ff15trashgoldenslumbers:

A short tale for the day…

It was raining, horribly, had been all day. It kind of brought down the mood just a little. So everyone found themselves within Noctis’s apartment,  you laying face down over Prompto and Noctis’s lap with a soft whine at your inner cramping up.

“Feeling any better?” Gladiolus asked reaching out to rest a hand on your head, you had taken some pain pills a little earlier but they hadn’t seemed to kick in for you to stop whining softly into the pillow under your head.

“No.” You whined weakly.

“You hungry?” Prompto asked stroking your back.

“No.” You whined again, turning to bury your face in the pillow. “Noctis royal decree my inners to get their shit together.”

Noctis only placed a comforting hand to your lower back, rubbing a soothing circle there. It didn’t stop the pain completely but it did loosen tightened muscles. 

“You should still get something to eat,” Gladiolus replied, his arms hooking underneath your arms, to pull you into his lap.

You knew going dead weight had no effect on him, but you still did it with a low whine as he wrapped you in a blanket.

“Here you are, Darling,” Ignis called walking into the handing you a cup. “This will help with those pesky cramps, with a little honey and sugar.”

You hardly took the cup before you start tearing up.

“There we go,” Gladiolus called, running your back as you begun to cry. They all knew it was just a matter of getting it out, you had already cycled through anger, and unbridled happiness.

“I love you guys so much.” You cried sipping your tea.

unlimitedthotworks:

I wanted to make this NSFW, because that’s kinda the rules around here, but… I just couldn’t make it happen, especially not with a damn puppy around. SO HERE’S A FUCKING ONCE IN A BLUE MOON EXCEPTION TO THE ALL NSFW ALL THE TIME AROUND HERE. EDIT: forgot to mention Prompto’s I don’t have any money line is inspired by the pregnancy comic that was going around by @gigglincactus .

– LV

——-

You’ve been out of town on business for the last year, but you’re finally about to be reunited with your darling boyfriend. It’s been a long year of texts, phone calls, and video chat, but you’re about to get some for the first time in far too long. You invite him over for dinner, and after a touching reunion you pull him into the kitchen, insisting he eat the food you lovingly cooked for him. As you’re finishing up dessert, you take his hands across the table, gently pulling him up and out of his seat and leading him towards your bedroom door. He leans in to kiss you but you put a finger to his lips, stopping him.

“It’s been so long since we’ve been apart… a year, in fact… and there’s been some… changes in my life. I guess… changes in our lives. Honey… I want you to meet my baby.”

Noctis: Noctis feels faint for a moment. Baby? What the fuck? When was the last time we slept together? It’s been… it’s been a year!! That’s enough time for her to have had a baby… oh Gods, Ignis is going to fucking murder me. He told me so many times to be careful…. I didn’t think this was going to happen to me!!

When you open the door to the bedroom, Noctis can feel his pulse pounding in his ears. The sound of a jingling collar fills the room, and when he feels something warm and hairy leaping up at his shins he looks down in shock at your tiny puppy. You pick up the small dog and put it in his arms, and all he can do is gape at you. “What’s the matter, Noct?” You laugh. “Did you think I meant something else?”

“…that’s… a dirty trick…” he grumbles, but it’s difficult to maintain a tough front with a puppy licking his face.

“You look like you about had a heart attack!!!”

He glares at you. “I almost did. But just so you know… I would have taken care of the baby.”

“I know you would, Noctis. But this is the only baby in our lives right now.”

Prompto: Prompto’s freckled face goes white as a sheet, and you immediately regret your choice of words. You’d only meant to have a little fun with him, but the poor boy looks as if he’s liable to faint.

“I don’t… have any… money…” his voice comes out in a squeak, and you decide this joke has gone far enough. You open the door and lift your puppy into your arms, placing it against Prompto’s chest. His arms come up to wrap around the dog, but he doesn’t even seem to register what he’s doing. He speaks as if he’s in a trance.

“I’ll get a job… I’ll deliver pizzas… I’ll… I’ll figure something out.”

The puppy licks his face, and he looks at it suddenly. “A puppy, ________? Another mouth to feed… but that’s okay, I’ll make it work. I swear I’ll take care of us…”

“Prompto… this is my baby.”

He blinks a few times, holding the puppy out to get a better look.

