ff15trashgoldenslumbers:

I have never gotten wasted, I typically stop at buzzed and call it a day. So being around people who have gotten like this and being the mom friend…I know this all too well.

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Noctis

“Heck off.”

Noctis chuckled, you looked so cute all flushed and attempting to pull away from him. Apparently, you weren’t aware that tonight’s drink at this royal get together was rather spiked, and you had been downing glasses left and right until you started swaying. Ignis found you clutching to a planter to stay up straight and moved you to a sitting room.

“Come on sweetie, let go home.”

“I told you to heck off.” You hissed flailing at him, as he attempted to help you up from the couch. “Who do you think you are? I am!”

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scribblindown:

It was a simple day and you were at a meeting (be it work or school) when you suddenly felt that. The blood flow. You quickly and promptly excused yourself from the meeting, pushing back your chair and walking off before anyone could stop you and you swiftly made your way to the nearest bathroom. When you got there you realize that yes, you were on your period even though it technically wasn’t due for another day or two. The icing on the cake was the fact that your bag had no more pads in it. You exhaled, thought quickly and pulled out your phone. 

Noctis: 

• Blushes so hard that his face becomes pure red, and trips over his words to have you repeat it. 
• Awkwardly says, “…Oh,” when you tell him once more that you need him to run to the store to get you pads.
• Is clueless about periods. 
• The babe is also very embarrassed about the task, but will go ahead and do it anyway. 
• At the end of the day he will do anything for his S/O !! 
• Will warp to the store if you timidly ask, “Please?” in that cute tone and puppy dog eyes.
• He’s whipped on a regular occasion, but more so when you’re on your period. 
• “Can you get me the maxi ones, unscented with wings? The brand doesn’t matter.“ 
• Is super confused
• Wtfuck do wings have to do with this??? 
• How the hell is he supposed to tell if they’re unscented?  
• In his flustered state he probably doesn’t even notice that it’s written on the front. 
• Ends up trying to smell different brands and types in the middle of the store, and the people around him would just look at him weirdly. 
• Tomorrow’s newspapers will say something along the lines of, “The crown prince has a pad smelling fetish?!" 
• Ignis will deal with the media right away. 
• Also, why are they so darn expensive? And tiny? 
• The poor baby doesn’t know that they’re folded. 
• As king he will fight against the absurdly expensive price of feminine hygiene products. 

Prompto:

• Will blush as well, but not as hard as Noctis. 
• He’s more shy than embarrassed.
• He’s not the most knowledgeable about pads, but was pretty attentive during school and the Sex Ed unit, so he’s not completely clueless.  
• But then he pumps himself up to go to the store. Like hell yea, [Name] trusts me enough for me to let me do this for her. 
• Will almost literally skip to the store to get it once he has this revelation. 
• He sees it as a labor of love. 
• If you don’t give him the brand and type that you will usually use, he will literally spend hours trying to see what’s the best one for you, (if he wasn’t in such a time crunch), or be tempted to buy one of each. 
• No baby those things add up. 
• Will probably ask some random lady for help. 
• "Excuse me? Can you help me pick out a pad for my girlfriend? She needs some right now, but I’m not sure which one to get, and I really want to help her out. ” Cue adorkable smile. 
• Every female from teen to middle aged will have their heart melt then and there. 
• Prompto receives Feminine Hygiene Products 101 in the middle of the store from multiple women.
• Unflattering pictures of you that he saved on his phone will probably end up being passed around. 
• “Yup! That’s the love of my life!" 
• Even though he is now a Pad Connoisseur™,  Prompto will be biased towards pads with flowery, lacy designs, because he thinks they’re pretty and cute. 
• "Look, [Name]! I found these ones at the store and they have these flower-like designs on them! Aren’t they cute?" 
• "They’re going to be useless because I’m going to be bleeding all over them, but okay." 
• x

Gladiolus: 

• Say no more 
• Will strut to the feminine hygiene aisle with no hesitation. 
• He’s already used to this from Iris.
• As a matter of fact, you don’t even have to give him the name of the brand and type that you usually use, he has some recommendations of his own. 
• Will rip into the "overly masculine” teeny bopper cashier who tries to make fun of him for going out and getting pads. 
• “What’s so funny about getting pads, huh?" 
• With a simple cross of his arms, his muscles will practically tear the fabric of his sleeves. 
• "Does it look like I’m the one with the period? I don’t get where the misunderstanding here is, kid. This means that there is a woman out there that I love so much, I’m not embarrassed about going out and buying these pads.”
• Will probably go on a passionate rant about how close, trusting, and intimate your relationship is. Women swoon, cheers and clapping will be heard.
• That’s nice and all, sir, but you’re holding up the line at the cashier. 
• AND ANOTHER THING: 
• “This also means that I’m having hot sex with a beautiful lady every day!" 
• He will start carrying some of your pads for you just in case you forget. 

Ignis: 

• He’d probably be keeping track of your period, and is always prepared for any situation, so the fact of the matter is that he would already have some pads handy at home or in his bag. 
• But if your relationship is still fairly new, and the two of you haven’t breached that subject yet, he will listen carefully to your instructions, and will do some research of his own on the way to the store. 
• For Ignis it is fairly simple. His trained eyes can hone in on the particular pads that you want, and he will get in and get out just like that. 
• Along the way he will also pick up some mild painkillers, a heat pad, a bunch of water bottles, snacks, and groceries to prepare your favorite foods with vitamin rich ingredients to help you along your period journey. 
• However, as efficient as this mom friend is, he won’t be discreet when he delivers you your items. 
• The menstrual cycle is natural, and he just doesn’t see how the subject is taboo to some. 
• He didn’t go to a regular school, so he wasn’t surrounded by boys his age who were squeamish about the subject. Nor did the subject ever come up on any other occasion other than when he was learning about it.
• He would probably end up giving you your large bag of stuff in the middle of the room for everyone to see. He announces that he not only got you pads, but also painkillers, and heated your heat pad, got you a thermos of hot water along the way, and reminded you to drink your water to relieve cramps. 
• At the end of the day everyone knew that you were on your period. 
• But you were thankful for what he did. You just made a note to yourself to ask him to deliver your stuff discreetly next time. 
• Like Gladio, he would end up carrying some pads with him at all times for you. 

Extra: 

In the wonderful fictional kingdom of Lucis, there is no luxury tax on your pads or tampons because even an old man like Regis would know that having your period is not a luxury. 

angelic-guardienne:

I like this ask.

Mild NSFW Warning!

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Okay so Noctis would be super flustered. Like, his s/o wanted to?? tie him up??? Noct would be a little bit nervous about it at first, but his s/o would walk him through the base details of it, and they’d employ the traffic light method for safewords for the first time. After that talk, he’d feel less nervous and more excited, and after the whole thing is over he would’ve ended up enjoying it way more than he wanted to admit. Like, you know they edged him so bad, and even though it was near painful to be denied that long, the orgasm itself was incredible and totally worth it. Green light all the way.

Prompto is a submissive little thing and would totally be up for it. Like, when his s/o volunteered the idea they were shocked by how quickly he agreed. Despite his enthusiasm, though, safewords are still put into place just in case things get too overwhelming. Well, they don’t. Prompto enjoys every second of it. His only qualm is that he can’t reach out and touch his s/o, but that’s the point, so. Yeah, Prompto loves this. 10/10, would do again.

Gladio’s definitely willing to try. He’s all up for his s/o being dominating occasionally, and so he’d indulge them. I mean, his actual reaction – honestly, he’d be a little surprised, he didn’t think his s/o had it in them but he’s also so ready for it. Like, “You wanna tie me up, baby doll? Alright.” They already have a safeword system due to Gladio’s love of rough sex, and so they employ that when the ropes are taken out. There’s something about relinquishing control that makes him really enjoy the experience. Or maybe it was the sight of his s/o riding him like a chocobo. Definitely willing to try it again.

