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[Hey, fella! Sorry I didn’t reply earlier]
Hahahahahahah!!
YES!!!
It sounds like such a Prompto thing. I can hear him laughing lowly while reaching for Noct to pick him up with that “Aw, don’t worry, babe! I gotcha!”. IT’S SUCH A CUTE AND PRETTY MENTAL IMAGE, AAAAAH!!!!
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Can we also stop to admire how Gladio picked Ignis up just because Prompto was carrying Noct and/or because Noct was glaring at him? Like, Gladio’s taking it personal against Nocts (in a friendly, brotherly way), AND THAT’S SUCH A GLADIO THING! HAhahahahahah! He doesn’t care Prompto’s carrying him, he just cares that Noctis is glaring at him with these eyes that say the typical “I goddamn hate you”, and Gladio can’t stand the fact that Noct got what he wanted anyway, so Gladio’s silly revenge is “Oh yeah? OH YEAH? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, I CAN- THERE HE IS *scoops Iggy off the ground before even making eye contact or saying one good morning word* HAH BE ANGRIER PRINCESS.”
Like ?? It sounds like such an absurd (friendly )quarrel, WHICH IS PRECISELY THE KIND THAT GLADIO AND NOCT WOULD HAVE HAHAHAHA
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Ignis not even reacting to that because this is SO USUAL, that Gladio carries him, ohmygod, hahahaha. CANON I said! Like Ignis can suddenly see the floor go away of his feet but honestly it’s not startling by this point, Gladiolus has been picking him up in arms at random moments for like 10 years by now, Ignis not only is not amused, he also doesn’t even react by this point
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YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS!?
RACE.
There goes Prompto running away in this attempt to take Gladio out of Noct’s sight range, but Gladio mistakes it by a running competition, SO THERE GO THE TWO…FOUR OF THEM. Gladio and Prompto running from camp with no set direction or goal, each carrying with their respective love interest. Noctis is hugged to Prompto’s neck and cheering on him while glaring at Gladio. Ignis, on his part, is still leg crossed, can of Ebony in a hand and his notebook in the other while he calmly reviews it. That is, until he hears Noct say something (harmlessly) mean about Gladio, so Ignis just BOYFRIEND MODE ACTIVATE and he shoves his notebook back in his pocket and STARTS CHEERING EVEN MORE LOUDLY THAN NOCT TO GIVE THAT BEHEMOTH OF AN AMICITIA THE BOOST THAT HE NEEDS.
And these, people, are the people who are supposed to run an entire kingdom on their own.
Prompto won just because he accidentally made Gladio slip on mud and fall into a pond while Prompto kept running and laughing.
Tag: Promptis
why does everyone still wonder why Gladio never drives the regalia? obviously he’s a Can’t Drive Gay, Ignis is a Functional Gay, Prompto is a Determined Gay and Noct is just a bottom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
What do you expect me to add to this post!?!?!? IT’S PERFECT ALREADY ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡
Gladio: Can’t Drive Gay.
Ignis: Functional Gay.
Prompto: Determined Gay.
Noctis: you’re just a bottom.
BEST explanation I have EVER read, my dearest anon, both for why Gladio never drives and the guys’ gay category. Thanks for sharing this with me holy shit who am I kidding I’m cackling over here ahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!
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ever think of even though Noctis has been in the spotlight since birth (especially since Regis was determined to capture EVERYTHING on camera and film), he’s just an awkward turtle during photoshoots? like maybe they need the Prince’s picture for a magazine cover and the professionals are trying so hard but he looks and feels ridiculous and Prom bursts out laughing when he sees the pics “Noct, I literally have pictures of you barely conscious and drooling that look better than these, h o w.”
“He’s just an awkward turtle during photoshoots” hands down, you just made the perfect sum up of Noctis, ahahhahahaha
I think it’s both cute and funny, and I can see it as absolutely canon, and I think that the reason of that would be that he’s socially awkward 😀
When Regis films or photographs him, lil Noct is with someone he trusts. He’s with papa! And papa makes him happy and makes him laugh and he’s good and nice, so baby Noct has no notion of what a camera is. All that he knows is that he loves dada and he’s getting his attention and that’s awesome and he’s happy, and so the photos and videos taken are so good because he’s all on natural!