“Oh… OH!!! OH MY GODS!!! THE PUPPY IS YOUR BABY!!!”

“That was so sweet of you though, Prom… nice to know you’ll do whatever it takes to take care of me and our baby.”

Prompto laughs, the nerves flooding out of him all at once.

“Of course I will… but if it’s all the same to you, maybe we could wait a little while on any actual human babies?”

Ignis: Ignis tries his best to keep his hands from shaking visibly as he nervously pushes his glasses back up his nose. Hadn’t he always used a condom? Weren’t you on birth control? How did he find himself in this position now? He still had his duty to his Prince, but a child changed everything… he’d have to figure out how to juggle both… no, he would take care of you, and you’d take care of the child. It had to be this way. He clears his throat and tries his best to keep his voice as even and non-judgmental as possible.

“I will take care of my responsibilities… I assure you, you and the child shall want for nothing. I had not intended to put you in this position, but I will do whatever it takes to make sure you and our baby have everything that you need. I am sorry you dealt with this alone for the last year…”

You can’t bring yourself to interrupt Ignis’s adorable speech, so you simply open the door and pick up your puppy, handing it to your boyfriend without a word. He stops mid-sentence and looks at the dog for a few moments in silence. When it licks his glasses his removes them from his face swiftly, shooting you a sullen look as he pockets them.

“…you could have stopped me anytime, darling.”

“Aww Ignis… hearing you get all dutiful on me was just too sweet to pass up. Good to know if I do get knocked up me and our baby ‘will want for nothing’…”

Ignis scratches behind the dog’s ears.

“…of course.”

Gladio: Time slows to a crawl around Gladio. He sees your mouth moving, but the words make no sense to him. His heart hammers in his chest, and he can feel his legs growing weak. He wobbles backward, reaching out for something to steady himself and grabs hold of a thin lamp that’s entirely unable to support his weight. He goes crashing to the ground, landing hard enough to knock the wind out of him. He lays on the ground in a daze, thoughts of a child he never knew he had running through his mind. His family has money to support the child, of course… but he has a duty to the prince… Iris can step in to help but that’s his child… he needs to be there. His mind runs in circles with thoughts of his new life as a father; he’s so deep in his own head he doesn’t notice a small dog licking his face for the first few moments. It’s only when you kneel down by his side to make sure that he’s alright that he begins to hear what you’re saying.

“Gladio?? Gladio honey?! Are you alright?!”

“…there’s a dog in here.”

“I know… that’s what I was trying to tell you. I got a puppy, Gladio.”

“…”

Gladio stares up at the ceiling in silence, then begins to laugh, a low throaty chuckle that evolves into a full-body experience. He shakes with mirth, tears rolling down his cheeks as the realization of what’s just happened dawns on him.

“I thought… oh Gods… I thought… ahahaha!!!”

“Yeah… I know what you thought. Sorry baby. I thought you’d think it was funny.”

“Yeah… funny… heeheehee…”

Eventually Gladio sits up and pulls the small dog into his arms, petting it fondly.

“I was gonna take care of the kid, for the record… but I’m good waiting for a while on that if you are.”

unlimitedthotworks:

I wanted to make this NSFW, because that’s kinda the rules around here, but… I just couldn’t make it happen, especially not with a damn puppy around. SO HERE’S A FUCKING ONCE IN A BLUE MOON EXCEPTION TO THE ALL NSFW ALL THE TIME AROUND HERE. EDIT: forgot to mention Prompto’s I don’t have any money line is inspired by the pregnancy comic that was going around by @gigglincactus .

– LV

——-

You’ve been out of town on business for the last year, but you’re finally about to be reunited with your darling boyfriend. It’s been a long year of texts, phone calls, and video chat, but you’re about to get some for the first time in far too long. You invite him over for dinner, and after a touching reunion you pull him into the kitchen, insisting he eat the food you lovingly cooked for him. As you’re finishing up dessert, you take his hands across the table, gently pulling him up and out of his seat and leading him towards your bedroom door. He leans in to kiss you but you put a finger to his lips, stopping him.

“It’s been so long since we’ve been apart… a year, in fact… and there’s been some… changes in my life. I guess… changes in our lives. Honey… I want you to meet my baby.”

