The Many Times Scotty Was In The Right Place At The Wrong Time

Ahem,

1st Occurrence: Scott making the mistake of standing a few feet from Warren, when his future s/o walks by.
Upon entering the room, Warren’s attention goes straight to you, his wings puffing out and stretching to their full glory, and promptly smacking into Scotts face knocking him backwards while he scrambles for his glasses shouting at the smitten bird in the process

2nd Occurrence:  standing next to Jean in the hallway, acting ‘cool’ while she chatted with Ororo and Jubilee, safe and far away from wing fluffing mutants who want to ‘woo’ their crushes.
When on the other side of the mansion when a loud bang sounded (new mutant whose powers aren’t in full control yet) throughout the surrounding area and startling Kurt who was taking a short nap. Freaked out he BAMFs away from the sound, right next to Scott, his tail whacking a vase and him pushing Scott to land directly under the falling, and expensive heirloom vase which was previously sitting on the pedestal he was leaning on the wall next to.

3rd Occurrence:  Scott was sitting in the gardens, ALONE while admiring Jean from afar, only to be slammed into by a silver blur that is Peter Maximoff who was speeding by when he saw his s/o sitting on the other side of the gardens.
Entranced by you, Peter didn’t think to stop running and hit Scott full force making them both crash to the ground, Scott’s glasses falling off and a laser beam shooting into the sky before he could close his eyes. Sadly, a fried duck landed next to him minutes later.


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think of your and Peter’s child deciding they want to do ballet so then Peter having to be great at helping his kids with whatever they love, also ends up doing ballet.
Your child is practicing and doing good, so Peter tries to practice with them, ends up being clumsy and even his speed doesn’t save everything falling and your kid is just sitting on the side giggling at daddy, after that Peter joins another class, adult ballet lessons to be good enough to help your kids with theirs

also male ballerinas have super nice bodies? am I the only one who notices that?
And you compliment Peter on it all the time and randomly mention he seems a lot more limber and flexible now, just an offhand comment that makes Peter’s face light up red causing him to trip crashing into a lamp

Peter Maximoff getting drunk, and after a lot of stumbling and opening strange doors, he finally ends up finding his way back to your room while you’re gone and sitting down memorized by watching your fish tank.
When you walk in and find him staring at your fish, face pressed up against the glass still as a statue you asks what he’s doing, not hearing you come in he gets spooked and falls backwards at your voice then realizes its you. He looks up at you, still lying on the floor and gives a dopey grin before leaning in and loudly whisper telling you he can read the fishes lips and until you finally get him to sleep he’s telling you he gained a fish language mutation and that he will solve the worlds problems through fish

The Boys Being Flustered (Preference)

Warren: his face heats up like fire, he’s a cheeks, the tips of his ears and chest blusher who just stands there frozen to the spot, his wings fluttering behind him while he turns his head away from you (as if that could his red face)

Kurt: his cheeks and the  tip of tail blush light lavender, very bashful and trying to hide his face, a small shy smile as he looks up at you

Peter M.: bright cherry red cheeks, he can’t stop smiling and giggling at you

Peter P.: bright red cheeks and the tips of his ears, he starts stuttering out nonsense while waving hands frantically in wild gestures

Sean: he’s a full body blusher, that can’t speak. Words just don’t form while he attempts to figure out a flirty comeback

The best way to handle all of these though, is to gently grab his face and press a sweet kiss to his lips

Peter would have so many pets, every time he’d see a injured or abandoned animal it’s now his baby, he’d speed it back to the mansion and give it so much tlc and soon Charles notices he basically has a petting zoo ranging from dogs and humming birds to a domesticated raccoon Peter found orphaned in the woods but he can’t do anything about because all the students are so attached to them

Little Kisses preference(?)

Peter Maximoffer!: cupping Peter’s face in your hands and smooshing his cheeks together before booping his nose making him go cross eyed with a smile

Kurt Wagner: always randomly wrapping your arms around Kurt’s shoulders to hug him but leaning up and kissing the tip of his nose making his eyes squeeze shut happily and his nose scrunch up while giggling at you

Peter Parker: locking your arms around Peter in a tight hug and peppering kisses all over his face until he can’t stop giggling, giving a squeal of your name and half heartedly attempting to push you off

Warren Birb: surprising Warren throughout the day by coming up behind him wrapping your arms around his chest and nuzzling into his neck and kissing his cheek before going on with whatever you were doing, leaving a red faced bird boy behind

X-squad dance preference?

Kurt: A sweet little blueberry to good for this world, he loves trying new things, which includes whatever dance he sees someone doing. Being extremely flexible from his circus days he can do some impressive moves. If you compliment him though he will get all shy and blush avoiding eye contact

Alex: He’s not normally one for dancing, unless it’s sleepily slow dancing with you in the kitchen, on early mornings still half asleep with the sun just peeking through the blinds.

Scotty: Scott’s a stick in the mud, he wont dance because he’s ‘cool’ or at least thinks he is. But always tags along with everyone else for fun.

Warren: Warren does not dance. He knows how to dance, being from a wealthy family he was taught how to properly dance at a young age and hated it. You can drag him to the floor but he will just stand there being a pouty bird

Peter: He has all the new dance moves down, he moon walks out of a situation quite often.(forget disco though, not his thing) he likes to dance ridiculously to make you laugh and tries to get you to join him, you might be too busy giggling at him though
Modern!Peter would have every Just Dance memorized and have competitions with the squad, mainly Jubilee.

Jubilee: Being the little ray of sunshine she is, she loves to dance to anything upbeat and fun, dragging you out to dance a weekly thing at least.

Hank: Hank tries his best to be romantic, even if he is clumsy and trips over his words quite often. It’s cute, him or you will put on an old record and you usually stand on his feet though or he’ll trip over them himself.

Jean: Jean is a pro. At many things, including dance. Usually with Jubilee or her s/o, but more composed about it, she’s very graceful with her movements even when she’s just dancing for fun.

I think Peter would happily end up in all the girls nights, he has to be up to date on the school gossip, loves anyone fixing his hair, has fun getting his nails painted, especially silver but hates how long it takes to dry, he will happily be the girls model and if Scott says anything about his fabulous look he’s tied down with Jean’s powers and given his own special make over

Peter always steals his s/o’s clothes, always. Shirts, jackets, hats, pants, (you either drew the line or just gave up at underwear) because he loves wearing his s/o’s stuff so much It smells like them, it reminds him he’s so lucky to have such a wonderful s/o and he looks hot. And if anyone says anything he’ll speed back and model like 5 outfits all of his s/o’s stuff saying how he looks too good not to wear it.

Can we just all agree that Sean and Peter are definitely the meme team

Peter’s up to date on every meme, knows every on by heart and sends wayyy to many memes to everyone he knows

Sean doesn’t even realizes a meme is so out of date and still thinks they’re awesome, and is shocked when Peter informs him that meme died 4 months ago

they’re both pains in the ass with memes. Sean also has horrible slang


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