And then when he grows and understands cameras, he’s still with dad so that’s fine, you know? Because it’s dad and dad is good, so he will and can smile naturally when Regis says “Look this way, Noct!”
But when it’s someone he doesn’t know….
And, okay, they’re being nice, and papa says they just want a photo and everything, but…hnnnng…Noct…can’t….He’s in this white room that’s new to him and that’s already intimidating enough, now he’s also in front of people he doesn’t know who are telling him what to do and why, I don’t wanna be here, I want to go home, I don’t feel safe hngfdngndhg, who the hell are all of you and why do you want a picture, dad, do something ;____;
And Noct feels intimidated and shy enough, then these people are asking him to take photos of him?? And Noct is just so, so, so, so shy, he gets so timid because hnnfngf, these strangers want photos of me but I’ll look silly and they’ll laugh, what do I do-
And it’s ironically that he fears to look silly that he ends up looking silly and awkward, ahahaha.
Poor Noct! How many magazines there must be with awkward photos of the lil prince. And there may be awkward photos of teen and adult Noct too! He may have grown out of his baby shyness, but he’s still a socially awkward potato and you want me to pose how wtf why I’ll just…smile? Eh…
Maybe Noct is used to being the spotlight but that doesb’t mean he likes it! Hahahah! Ah, this precious angel, I love him.
Regis, chin resting in his hand and looking Noctis in the eye: “So, son, I have been made aware you gave my prized regalia to some boy, is that correct?” Noctis, trying to vanish: “Uh, yea, that’s about it” Regis, biting his cheek: “May I request details as to why?” Noctis, a disaster: “He’s g o r g e o u s dad. He liked the car. I couldn’t not-!” -some time after Noctis left to Prompto in the royal garage- Regis: *looks to Clarus* “why weren’t you as easy to woo as being given a car”
[From this]
“So, my car. The one I’ve had for the past thirty years. The car that was the most advanced thing on the entire planet back in its days. The car that my father gave me. The car where I keep my most treasured, dearest memories. The car that represents all of who I am. You- you…gifted it. To some garage boy.”
“…eh well yeah sorta I guess
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“Hm. So. Uhm….” *gesturing with a hand like he’s about to say the sky is blue and hates to feel this idiotic* “…why?”
“DAD HE’S DROP DEAD G O R G E O U S, I PANICKED, I WAS DESPERATE, I NEEDED HIM TO COME ALONG AND DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO CONVINCE HIM AND HE LIKED THE REGALIA SO I THOUGHT HEY MY DAD IS KING AND THAT CAR IS 30 YEARS OLD HE WON’T MIND AND I DIDN’T THINK- HE’S SO CUTE DAD I’M SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO U N D E R S T A N D AAAAAAH (」＞＜)」
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Hahahahahahahah!! Oh, Noct x)
Good thing is Prompto didn’t actually accept the car, just liked driving it around for a bit and insisted Noct keeps it (because it’s not even Noct’s, in the first place!).
I love how Regis, instead of going mad or angered or all ‘what’ or anything, even before he’s thinking that maybe Noctis just found who he wants to share the throne with when his time comes, even before thinking his awkward lamppost of a son has a crush on someone, the first thing that he thinks about is Clarus and “how dare he wasn’t as easy to woo as this boy, oh my god, it’s unfair.”
And there’s Regis, standing next to Clarus, both watching the prince and this blond boy go away in the king’s car. And instead of showing concern or something, like it’s sort of natural, he just goes
“Look how easy he just got his future husband. It’s unfair, I had to work so hard for years to court you. Why weren’t you as easy to woo as being given a car and that’s it?”
“Because I don’t even like cars, Regis, you know it.”
“See why it was so hard to court you?”
“That makes no sense, cars have nothing to do with successfully wooing someone or not.”
“But it would have been easier. Would you have immediately said yes to me if I had offered the Regalia to you?”
“Regis, we were already dating by the time you got the Regalia.”
“Right but would you have said yes?”
“Regis, that makes no se-”
“BUT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID YES, CLARUS”
You know what, Clarus won’t even really take the time to explain to Regis that the prince never actually successfully wooed him (and no, Regis, clinging to my leg and screaming “what else do you want I’m offering you THE ENTIRE KINGDOM” doesn’t count, I thought it was a joke) because Regis is charming and outgoing and all you want but he’s actually sorta dumb when flirting, and that Clarus was actually already his ever since he has memory of it.