Noctis: Noctis feels faint for a moment. Baby? What the fuck? When was the last time we slept together? It’s been… it’s been a year!! That’s enough time for her to have had a baby… oh Gods, Ignis is going to fucking murder me. He told me so many times to be careful…. I didn’t think this was going to happen to me!!

When you open the door to the bedroom, Noctis can feel his pulse pounding in his ears. The sound of a jingling collar fills the room, and when he feels something warm and hairy leaping up at his shins he looks down in shock at your tiny puppy. You pick up the small dog and put it in his arms, and all he can do is gape at you. “What’s the matter, Noct?” You laugh. “Did you think I meant something else?”

“…that’s… a dirty trick…” he grumbles, but it’s difficult to maintain a tough front with a puppy licking his face.

“You look like you about had a heart attack!!!”

He glares at you. “I almost did. But just so you know… I would have taken care of the baby.”

“I know you would, Noctis. But this is the only baby in our lives right now.”

Prompto: Prompto’s freckled face goes white as a sheet, and you immediately regret your choice of words. You’d only meant to have a little fun with him, but the poor boy looks as if he’s liable to faint.

“I don’t… have any… money…” his voice comes out in a squeak, and you decide this joke has gone far enough. You open the door and lift your puppy into your arms, placing it against Prompto’s chest. His arms come up to wrap around the dog, but he doesn’t even seem to register what he’s doing. He speaks as if he’s in a trance.

“I’ll get a job… I’ll deliver pizzas… I’ll… I’ll figure something out.”

The puppy licks his face, and he looks at it suddenly. “A puppy, ________? Another mouth to feed… but that’s okay, I’ll make it work. I swear I’ll take care of us…”

“Prompto… this is my baby.”

He blinks a few times, holding the puppy out to get a better look.

“Oh… OH!!! OH MY GODS!!! THE PUPPY IS YOUR BABY!!!”

“That was so sweet of you though, Prom… nice to know you’ll do whatever it takes to take care of me and our baby.”

Prompto laughs, the nerves flooding out of him all at once.

“Of course I will… but if it’s all the same to you, maybe we could wait a little while on any actual human babies?”

Ignis: Ignis tries his best to keep his hands from shaking visibly as he nervously pushes his glasses back up his nose. Hadn’t he always used a condom? Weren’t you on birth control? How did he find himself in this position now? He still had his duty to his Prince, but a child changed everything… he’d have to figure out how to juggle both… no, he would take care of you, and you’d take care of the child. It had to be this way. He clears his throat and tries his best to keep his voice as even and non-judgmental as possible.

“I will take care of my responsibilities… I assure you, you and the child shall want for nothing. I had not intended to put you in this position, but I will do whatever it takes to make sure you and our baby have everything that you need. I am sorry you dealt with this alone for the last year…”

You can’t bring yourself to interrupt Ignis’s adorable speech, so you simply open the door and pick up your puppy, handing it to your boyfriend without a word. He stops mid-sentence and looks at the dog for a few moments in silence. When it licks his glasses his removes them from his face swiftly, shooting you a sullen look as he pockets them.

“…you could have stopped me anytime, darling.”

“Aww Ignis… hearing you get all dutiful on me was just too sweet to pass up. Good to know if I do get knocked up me and our baby ‘will want for nothing’…”

Ignis scratches behind the dog’s ears.

“…of course.”

Gladio: Time slows to a crawl around Gladio. He sees your mouth moving, but the words make no sense to him. His heart hammers in his chest, and he can feel his legs growing weak. He wobbles backward, reaching out for something to steady himself and grabs hold of a thin lamp that’s entirely unable to support his weight. He goes crashing to the ground, landing hard enough to knock the wind out of him. He lays on the ground in a daze, thoughts of a child he never knew he had running through his mind. His family has money to support the child, of course… but he has a duty to the prince… Iris can step in to help but that’s his child… he needs to be there. His mind runs in circles with thoughts of his new life as a father; he’s so deep in his own head he doesn’t notice a small dog licking his face for the first few moments. It’s only when you kneel down by his side to make sure that he’s alright that he begins to hear what you’re saying.

“Gladio?? Gladio honey?! Are you alright?!”

“…there’s a dog in here.”

“I know… that’s what I was trying to tell you. I got a puppy, Gladio.”

