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Hahahahahah, this is canon, I know that!

They just didn’t show us but this definitely happen. Prom is an adorable ball of Charm and Handsome-ness, so of course our sweet prince would fall for him! Have you see these boy’s arms? His beautiful hair? Those eyes? THE FRECKLES. THE SMILE. UUUUUUUGH. HE’S TOO GORGEOUS.

WE’RE ALL GAY FOR HIM OKAY. YOU’RE GAY FOR PROM, I’M GAY FOR PROM, ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE GAY FOR PROM.

OF COURSE THE PRINCE IS GAY FOR PROMPTO TOO.

Hahahaha, awkward Noct trying to play it cool like “Omg you’re the prince ,Noctis, you have to be irresistible, you have to be Noctis Sama, you have to be the sexy machine of sensuality, don’t go drooling for him! But then again it’s not like I can help it sO JUST- JUST- JUST PRETEND IT’S ALL FINE. It’s all fine! It’s all fine aAHAhahHAHhAHhahHhAH *INTERNALLY SCREAMING* IT’S ALL FINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

“So what do you think? :)”

“Yes.”

Noct didn’t listen. He didn’t hear what Prom asked of him, he didn’t hear a single thing from being panicking inside, but he says yes because WHO WOULD SAY NO TO THIS SWEET RAY OF SUNSHINE ajddspofjdsjf Noct is gonna say yes ALWAYS.

Hahahahaha, locking himself in the bathroom to phone Ignis, that totally happened too XD

Noctis is there in a stall, sat on the bathroom, head down and phone to the ear and made a panic mess.

“Your High-?”

“IGNIS.”

“D: Noct? Is everything alright!? Do you need something!? What happened!?”

“IGNIS. OH MY SIX ;____;”

“It’s okay, Noct, stay where you are! Are you hurt?”

“JUST IN THE HEART.”

“DID SOMEONE STAB- OHMYGOD STAY WHERE YOU ARE, I’M COMING YOUR WAY-”

“No, Ignis, you don’t understand! ;____;”

“Tell me what’s wrong, Noct, I beg you.”

“Ignis, holy shit, I am so gay, you have no idea.”

“….”

“There’s this gorgeous blond, he talked to me and I was you know AHahhsaHAHAh I panicked Ignis, I had no idea what to do ohmygod he has the sun in his hair and eyes and he looks like an angel and I love him already, I’ve known him for like ten minutes but I would give my fucking life for him-”

“….”

“-and I don’t know what to do, I had no idea, hnfdngf, I’m so gay, Ignis.”

“….”

“….Ignis?”

“So what are the news?”

“…that I’m gay?”

“…Noctis Lucis Caelum, the sky is blue and grass is green if you have not noticed yet either.”

Ignis hung up on him because he has no time to share obvious info like this, he’s a busy man, dammit.

“Highness, is this supposed to be new knowledge” AHAHAHAHAH I’m absolutely in love with the way you worded the convo, anon XD

Love this!

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[From this ask]

Hahahahahahahahahha!!!

Of course! When Prom and/or Luna ask him to train, they’re so excited and happy and Noctis just doesn’t have the heart to say no…even though he knows that training with them basically consists on being beaten up without mercy.

The good thing is that he may be bruised and half-knocked out and dizzy but at least he finds that super cute and all he can do is fall deeper in love with these two, dammit. 

Omg Gladio laughing at him XD

“HAH! You get beaten by your beloved and you get all turned on. So pathetic.”

“Gladio, darling, I don’t think you have the right to make fun of Noctis because of that.”

“Why not?”

“Say it again. Slow. And pretend you’re telling that to yourself.”

“…oh.”

Yep. Noct and Gladio are a tad bit…weird. But who can blame them, right? 🙂

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THE PERKS OF BEING THE PRINCE.

NOCTIS, YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE THINGS THIS FAR DEAR ASTRALS WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHAHAHAHAHAH

Aaah, but this is so lovely!!! I don’t know why it sounds like such a Noctis thing to do; just like the idea of Noctis burying Prompto under a giant mountain of gifts because he’s verbally and physically awkward but wants to show Prompto his appreciation, this too sounds sort of Noctis-like; take things too far because he just cares so much, so much, so desperately, madly, agonizingly much, but how do I express it hoLY SHI-!?

