rick probably never WOULD but imagine a pjo theme park
a ride o’ love flume ride
arena battles for entertainment, with mr. d as the presenter who sits in the chair (kinda like medieval times set up)
you can get nectar in one of those cool collectible cups with the giant bendy straw and it has like a bunch of different characters to collect
cabin specific merchandise
a drakon roller coaster
one of those theatrical rides where you sit down and get moved around and the screen plays in front of you – percy, annabeth, and tyson’s ride into the sea of monsters and getting swallowed by charybdis
little greek myth facts littered throughout the parks written by Rick and put on plaques, or just like little commentary
on a plaque in front of a statue of apollo:
“do you see this? it’s me! that scary annabeth lady got someone to make it! ha, fantastic!“
a hall of demigods “designed” by annabeth chase, that is a building filled with famous demigods and history and artifacts, like a little museum
you can get ambrosia squares at a bake shop filled with demigod themed desserts
the dam snack shop
a hydra roller coaster
a blackjack roller coaster, where before it starts, blackjack’s voice goes “ready to go, boss?” on the speaker
another theatrical ride where they’re all escaping from luke and they use daedalus’ wings to fly
chb merchandise
idt Rick would want to hire face characters to walk around the park for any of his characters but i think it’d be more like the hp theme park where u see durmstrang students, so like maybe chb campers and cj campers
there’s a lot more i can think about and a lot of the themes in the books are serious and not all fun and games but the age group for this series is middle schoolers and i think they’d like a theme park like this
you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life
Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact
I wish at some point in life I would have a crush, a crush with red hair, and the courage to say this to someone about said crush within hearing distance