Peter Maximoff getting drunk, and after a lot of stumbling and opening strange doors, he finally ends up finding his way back to your room while you’re gone and sitting down memorized by watching your fish tank.
When you walk in and find him staring at your fish, face pressed up against the glass still as a statue you asks what he’s doing, not hearing you come in he gets spooked and falls backwards at your voice then realizes its you. He looks up at you, still lying on the floor and gives a dopey grin before leaning in and loudly whisper telling you he can read the fishes lips and until you finally get him to sleep he’s telling you he gained a fish language mutation and that he will solve the worlds problems through fish

The Boys Being Flustered (Preference)

Warren: his face heats up like fire, he’s a cheeks, the tips of his ears and chest blusher who just stands there frozen to the spot, his wings fluttering behind him while he turns his head away from you (as if that could his red face)

Kurt: his cheeks and the  tip of tail blush light lavender, very bashful and trying to hide his face, a small shy smile as he looks up at you

Peter M.: bright cherry red cheeks, he can’t stop smiling and giggling at you

Peter P.: bright red cheeks and the tips of his ears, he starts stuttering out nonsense while waving hands frantically in wild gestures

Sean: he’s a full body blusher, that can’t speak. Words just don’t form while he attempts to figure out a flirty comeback

The best way to handle all of these though, is to gently grab his face and press a sweet kiss to his lips

Little Kisses preference(?)

Peter Maximoffer!: cupping Peter’s face in your hands and smooshing his cheeks together before booping his nose making him go cross eyed with a smile

Kurt Wagner: always randomly wrapping your arms around Kurt’s shoulders to hug him but leaning up and kissing the tip of his nose making his eyes squeeze shut happily and his nose scrunch up while giggling at you

Peter Parker: locking your arms around Peter in a tight hug and peppering kisses all over his face until he can’t stop giggling, giving a squeal of your name and half heartedly attempting to push you off

Warren Birb: surprising Warren throughout the day by coming up behind him wrapping your arms around his chest and nuzzling into his neck and kissing his cheek before going on with whatever you were doing, leaving a red faced bird boy behind

X-squad dance preference?

Kurt: A sweet little blueberry to good for this world, he loves trying new things, which includes whatever dance he sees someone doing. Being extremely flexible from his circus days he can do some impressive moves. If you compliment him though he will get all shy and blush avoiding eye contact

Alex: He’s not normally one for dancing, unless it’s sleepily slow dancing with you in the kitchen, on early mornings still half asleep with the sun just peeking through the blinds.

Scotty: Scott’s a stick in the mud, he wont dance because he’s ‘cool’ or at least thinks he is. But always tags along with everyone else for fun.

Warren: Warren does not dance. He knows how to dance, being from a wealthy family he was taught how to properly dance at a young age and hated it. You can drag him to the floor but he will just stand there being a pouty bird

Peter: He has all the new dance moves down, he moon walks out of a situation quite often.(forget disco though, not his thing) he likes to dance ridiculously to make you laugh and tries to get you to join him, you might be too busy giggling at him though
Modern!Peter would have every Just Dance memorized and have competitions with the squad, mainly Jubilee.

Jubilee: Being the little ray of sunshine she is, she loves to dance to anything upbeat and fun, dragging you out to dance a weekly thing at least.

Hank: Hank tries his best to be romantic, even if he is clumsy and trips over his words quite often. It’s cute, him or you will put on an old record and you usually stand on his feet though or he’ll trip over them himself.

Jean: Jean is a pro. At many things, including dance. Usually with Jubilee or her s/o, but more composed about it, she’s very graceful with her movements even when she’s just dancing for fun.

I think Peter would happily end up in all the girls nights, he has to be up to date on the school gossip, loves anyone fixing his hair, has fun getting his nails painted, especially silver but hates how long it takes to dry, he will happily be the girls model and if Scott says anything about his fabulous look he’s tied down with Jean’s powers and given his own special make over

Peter always steals his s/o’s clothes, always. Shirts, jackets, hats, pants, (you either drew the line or just gave up at underwear) because he loves wearing his s/o’s stuff so much It smells like them, it reminds him he’s so lucky to have such a wonderful s/o and he looks hot. And if anyone says anything he’ll speed back and model like 5 outfits all of his s/o’s stuff saying how he looks too good not to wear it.

Peter Maximoff smutty headcanon…

I think Peter Maximoffer would have a lot of wet dreams, what if one night he starts having a wet dream and ends up humping your leg while he’s asleep

after you get woken up by his movements, deciding to help him out a bit you roll him to his side kissing him until he wakes up, confused from sleepiness but horny as hell Peter realizes what he was doing (this isn’t an uncommon occurrence but he gets embarrassed) smirking you flip him onto his back, pinning his arms near his head and straddling him, Peter’s breath hitches, going bright red feeling you sit on top of him
you lean down, hot breath fanning his fan “And what did you think you were doing baby boy?” your voice low from just waking up turns him on even more, a barely audible moan escapes his lips “You naughty boy” you grin, kissing down his jawline to his neck, biting and sucking leaving an array of bruises on his pale skin, the most beautiful loud moans and small whimpers leaving his lips as you grind your hips against him with tears forming at his eyes from pure pleasure

feeling him twitch against you knowing how impossibly close he is even though he’s trying to resist (not that he doesn’t lovee being punished..) moving your lips back up to his ear in a low seductive voice whispering “come”, he can’t take it and with one last whimpering groan he comes undone warm liquid spreading in his boxers and dripping down his leg.
You smirk sitting up “Feel better baby boy?” with one sweet gentle kiss on his lips you lay beside him, his head nestled against your chest, still ragged uneven breaths shuddering from his lips and curling himself against you “thank you” he chokes out quietly, exhaustion making him drift to sleep you kiss his head wrapping your arms around his waist “Goodnight baby, I love you” before drifting off to sleep.

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Peter would love you sticking your hand in his back pocket,
you’d walk up while he was talking with the squad and just slide your hand into his pocket making him freeze and look at you, who had a very cheeky grin on your face "What? all that running gives you a really nice ass" and give him a squeeze noting the extremely bright blush it got out of him.
it soon became a regular thing, instead of holding hands you’d slide your hand in his pocket with a grin and usually a comment on his firm butt

credit to @quiskcilver ❤ for the idea!

After watching (and becoming obsessed) with Stranger Things, every time a light burns out or slightly flickers Peter screeches at the top of him lungs and jumps into your arms
He also covered his room at the mansion in Christmas lights ‘Just in case we need them babe’
(Once, one of the lights burned out and he sped through the mansion and through town writing everyone’s name on a check list)(he also wouldn’t enter his room for a week and created a anti-Demogorgon chant)