So of course he ends up doing some “stupidity”. Not because it’s stupid but because he’s aware that it was going too far, but he just- can’t help it, how else is he meant to show his love and appreciation and care!?

I love Noctis’ very possible train of thought here. x)

“Cheer me up?”

“Oh. Oh no. Oh gods, oh gods, no. Prompto- dear sweet angel Prompto asked me to cheer him up- he must be- he must be so terribly sad! This is so serious, I should ask Ignis-! No, Ignis won’t know what to do. He knows Gladio, he knows me well enough, but not Prompto. No, only I-! I- I need- okay, calm down, Noctis, and think…what makes Prompto happy? Chocobos. Of course. Of course- I can- I will get him-”

*flies out of his room and into the streets* 

“I will get him the MOST GIANT CHOCOBO PLUSH TOY THAT I- oh no, I already got him that one hnngngnfdg- I can- no- no, a smaller plush won’t- oh my god, does he even like plushies, I’ve been gifting him plushies for lika a YEAR and never even aSKED IF HE- calm down, Noctis, think- you already gave him chocobo plushies, and keychains, and pajamas. What else- what can I- no, I just- I’ve already gifted him every single and all chocobo merchandise that exists. What am I supposed to get when I already got him all chocobo merchan- a real chocobo. I will get him a real chocobo. That will make him happy I WILL GET HIM A REAL-”

And this is why you do contant Ignis when you don’t know what to do. Otherwise you get the Paranoid Awkward Prince That Takes Things Too Far syndrome.

Imagine Prompto in bed, opening the chat with Noct every so minutes because “Wow, Noct’s taken so long to answer. I hope I didn’t make him freak out or anything :(” while Noctis is desperately running to the nearest place that has a chocobo, trying to convince the owner because the chocobos aren’t even for rent but “IT’S AN EMERGENCY, THE SWEETEST ANGEL THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IS SAD.”

Oh, sweet Noct…

Prommy just wanted a meme 

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Now I imagine Noctis going upstairs all 

(￣ ￣|||) because he just noticed he went too far and that Prompto maybe just wanted a meme, but he’s already literally ten steps from Prompto’s door so WHATEVER (in the form of the “I GUESS” meme).

So when Prompto opens the door, Noctis doesn’t even loudly cheer or greet or smile, he’s just standing there with the most Sasuke “I’ll try to pretend I’m not embarrassed but I SO am, goddammit”

Prommy, of course, stands there all 

(°ロ°) !

“N….N-Noct? How did you-”

“The condition was that she can’t poop in the hallway, so can you please move aside and let us in?”

That’s Noct language for “Ohmygod please don’t question me, I fucked up, I Know, pleasedon’t make me explain it because it sounds even more bizarre and awkward and I’m sorry, I just wanted to make you happy and I panicked, and I know it’s too much but it does make you happy at least, right? :(”

Hahahahaha! Aw, but even if awkwardly and a bit silly, this sort of talks about how far Noct would go for sweet Prompto, and for his happiness. That’s so romantic! 

♡ ～(‘▽^人)

Such a lovely, pretty, funny and cute scenario. Thank you lots for sharing it, dear anon! 

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[From Garage!Prompto, or Cindy & Prompto as siblings AU ask right here]

DUDE, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

*SCREAMING*

Prommy taking a photo of the costumers that stop by the garage is sort of a playful and even sweet thing! 

I imagine Prompto having this philosophy, maybe after a particularly rough patch where they barely had any costumers, hence barely any incomes, and he’s learned to appreciate the fact that people choose to drop by Hammerhead; they’re the reason he can keep his passion for fixing cars and his passion for gadgets instead of shoving himself into an office or so out of necessity, the costumers are the reason he’s doing what he loves, and the reason he and his family have money and food and WOW, YOU AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE A TREASURE CAN I PLEASE HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF THIS MOMENT, IT’S SPECIAL TO ME 😥

Hahahaha, so it’s sort of sweet! Of course, Prommy must be asking permission first and is fine when people say no, but he really gets excited each time a costumer goes “! 😀 Yeah, sure!”