He’ll just laugh a bit, hug Regis, kiss his head, and tell him ‘Yes, I would’.
These cheesy dads
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(I don’t know if he would’ve since Cor probably had a relatively healthy diet for him & Prom but) smol Noctis really loves giving chubby Prom hugs all the time, its just so comfy and squish and one time Prompto asks why he gets so many hugs (not that he minds at all, Prompto loves hugs! Noctis just gives him lots more than other people get) “Because you’re so soft and warm” -Noctis whilst hugging Prom. Prom blushes, embarrassed but happy and hugs him back
YES.
SIMPLY YES.
All the nice and cuddly hugs for chubby kid Prom! ALL OF THE HUGS FOR THIS PRECIOUS SUNSHINE OF A TIMID AND SWEET BOY. ALL OF THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM *explodes*
I would have loved so, so, so much that Prommy and Noct could have been friends since childhood, dammit. Poor Prommy, not getting close because he doesn’t feel worthy yet of being friend of the prince because he’s “too heavy” ;A;
ALSO THIS HAS PAPA!COR SO YOU HAVE ALL MY INFINITE YES.
Cor being a nice dad to Prommy, and kid Prommy being nice friends with kid Noct. HGdngjidnsdofjd, I love this so much, daMMIT, BUT EVEN MORE THE NOCT HUGS FOR HIM.
Noct hugged to his best friend all the time is such a cute mental image, considering Noct seems like a person that wouldn’t much take the first step into physical contact. He seems (to me, at least) the kind of introvert that doesn’t really enjoy much of touches except with those that are close to him or unless the other person starts it (I mean, Gladio and Prom are always shown to hug him before Noct hugs back, right?. Hence, that kid Noct just gets over that and goes straight into hugging chubby Prom, that’s so cute in so many ways. Introvert shy prince not caring about anything and just raching for Prommy for a hug. Aaaw~
I think Prommy could be very shy about it. Not uncomfortable, you said yourself that he really likes the hugs, just sorta shy. :3 Maybe the reason he asks, besides curiosity, is some idea that maybe the prince feels bad for him or ismaking fun in some way, but Noct gives such a pure answer.
“You’re so soft and warm.” It has absolutely nothing to do with his weight, and even if it had been it could have been a positive comment, but it had nothing to do with it and it’s just so cute.
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Now I imagine teen Noct cuddled up against Prommy, before he suddenly pokes his tummy.
“Noct?” Prompto says with a little laugh. “What are you doing?”
“I sort of miss your chubbiness.”
Prompto blushes, because while he wasn’t a sad or troubled boy, he still does’t like the photos of his chubby kid self.
“Sorry.”
“Nah” Noct says and snuggles closer to him, “you’re still soft and warm, so I don’t really care.”
Hsnjignisdnffdghdfhg
My feelings are happy. Thank you for sharing this lovely scenario :’3
baby Prom, and big Prom, really any size of Prom is a true chick magnet though, chocochicks swarm him, they gravitate to his kind soul, sunshine smile and all around preciousness. both with Cor when he was a child while on dates to Wiz’s with Noctis he’ll sometimes go ‘missing’ to be found giggling, barely visible under a mess of chocobo babies
[From this ask]
Hahahahahahahahhahaah!! This is the best way to fix my hilarious yet a bit embarrassing misunderstanding from the first ask
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I love the phrase “Chocochicks gravitate to his kind soul” because like. It’s epic. And where is the lie???? CHOCOCHICKS GRAVITATE TO PROMPTO’S KIND SOUL, CANON CONFIRMED.
Cor freaking out the first times at Wiz’s like “W H e r E i S M y S o N HAVE U SEEN MY SON” only to find kid Prommy buried among chocochicks, laughing.
Later on he just gets used and “Sir didn’t you arrive here with a child? Where is he?”
Cor just points at a bunch of chocochicks and no one except him can difference the feathers from the little lock of blond hair that pops out from among them.
