Be that friend who sends dick pics, send pics of tiny rubber diccs that are apparently really popular in Vietnam, send pictures of tiny milk filled chocolate dicks, pictures of tiny rubber dicc keychains in helmets, send doodles of tiny diccs with faces, send pics of bumblebee inspired diccs. Be that friend, I am. And one way or another, whether they laugh or just ignore you for life, you’ll be remembered by your friends.

Peter Maximoff smutty headcanon…

I think Peter Maximoffer would have a lot of wet dreams, what if one night he starts having a wet dream and ends up humping your leg while he’s asleep

after you get woken up by his movements, deciding to help him out a bit you roll him to his side kissing him until he wakes up, confused from sleepiness but horny as hell Peter realizes what he was doing (this isn’t an uncommon occurrence but he gets embarrassed) smirking you flip him onto his back, pinning his arms near his head and straddling him, Peter’s breath hitches, going bright red feeling you sit on top of him
you lean down, hot breath fanning his fan “And what did you think you were doing baby boy?” your voice low from just waking up turns him on even more, a barely audible moan escapes his lips “You naughty boy” you grin, kissing down his jawline to his neck, biting and sucking leaving an array of bruises on his pale skin, the most beautiful loud moans and small whimpers leaving his lips as you grind your hips against him with tears forming at his eyes from pure pleasure

feeling him twitch against you knowing how impossibly close he is even though he’s trying to resist (not that he doesn’t lovee being punished..) moving your lips back up to his ear in a low seductive voice whispering “come”, he can’t take it and with one last whimpering groan he comes undone warm liquid spreading in his boxers and dripping down his leg.
You smirk sitting up “Feel better baby boy?” with one sweet gentle kiss on his lips you lay beside him, his head nestled against your chest, still ragged uneven breaths shuddering from his lips and curling himself against you “thank you” he chokes out quietly, exhaustion making him drift to sleep you kiss his head wrapping your arms around his waist “Goodnight baby, I love you” before drifting off to sleep.

Don’t imagine mild and easily flustered Hank getting a little too excited during sec and going blue beast, don’t imagine him immediately getting rougher, taking charge of it for the first time, don’t imagine his growling when you twist your fingers in his fur or the cracking sound as his strength demolishes the headboard

And now since you clearly imagined it…

One Hank is all calmed down and unblue he’ll see the bruising on your thighs, your now completely destroyed bed, and the bite marks on your still breathless figure. He’ll instantly become flustered and embarrassed and keep apologizing and he’s running around trying to get anything to help care for you, lotion, water, whatever you need

Some Raven theory then some Raven nsfw

When Raven’s intimate with her s/o she’d want to be blue, her natural self for her s/o to be someone who cares for her and would make her feel truly loved since even Charles mr ‘mutant and proud’ always told her to look human even at home

(But how could she because there are no visible openings? for her when she’s in her mutant form, not even tits.

Raven could easily turn into anyone, any shape any size and gender or whatever for it, but can’t she do anything intimate with her s/o while being herself? I’m sure that would be hard on her because she wants her s/o to love her for her.

Maybe if your going down on Raven and start to push in (let’s say to finger her) that an opening would kind of appear? like her mutation just automatically covers it but it’s there and if you were to tough her there it would open

(and let’s going with that last thing for a moment^^)

Your eating Raven out and her hands are twisted in your hair, she’s squirming and gasping so much at the feeling your giving her and her scales are out of control and just keep flipping (but staying her natural blue just flipping over and over) and it’s kind of tickling her since it isn’t stopping and she’s already a moaning and panting mess

Alright, so we know you can’t physically touch Rogue, but what if you had a thin cover on your hand? say those plastic gloves for dying your hair. With those and a long sleeve on you come into Rogue’s dorm on night and tell her to trust you with this (which she later decides was the best decision ever) because now you can easily slide your fingers in and help her in a way she never thought would be possible for her.

And because of this newfound glove game changer which turns into a lot of experimenting on Rogue with a lot of toys. (who knew she was so kinky)