“I thought you’d never ask.” Ignis is a gentleman on the streets, but behind closed doors he’s the King of Kinks. kinkshamed So bondage was already a thing long before his s/o brought it up. Because of that, there’s already safewords in place. Ignis likes to be in control, so he isn’t too keen on the idea of relinquishing it, but he wants to indulge his s/o so he allows it. Because the only way Ignis is a bottom is if he allows it. So yeah, he has fun with it, but that kind of thing is saved for when he really wants to treat his s/o.

angelic-guardienne:

How the bros Get Your Attention. In other words, how they show you that they want attention.

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Noctis will drape some part of himself over you. He’ll behave kinda like a pet. If you ignore him to tease him, he’ll climb more onto you. If you’re sitting, he’ll lean against your shoulder, then drape a leg over your lap, then wrap his arms around you, then bury his face into your neck, and if none of that works, he’ll move over and straddle you until you pay attention to him. He’ll let out sighs between each stage, each sigh increasingly louder the longer you ignore him. If you’re standing, you’ll feel the weight of his head plop between your shoulder blades and his arms come around your waist. His voice will vibrate through you while he drowsily tries to convince you to come take a nap with him.

Prompto will ask you to be his model in a lot more pictures than normal. Where he’d normally take a scenic picture, he’ll ask you to come into the shot. There’s also a noticeable increase in the amount of candids he takes of you. He’ll grab your hand to hold while you guys are traveling on foot, not letting go until y’all are in battle or something of the sort. He’ll hum a lot more, humming songs he knows you know to try and encourage you to join with him. At camp, he’ll pass the camera to you first, then you to the rest of the boys. Sometimes Prompto takes a page from Noctis’ book and drapes himself across you (more than normal) once you get into the tent. He’ll octopus around you when y’all turn in, but untangle yourself and make him the little spoon. The sunshine child will be content.

Gladio will flaunt himself at you. He’ll get your attention at random moments (never in battle) and flex his muscles or give you a goofy grin. Don’t be mistaken. He just wants some tenderness – if he wanted sex, the looks he’d be giving you would be a lot heavier with lust and he’d be trying to get you riled up. Nah, he just wants some attention. He’ll try to share his book with you while y’all are on the road, even if you already have your own book. At camp, he’ll take a page from Noct’s book and put his head on your lap and just keep reading. This is his silent way of telling you that he wants you to play in his hair, so please do. In fact, you don’t even really need prompting – your hands just automatically seek out his hair when he settles his head in your lap.

Ignis will be more touchy than usual (not in a sexual way). Where he would normally just give an appreciative nod and a smile, you find him reaching out to rub your arm, too. When he’s driving and you’re in the front seat, even though he prefers the use of his right hand you’ll find it resting on your thigh or perhaps even searching out your hand. He’ll ask you to help him cook dinner (not that you don’t usually help, he just never asks) and it turns out to be your favorite meal. Ignis won’t voice it directly – it’ll all be subtle, but you’ll be able to pick up on the signs. When you all clamber into the tent to get some rest, wrap your arms around him and make him the little spoon, he’ll love it.

angelic-guardienne:

How to Summon the Bros (while they’re home with you)

In alternative to just calling their names.

(Domestic AU)

Noctis: Tell him you’re going to take a nap. Within about three minutes guaranteed you will have him at your side. It’s combining two of his favorite things – naps and you.

Prompto: If Prompto is home but you two aren’t in the same room, literally just shout “I LOVE YOU” repeatedly down the hallway and he will come running to personally tell you that he loves you too.

Gladio: Throw yourself down on the couch. Make a loud noise but fall artfully – the sound will attract him. Once he rounds the corner, the sight of you will pull him the rest of the way. Most effective if you have a book, are wearing some of his clothes, have cup noodle, or a combination of the above.

