even though its impossible could you do some relationship headcanons for Peter Parker x reader x Kurt Wagner? it’d be so cute…

adarkroomandawallflower:

This is such a cute pairing!! I hope I do it justice

Both of your soft boys are big cuddle bugs & always hog you Kurt will snuggle into your side & Peter will straight up just lay on you

They both crave your affection & attention, but they’re so shy about it. Peter blushes & hides his face a lot when he’s needy & Kurt purrs & his tail whips around quickly when he needs you

They both especially love to hold your hand because it makes it all that much more real

You all love cooking together & messing around in the kitchen, although Kurt is the true chef

These boys live for cheek kisses

Or any kisses tbh

They love to pamper & spoil you, either with lots of love, food, or your favorite things

Everything is always so sweet & gentle & loving, especially the love-making

They’re such sweethearts I

They’re both convenient heaters for cold days (& will gladly use that as an excuse to cuddle)

Your boys also really love ice cream so you have lots of ice cream dates

They always end up in you cleaning them up because they’re slow & messy ice cream eaters

Every day is an adventure with these two

(sorry it’s so short I’ve been at uni all day & it’s nearly midnight & I barely got home so I’m really tired, but I will come back to this & add more. Hope you liked this bit so far! 💚)

would you ever write for dear Petey Parker? perhaps, cuddling him after he had nightmares or if he’s scared of a storm? :)

adarkroomandawallflower:

I sure would! I’m not sure if you were hinting at doing hcs for Petey when he had a nightmare/gets scared during a storm, but I’m going to assume yes so here you go cutie 💚:

-Peter Parker doesn’t like to admit it, but he does get nightmares occasionally & he gets really troubled by storms

-He only gets nightmares when something happens in his life to trigger them, like if you were ever in danger or if he was worried something happened to you

-They first started after Uncle Ben was killed & got progressively worse, but when he met you, they started to come less & less

-He still has them every now & then, but they’re definitely not as often nor as bad as before

-When he does have one, he’ll wake up, breathing heavily & with sweat on his brow & you’ll just hold him close, rubbing his back as you kiss his head & hum him a lullaby Aunt May used to sing to him

-He relaxes instantly & it doesn’t take long for him to fall back asleep

-He’ll mumble a very quiet, very faint “I love you so much”

-And you’ll just smile & kiss his nose “I love you, too”

-During especially bad storms, he’s a little harder to calm down because he’s not too fond of lightning & it was raining the night Uncle Ben died, so it really upsets him

-Those are the nights when he tends to cry because of how overwhelmed & reminiscent it all his

-These nights, too, used to be really bad, but because of you, he cries & hurts much much less, even on these nights

-You’ll have to hold him close under the covers & rock him gently as he cries into your shoulder

-He’ll hug you so so tight & beg you to never ler him go

-These nights are ones that require lots of distractions, so you tend to make him get up & do something with you, like cook a late night meal or even play a board game or read

-He LOVES it when you read to him. He finds your voice so soothing & relaxing. It instantly calms him down

-Cooking with you also relaxes him & he thoroughly enjoys doing so with you

-He especially loves hugging you from behind & laying his chin on your shoulder so he can watch you cook

-He’ll place a kiss in your neck or shoulder & hug your waist super tight

-That’s on usual nights, but on nights with storms, he’s the one cooking because he needs the distraction & you’re the one hugging him from behind

-You guys would just talk casually about anything & everything, as long as it keeps his mind off the storm

-You always make him laugh with lots of jokes, especially while you eat

-He finds them all funny, even if they’re really lame

-When the meal is done & everything is all cleaned up, you’ll go back to bed & close the blinds so he doesn’t see the rain

-You’ll also play some music softly in the background so he doesn’t hear the storm either

-He’ll snuggle upto you & kiss your cheek, telling you how thankful he is to have you & how much he loves you

-He’ll sleep peacefully for the rest of the night

Sorry they were kind of sad, I hope you like them! 💚

Blurb idea: Peter Parker keeps on trying to ask out the reader, but every time he gets the courage up to ask someone always interrupts. Bonus: the reader KNOWS he’s trying to ask her out and thinks it’s equal parts hilarious and frustrating every time he gets foiled. Fluffy ending, please! Love your writing, xx

revengingbarnes:

It was hilarious, watching every single one of Peter’s attempts to ask you out failed.

You knew what he was planning since day one. MJ had told you so a long time ago. You were prepared to say yes, of course. You adored that nerdy idiot as much as he did you. There was no way you’d say no.

But now you thought maybe Fate had other plans.

The first time he asked you out, or tried to, was at the bus stop and the driver threatened to leave you there unless you got on that very moment. The next time it was in Chemistry lab right before the table behind you exploded. The third time was going pretty smoothly, until he got a distress call that he just couldn’t miss. Perks of being an Avenger.

You never once tried to stop what always interrupted you two. It was two funny when his face would fall and he’d grit his teeth and clench his fists to not pull his hair. The unnoticeable tantrums were so cute, you couldn’t help but let them go on.

By the sixth time, you could tell he was near tears when MJ showed up at the lunch table and demanded you come with her because ‘it was an emergency’. He didn’t stop her, though. He was too nice. His mouth did fall open when MJ tugged you onto your feet, running a hand through his hair and squeezing his eyes shut in frustration. You bit your lip, deciding enough was enough. You walked over to where he sat and pressed a kiss to his cheek, making him jerk up.

“Meet me at the coffee shop opposite my apartment building today at 5.” You grinned, winking, before turning to leave.

You didn’t see the silent fist pump Peter did, nearly jumping into the air in happiness.

Blurb/Headcanon Night

falloutboyzintheattic:

thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do

peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend

thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…

peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor