OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES
Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean
But consider:
Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them.
Percy at the ocean: Fuck off
Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet.
Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget.
Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow.
Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.
Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island.
The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y’ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME
how did this get 4k notes
Some more examples:
Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read
Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill
Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.
[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]
Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?
[After said sparing match]
Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk
Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me
Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-
Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution
Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:
You are my dad,
YOURE MY DAD!
boogie woogie woogie
Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!
Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions
percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!
grover: posideon quivers before him!
percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF
chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????
Percy:YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!
Thalia:I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
It just keeps getting better
Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?
Chiron: *gives up*
Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry?
Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!
Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’
—- Mitchel, at lunch : And they were roommates
The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates
Chiron: ???? What just happened ??? They were all in sync ???? Roommates ???
—-
Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU
Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?
Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.
*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*
Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk
Chiron: *fucking runs*
Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*
Chiron: Where did you even get that-
Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE
Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.
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Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]
Leo: [blows it away]
Jason: Adam–
Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.
Travis: [strutting]
Connor: make them wait for it, Travis…
Travis: [turns]
Connor: Boom
Chiron: if you wanted to get a catwalk, I’m sure we could get one near the Campfire. I’m sure the Aphrodite campers will also get great use of it.
*during a counsul meeting*
Kayla: *comes in* everybody clap your hands
Everyone: *clap clap clap clap clap clap*
Chiron: Miss Knowles, it is very rude to interrupt a meeting, but seeing as everyone was so happy to see you I will let it go this once.
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Apollo campers: *singing like a choir*
Will: *inhaling helium to make his voice lighter and joining in the song*
Chiron: Well, it’s good to see the children preforming such sweet music
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Jason: *playing the trombone*
Nico: *slamming the oven door*
Chiron: I’m sorry, what???
————————————————————————————————————
Percy: *does some crazy shit* parkour!
Jason: *does some equally crazy shit* parkour!
Leo:parkour! *jumps and slips in the mud*
Chiron: Perhaps some more training, Valdez
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Frank: is there anything better than pussy?
Annabeth: yes, a really good book
Will: *plays the keyboard*
Chiron: Well, I suppose you could’ve worded that differently, mr Zhang. But there are few things that are better than a good book
OKAY BUT CHIRON BEING CONFUSED AS HELL BY THE VINE REFERENCES
Especially when Percy is screaming fuck off to the ocean
But consider:
Chiron not knowing that the campers are referencing things, but seeming to understand them.
Percy at the ocean: Fuck off
Chiron: Ah, yes, reasonable, considering all the stress he’s been under. At least he has an outlet.
Nico: I don’t have enough money for chicken nugget.
Chrion: He is a young boy with access only to Greek money. I will see if we can have chicken nuggets for dinner tomorrow.
Leo: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.
Chiron: It’s so refreshing to see campers so invested in the basic infrastructure of camp and Long Island.
The apollo campers once their dad becomes human: *banging pots and pans* I DIDN’T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF Y’ALL! YA’LL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME
how did this get 4k notes
Some more examples:
Clarrise: What up my name is Clarrise, I’m 19 and I never fuckin’ learned how to read
Chiron: That’s a shame Miss La Rue. I could provide additional tutoring to help you master such a life skill
Piper: Hi, my name is Piper Mclean and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
Chiron: Piper if you wanted to start an extracurricular exercise class, then you only had to ask so I could put it on the schedule. Now nobody has turned up.
[During an intense sparing match between Jason and Percy]
Kyla: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Chiron: You do know that I prohibited snacking between meal times. I could change tomorrow’s breakfast to include waffles on the menu is that a compromise?
[After said sparing match]
Will:(gesturing towards the loser) He need some milk
Chiron: Well I thought ambrosia would be more effective but I suppose you are a better medic than me
Connor: Hey, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less-
Chiron: Now I get why you’re angry but killing Travis is not the solution
Me, a child of apollo, pointing at the sun:
You are my dad,
YOURE MY DAD!
boogie woogie woogie
Leo: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!
Chiron, defeated: please do not participate in such actions
percy, buried in sand up to his neck: I am the sand guardian! guardian of the sand!
grover: posideon quivers before him!
percy, yelling at the sea: FUCK OFF
chiron: but?????? his dad?????????? is?????? posideon????????
Percy:YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!
Thalia:I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
It just keeps getting better
Frank: You know, school’s not important, be whatever you want to be. If you wanna be a dog *turns into dog* -RUFF- *turns into human* ya know?
Chiron: *gives up*
Chiron, driving the strawberry truck into town with some campers in the back: Oh look, a Del Taco. Is anyone hungry?
Kid, in the back seat: FRESHA VACA DOO!!!
Chrion: My dear child, that says ‘fresh avacado’
—- Mitchel, at lunch : And they were roommates
The entire Aphrodite table: *gasps* Oh my gods, they were roommates
Chiron: ???? What just happened ??? They were all in sync ???? Roommates ???
—-
Demeter cabin, crowded around a lettuce: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU, LETTASU, LET-A-SUUUUUUUUU
Chrion: Yes that does appear to be lettuce, but why are you all yelling?
Son of Hypnos: It’s Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Chiron: No, Wednesday was yesterday. It’s Thursday. On another note, you must be hungry. Come, Nico wanted chicken nuggets.
*an camper says that athena is better in her roman form*
Annabeth: that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia asjsjskkkskakksk
Chiron: *fucking runs*
Dionysus: Two shots of vodka *pours half a bottle*
Chiron: Where did you even get that-
Percy, jumping into the water, pointing at Chirons hooves: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEE
Chiron: I’m slightly concerned that you’re not able to realize those are my hooves. Perhaps your ability to see underwater is somehow diminishing? I think it may be in our best interest to get you to the infirmary.
—————————————————————————-
Jason: [doing cool wind tricks]
Leo: [blows it away]
Jason: Adam–
Chiron: Adam? I’m. Unsure if we have an Adam currently here, mr. Grace. Unless this is young Valdez’s new nickname, than I am happy to oblige.
When Apollo showed up at Percy’s apartment door:
Percy: Why.
Percy: Why?
Percy: Why!
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Leo, about Percy and Jason: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay!
This was Team Jercy’s submission for the first round of the Heroes of Olympus Ship Olympics! Everyone put a ton of effort into it, and we’re all super proud of how it came out, so please give some HUGE kudos to my awesome team members:
I did the initial sketches and pulled everything together in InDesign Hika did the lining, coloring, Percy’s handwriting, and helped with the script Leed took care of the monsters, did Jason’s handwriting, and helped with the script Asa helped with the script and provided the lovely doodled stick monsters Leo came up with the entire concept and helped with the script Charlie helped with the script
Alright folks, we now know the truth to what we’ve all been wondering for years, Percy prefers boxers over briefs.
Alright, I’ve gotta ask this, it’s been burning in my mind since I read Sword of Summer
People ship characters from different tv shows, Jason is shipped with a brick, if Gunilla has lived, think of this ship: Reyna x Gunilla = Reynilla
Toad's Cave 