“…”

Gladio stares up at the ceiling in silence, then begins to laugh, a low throaty chuckle that evolves into a full-body experience. He shakes with mirth, tears rolling down his cheeks as the realization of what’s just happened dawns on him.

“I thought… oh Gods… I thought… ahahaha!!!”

“Yeah… I know what you thought. Sorry baby. I thought you’d think it was funny.”

“Yeah… funny… heeheehee…”

Eventually Gladio sits up and pulls the small dog into his arms, petting it fondly.

“I was gonna take care of the kid, for the record… but I’m good waiting for a while on that if you are.”

thechocoboos:

@shadowkat-83 made a post (here) about chocobros and Cor learning their gf is bi and had dated Cindy so I had to do this y’all

As a bi gal who loves Cor and Cindy and was struck with inspiration, I had to. Here ya go, folks!

Noctis

• He… he had no idea
• Like
• He never even had a single inkling that you were bi
• But then
• Then one day, you crack a joke about “being too gay for this shit” and he just… pauses
• Wait
• “Are… are you gay?”
• And you just glance at him and go, “Well… I’m like, half gay?”
• And he just… panics. “What???”
• “Dude, I’m bisexual.”
• Noct paused, then rolled with it. “Oh, cool. I made out with a guy once. Didn’t like it though.”
• Yes
• Noct is the guy who says that to a bi person
• But still, he didn’t think too much of it afterwards
• One day, he gets curious and asks if you’ve ever dated a girl before and you just go, “Oh, yeah, Cindy.”
• And he just… Error 404: Noctis Not Found
• He didn’t expect it tbh
• “Oh, uh, why’d you guys break up?”
• “Couldn’t do long distance relationship, ya know?”
• He panicked internally, tbh, thought you still liked Cindy (you didn’t btw)
• It was an insecure week before you picked up on that and made it very clear that you didn’t like her like that anymore
• Noctis lowkey is curious af about your bisexuality, but never finds the right times to ask
• He often wonders if you like the same types of girls as him (if a girl catches his eye, he always wonders what you’d think of her) but he never asks
• Sometimes the other bros catch you two checking out the same girl and just snicker
• Sometimes you and Noct just make eye contact after seeing a drop dead gorgeous gal and just nod 

Prompto

• Prom, much like Noctis, had no fuckin’ idea
• Like, it wasn’t even on his radar
• One day, he’s talking with Cindy (his crush on her had long since disappeared ever since you became his gf) and she asks about you
• He’s a little confused, didn’t know you knew Cindy, and says you’re doing great, that your relationship is going well, etc.
• Cindy nods, “Thank goodness, she was a bit of a mess when we broke up!” (you totally were btw, which is completely understandable)
• Prompto was confused as fuck and was just !!! ??? “Uh… you… you guys dated?”
• Next time he sees you (which is like, twenty minutes later), he is fuh-reaking out
• “Y/N!!!! You dated Cindy????”
• “Yeah, but it was a while back. Haven’t seen her in a while, I should give her a call…”
• Prompto is just !!! even more
• He’s so confused and lost and just… Why didn’t you ever tell him?
• Luckily, months of dating Prom has made it easier to pick things up and you’re just like, “Shit, babe, didn’t I tell you? I’m bi!”
• It broke him for a few mins
• He just sat there, jaw open, eyes wide, stunned
• “And… and you dated Cindy?” shit, you guys had similar taste in women? Prompto was weirdly just… he felt like he became closer with you after that. Lowkey, he fell a little more in love with you (don’t ask him why, he doesn’t know)
• Prompto was 100% okay with your sexuality, his only deal was that he felt a little insecure. Poor guy felt like he had to live up to the standards of both men and women now
• In the end, you always proved yourself to be in love with him and only him, so his insecurity melted away
• He also started questioning his own sexuality and hey, turned out he was bi, too!!! Y’all would put on some bigass pairs of sunglasses and go on people watching dates, pointing out attractive men and women and becoming closer through it (you both always made sure to clarify that it was mostly in jest and that no one could hold a candle to the other)
• In summary: #bigoals

Gladdy

• You never really found it too necessary to tell Gladdy about your sexuality (not gonna lie, it slipped your mind)
• One day, he saw an old post pop back up in your feed on some social media and… hoo boi. Of all the pics, it was the one pic you and your ex had taken while kissing
• Gladdy knew you had dated, he just didn’t know you had dated Cindy
• Honestly, he wasn’t surprised. He had seen some of your lingering looks on the ladies, but it never really clicked until then
• Still, to him it wasn’t a big deal (he actually thought it was kind of hot but uh i don’t like to think about it)
• He also didn’t bring it up
• At least, he didn’t ask about it, but if anything close to sexuality pops up in your convos he’s gonna subtly push it in that direction
• He lowkey just wanted to know why you didn’t tell him (at first, he thought you were worried about what he was going to think)
• When you just looked confused and let out a, “Shit, I thought you knew?”
• He just laughed. He was relieved that you weren’t worried or concerned, but hell if he didn’t think it was funny
• “I’m surprised I didn’t figure it out sooner,” He’d say later, “especially after all the times I’ve seen you staring at Cindy’s ass.”
• You could only ever shrug in response tbh
• Sometimes you and Gladdy would admire some ladies from afar btw (#goals)
• Your bi jokes also increased significantly after that
• Also Gladio probably had some weird dreams about you with gals after he found out, but I also don’t want to think too much about that so

Ignis

• Oh he already fucking knew you were bi
• Hell, he knew it well before you guys even started dating
• It never bugged him, like ever (sometimes Prom would ask if it did, too)
• But Ignis Scientia knows you love him (I mean, who wouldn’t?)
• Still, he does bring it up after a few months of you pointedly not telling him
• Much like in the case of the others, it had slipped your mind
• He was a little amused, but after an interesting convo about when you had originally started realizing you might be bi, it became as unimportant as before
• However, even though he knew you were bi, he didn’t know you had dated Cindy
• In fact, he found out through Cid, of all people
• He was simply paying Cid for a Regalia paint job, and Cid goes, “Hope you’re treatin’ yer lady right! She may not be with Cindy no more, but she’s still parta the family!”
• Ignis just… His glasses flashed
• You… you dated Cindy?
• He brought it up at dinner. He was blushing and a little embarrassed because hey… It’s one thing to ask about sexuality, it’s a different thing to bring up past relationships (if he wasn’t so flustered he’d realize it’s weird and a little rude but our boi was d y i n g)
• To you, it wasn’t a big deal, “Oh, we haven’t dated in years. We realized we’d rather be friends.”
• But to him? It felr weirdly… Personal? He thought it’s because Cindy was someone he was around so often, but he’s not 100% sure
• Still, Iggy got a bit touchy when the two of you were around Cindy from then on
• He’d have an arm around you, kiss you much more than normal (man’s usually not a big fan of PDA), maybe even whisper sweet words in your ears (always made you blush, every. Damn. time.)
• Cindy picked up on it and hoooo boi, it tickled her funny bone
• You eventually picked up on it, too, but you enjoy the extra affection so you never said anything

BONUS! Cor

• Cor didn’t know either.
• It wasn’t that he hadn’t thought of it, it was just… Well, tbh, he didn’t care
• You were in a relationship with him, he knew you loved him, he loved you… Your feelings were so clear to each other that what genders you were attracted to didn’t matter much to him
• One day, you did end up telling him your sexuality
• You were lowkey worried because he was a bit older and you knew how sometimes older folks were a bit… conservative
• When you told him, he wasn’t phased at all
• In fact, he just kind of went, “Same.” and went back to drinking his wine
• You were the stunned one tbh
• “I… You are???”
• It actually made him chuckle (anytime you were stunned or confused he just thought you looked so cute)
• “Clarus and I experimented a bit when we were young. Not with each other but… Well, gay bars have been a thing for years.”
• You were even more stunned
• O
• M
• F
• G
• Cor the fucking Immortal had gone to gay bars??? With the King’s fucking shield???? 
• You were frozen
• And Cor? Cor just fuckin laughed lmao
• He leaned forward, eyes twinkling and amused as all hell, “I hope that doesn’t change our relationship,”
• Of course that brought you back, and you were just shaking your head feverishly, “Of course not! You just caught me off guard is all!”
• He had been teasing you, of course, and your reaction had him chuckling and leaning forward to place a loving little kiss on your lips
• “Still, you’re the woman I love and that’s not changing anytime soon.”
• Oh yeah. Your sexuality didn’t change a damn thing, and neither did his