems like a whole different layer of sinfully good looking like he should be some grease monkey mechanic on his break and crawling over you.

I think my car would be breaking down a lot more often, many tune ups needed, and some extra help every time he’s on break.

A bit of grease smudged on his cheek, stained on his hands makes it so much better when you drag him by his collar into his truck for another round and how he moans as you yank his ponytail,

in conclusion: mechanic au Michael

young baby Michael doesn’t have money to get you anything nice for Christmas, but he’s seen holiday movies, probably some questionable ones, so you walk into the living room on Christmas morning, disappointed that you didn’t wake up to Michael snuggled against you, to find him almost completely naked beside the tree and wrapped to the best of his ability in ribbons

thelangdoncooperative:

“What are you doing?” You break out in a wide grin, rubbing the sleep from your eyes.

“You’ve been verrrry good this year,” he laughs.