Ignis: He usually comes when you call his name but if you’re feeling silly yell “That’s it!” in the best impression of him you can muster. He’ll yell back, “I’ve come up with a new recipe!” and soon Iggy will be sitting with you.

angelic-guardienne:

My stepmom has a dog too, but he doesn’t outweigh me. Thank goodness for that, though, he’s a playful ol’ thing. (His name is Jesse and he’s super adorable. I love him.)

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Noctis absolutely loves animals. He was super excited when his s/o said they had a dog, and he was eager to meet the pupper. Of course, when he actually meets their dog, there’s very lightly veiled terror underneath all that excitement. Noct and his s/o are pretty close to each other in weight, and the dog outweighs him, too. He’s wary not to get caught under all that bulk (he warped out of the way when the dog tried to jump on him), but the moment the dog calms down enough, Noct’s probably gonna take a nap against his back.

Prompto’s immediately inclined to compare his s/o’s dog to a sleeping chocobo. The size is actually a bit intimidating. Similar to Noct’s situation, Prompto and his s/o weigh around the same, which of course means the dog could topple him with one paw, probably. Prompto’s a bit wary around the doggo, but then he sees his s/o playing with him, and he immediately joins in on the fun. Lots of pictures are taken up until the moment where the dog almost steps on Prom’s camera. Less photos are taken, now from afar. 

As soon as Gladio meets his s/o’s dog, the two become inseparable. That pupper loves Gladio, not only is the guy super big but Gladio is always super enthusiastic to play with him. Finally, a bro who outweighs your dog. So yeah, Gladio plays with the doggo all the time. Tug of war, fetch, racing, you name it, they’re probably off doing it now. Gladio just got really excited when he saw that his s/o’s dog is the size of a small bear. He loves that dog, and has a soft spot for him. Whenever Gladdy’s reading, he’ll let the dog lay his head across his lap, and he’ll rub his ears.

It takes some time for Ignis to warm up to the dog. While he does love animals, it’s at a lesser intensity than that of the other bros. He’s actually momentarily concerned for the safety of his s/o. What if the dog were to sit on them? After he meets the dog in person, Ignis’ opinion improves. The dog, none the wiser however, often gets into many shenanigans that involve Ignis, leading to absolutely comedic situations. The look of utter betrayal on Iggy’s face when his s/o laughed after their dog licked him from chin to forehead was priceless. Another time, Iggy’s s/o walked into the living room to find the two of them in a standoff, each waiting for the other to make the first move to grab the toy centered between them.

angelic-guardienne:

To be honest, I think they’d all initially react about the same. First surprise, then acceptance. If the kid asked, there isn’t a problem, right? 

They’d probably be more on the side of, “Wait, when did you find the time to get your hands on some nail polish?” Of all the things to have…?

Noctis is the most relieved that Talcott’s found less dangerous interests. I mean, come on, cactuars? Noctis hasn’t ever had the heart to tell the kid exactly how much 1,000 Needles hurts. Probably the most adamant about getting Talcott to sit still so he doesn’t mess up the polish.

Prompto finds it rather adorable. He’ll take pictures if Talcott allows it, and as soon as he’s given permission, he takes lots of them. If Talcott asks him to get involved (and his s/o teasingly asks him to join, too), then he’ll have a hard time resisting. (I headcanon that Talcott and Prompto are pretty close)

Gladio is, admittedly, the most skeptical about it, but it doesn’t take him too long to shrug it off. The heart wants what the heart wants, and Gladio doesn’t want to step in front of that. If Talcott wants to get his nails painted, let the boy get ‘em done.

Ignis is pretty indifferent to the whole thing. Iggy’s a firm believer of “staying in your lane” if at all possible, so he doesn’t really mind this. He doesn’t really care, but he’s not caring in a good way. Well, actually, he does care. But it’s more about the complimentary colors than the act itself.