And that’s how Prompto started this HUUUUGE collage on one of the walls of the garage made of solely photos that he’s taken with costumers 🙂

In some it’s just the costumer and their car or gadget, in some others he appears too, in some others it’s costumer and Cindy, etc. He collects them, prints them and puts them on the wall. Honestly, it just started on a little board, but it got out of hand and now Prompto’s got ¾ of the wall covered of happy faces 😀

“Noctis moping because w h y  Ignis” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, all I imagine is Noctis holding Ignis’ ankle while Ignis walks, dragging the prince across the floor with every step, while Noct weakly and lowly whines “Whyyyyyyy Iggyyyyyyyyyyyy whyyyyyyyy”

Ignis is pretty upset because Noct is behaving like a whiny cat and “I’VE TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES WE CAN’T STAY HERE FOREVER, OHMYSIX NOCTIS, WE CAN COME BACK ANOTHER TIME >:(”

I adore the fact that Prommy has no idea Noct had been staring at him. Because. Like. Dude. Prommy. Sweet dear Prommy. Are you- are you paying attention, Prommy? XD   Noct over there being the MOST OBVIOUS awkward lamppost and Prommy’s just “ ? :)” the entire time? HAhahahahahhahahaahhaha!!!

“Maybe he was just staring at the hole I’ve been meaning to patch”, hey, Prommy. Noct may be useful there. I know he could fill that hole, I mean patch ashdusdkahddfs that was terrible coonie

Imagine, though.

Noct won’t let go of Ignis’ leg and won’t stop whining “Whyyyyy”, and at some point Gladio jokes with “Heh, say, why don’t we just bring Sunshine Boy along so Prince Charming here stops  whining?”

Gladio was joking.

Ignis stared at him blankly.

And that’s the story of how Prompto joined the party in this AU, the reason Noct is quiet from then on, and Prompto’s still oblivious to the prince’s crush on him despite the constant nuzzling and “Please pet me”s from Noctis.

PS: it was Ignis who dragged Prompto along, not Noct. Anything so Noct can please let go of his leg and stop whining like a kitten in distress, pls.

Hahahaha! This is GREAT and lovely and I love it so much! UGH. Didn’t think I’d love this AU as much dammit

Thank you for this lovely entry! 😀

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Bruh

YES

How badass would that be?!?!?!

Is that real? This about bones being stronger in a heavier person? Whether it’s real or just to fit the scenario, I love love love love it!! BADASS STRONG PROMMY WITH STRONG BONES, YEH! 

See, it was actually all strategy. Prompto wasn’t chubby because his parents didn’t cook for him and he had to eat fast food everyday. Prompto ate junk food 24/7 on purpose to grow STRONG BONES. It was the plan all along, Prompto knew he was destined for big things and fights and being a hero, so he planned it all ahead and became chubby on childhood because he already knew he’d work that body out so that he’s healthy in his youth, and strong and skilled, AND with strong bones that can stand A TON OF WEIGHT, AYO.

((this is what Prompto always says, at least))

SUPER STRENGTH PROMPTO TO THE RESCUE.

I LOVE the idea, seriously AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ADD, THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT AS IT IS.

Prompto carrying with half the camp gear while Gladio carries the other half. YEH. When Prompto’s carrying with just two chairs you’d think that’s the only thing he can stand, but NOPE. Truth is he’s just letting the other two carry some stuff for him, but if he has to do it alone? HE DOES IT NO TROUBLES. There goes Gladio carrying with half the camp gear but eh, whatever, he’s huge. And then Prompto with tHE OTHER HALF when he’s TINY in comparison!

PROMPTO CARRYING THE OTHER BROS.

Like first time he picked Noctis bridal style it was a bit of a surprise, but eh, they excuse it behind “Noct weights nothing anyway, and there’s not much height difference so whatever”. But THEN one day Ignis got knocked out, and before Gladio could even get there Prompto had already thrown Ignis on his shoulder.

“What? Do I have something on my face?”

And Noct and Gladio are just staring like  .A.  well okay THAT is a bit…surprising. 

And Prompto just hums the chocobo song while walking with an Ignis ON DEAD WEIGHT on his shoulder. Prompto’s not even using both hands, what the hell! How does he make it look so easy!?

And then the real surprise, when it was GLADIO who was knocked out. So Ignis stands there adjusting his glasses and rambling like “yes, alright, let’s not panic; I have been trained in the skill of carrying someone bigger, so if I remember the technique correctly, I should first try to how are you doing that Prompto oh my god what arE YOU DOING.”

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Prompto, standing there with Big Guy on his back. Prompto may be trembling a bit, but he can walk just fine and he’s like “Well let’s go, we can’t stay here all day! Off to a safe place!” and Noct and Ignis just. They just. They just…stand there. Not doing anything and not sure how to react and they just ?? how. Omg look at that it’s like an ant carrying an apple how is that possible this has no sense, Ignis do the math can Prompto carry something THAT big omg how.

A hurt chocobo in the wild and they have no potions!? NO PROBLEM. PROMPTO CAN AND WILL CARRY IT TO WIZ’S SO IT GETS ATTENTION.

Gladio’s arms are full, Ignis is carrying with Noct, and they don’t want to leave the garula they just hunted behind? NO PROBLEM. PROMPTO WILL DELIVER IT IN ONE GO.

See, his dialogue about growing muscles on the arms wasn’t a joke, BABY BOY HAS ‘EM MUSCLES (but mostly just secret strenght on the bones, but don’t tell anyone aksldjlkaa).

Needless to say, Prince Uncharming is absolutely in love with Prompto and adores to ask him to FLEX THOSE ARMS. Noctis, you idiot, he’s in love with Prom’s muscles whent he secret is on the bones 

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Gladio in the background like “I’m as strong as Prompto, why do you never congratulate me?”

“Gladio, he’s like ten times smallar and can do the same than you and he’s cuter, what were you expecting.”

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Don’t worry, Gladio’s got Iggy to compliment, praise, congratulate and adore him while the prince goes to to cling from Prompto’s arms and muttering “how do you do that” as he does. 

♡

BADASS STRONG PROMPTO?

YES THANK YOU.

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[From Strong!Prompto right here]

Ahahahahahaha!! ABSOLUTELY YES!!!

Of course Noct would take advantage of that! And in his defense, he’s “the prince, I have the rights to not use my feet if I don’t want to. Indeed you’re all in my service so if I say you carry me, you carry me” (it’s his joking way to say ‘ugh just please do it’). 

The most adorable part of this is that Noctis doesn’t even need to say anything. He’s literally just whining and Prompto catches the whole thing 

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Which means this has to be super frequent, hahahaha!! Maybe even since the younger days, lmao. Maybe not much after school because people stared at lot (they knew he’s the prince), but somewhere in the Citadel, or hanging around on a free day, he would just whine and go “I’m tired. Prompto, please carry me, I can’t use my feet anymore. They’re useless. See, I’m collapsing. Oh no please do something, I die”.

And it got so much more frequent during the journey, as they have to walk much more than usual; Noct sometimes gets to a point where it’s whining and “Prommmmpppppttttooooooooo”. And it gets so frequent that now as soon as he whines, that’s enough so everyone understands what he wants, ahahaha.

Aaw, Noct clinging to him like a koala bear. That is so CUUUUTE! 

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Hahahahahaha!! I adore the explanation of why he’s not asking Gladio to carry him, because IT SOUNDS SO CANON 

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“Gladio, carry me.”

“You’ve got it.”

And Gladio proceeds to toss him onto his shoulder.

“…Gladio no, you’re not catching it.”

“It’s easier this way. That way I have a free hand, and your weight gets better distribu-”

“gladio no.”

Noct the potato sack. I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE.

Hahahaha, all in all, ABSOLUTE YES TO ALL OF THIS, DAMMIT! *flips table*

IT’S GREAT AND I LOVE IT. UNGH. Super Prompto is the best OKAY? Noct wins, Prompto wins, everyone wins! THIS IS ADORABLE AND GREAT AND I LOVE IT, THANK YOU.

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And Noctis, who looks flaming hot and anyone would think would reach close to whisper dark dirty little things, is, on the opposite, still the awkward lamppost he’s been all his life, will look at him, blink, and say

“But I’m just 30. I can’t be your dad? I’d have had you at…age 10 so like, haha, that’s not…possible. Is it? I’m sorry. Maybe you can ask- well, I don’t know. But I’m not- I can’t be your dad, I’m too young, or, well, I don’t mean, I mean I’m in age, but like, if I had a kid I think it’d be a baby, as in a baby or a toddler, and you’re like 20 so…hm…yeah, I’m doing the math again but it’s not- it’s not possible. Sorry.”

Prompto may be an idiot about keeping his mouth shut, but at least Noctis is luckily awkward and naïve enough to not catch the (accidental) flirting. 😀

All hail awkward lamppost king Noct! 

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