Lovely!
as a child, Prompto once asked if he could bake a cake for Noctis tomorrow (on his best friend’s birthday) but since Cor never made a cake in his life (he took cooking classes for meals! classes for bread! classes for pastries! fOR THE LOVE OF LUCIS HOW DID HE FORGET ABOUT CAKES) so he stayed up all night, sitting in front of the laptop Prompto convinced him to get & showed him the bare basics, watching cake making videos on Moogletube he thought Prom woke up at night until he saw the sun up
[From papa Cor cooks for Prommy]
*SCREECHING*
Y E S
YES TO THIS ENTIRE SCENARIO
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Prompto took the “mom I need a (X) for tomorrow” to a whole new level, ahahahahah!
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There’s kids that need a pen for tomorrow. There’s kids that need an USB for tomorrow’s class and it’s 11 pm. There’s kids that need a new notebook.
Then there’s Prompto who NEEDS A HOMEMADE CAKE.
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Well he doesn’t NEED it, but…well, we know our dear Cor. Not really knowing the meaning of the word ‘Limits’. There’s NONE to him, he either goes GIANT or NOWHERE AT ALL. Son wants to make a homemade cake for his best friend? YOU CAN SURE BET YOUR GODDAMN ASS THAT THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE THAT CAKE, JESUS.
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(he took cooking classes for meals! classes for bread! classes for pastries! fOR THE LOVE OF LUCIS HOW DID HE FORGET ABOUT CAKES)
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AHAHAHSHSAJDHSADJHFAJHSDHAHAHASHDASHDAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I LOST MY SHIT AT THAT PART OHMYGOD AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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I imagine him FREAKING OUT in cosmical measures, made a paranoid and anxious mess, walking in circles and pulling what little hair he has out like
“I took classes for meals! I took classes for BREAD! I took classes for PASTRIES!” *grabbing Clarus by the shirt* “CLARUS I TOOK FUCKING CLASSES FOR CUPCAKES, HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT CAKES” *shakili sobbing* “CLARUS HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT CAKES, CAKES ARE ESSENTIAL, CLARUS THERE IS A CAKE FOR LITERALLY A DAY EVERY YEAR IN AT LEAST ONE CHILD’S STUPID BIRTHDAY, HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT STUPID FUCKING GODDAMN CAKES!?!?!?”
I am not sure if Cor is taking the Drama Queen crown to a new cosmical level or if he’s just having a stress breakdown
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THIS SCENARIO IS SUPER SWEET, THOUGH.
1. Prommy teaching Cor the basics to Moogletub, did I understand that? BECAUSE THAT’S SO SWEET, awkward “technology confuses me and I’m just thirty-two” Cor is STUPIDLY, INCREDIBLY, MEGA ADORABLE. Tiny seven year old Prommy teaching Cor to use Moogletub in the laptop, and then Cor like “Okay, son, you- give me a moment and I’ll handle it in a sec. Alright?” and Prommy thanks him and leave, and Cor puts on videos to guide himself in the kitchen for the cake.
2. Cor actually watching a ka-lot of Moogletube videos to learn to make a cake specifically and solely because his son asked him for a cake :’) HAS A BETTER AND MORE PURE DAD THAN COR EVER EXISTED ANSWER IS NO COR IS AN ANGEL OF A DAD OKAY, HE BEST DAD HE NEEDS AN AWARD
It’s super sweet, seriously! Cor taking the time and effort and putting all his focus into learning through videos just to make a cake, when he’s entirely clueless on it, just for little Prommy. SO SWEET UGH.
3. He stayed up all night for it? :’3
Honestly it’s hilarious at first, BUT THE FLUFFY IMAGES KEEP COMING TO MY HEAD, AND I’M DYING.
Cor is there at the kitchen, finishing the decoration of the cake and celebrating on his own, when tiny Prom appears at the door. He’s, of course, in his blue and white with yellow chocobo drawings pajamas, rubbing his eye, and staring at Cor in absolute shock.
“Prompto” Cor says in a murmur, surprised. “What are you doing here, my boy? It’s like 11, you should be in bed.”
“11?” Prommy asks, eyes wide. “Dad, it’s not that late. See, it’s seven.”
“Sev-?” Cor started asking because he thought more time had passed? Oh well at least it’s earlier than- wait a minute “In the morning?”
“Yeah. I have to leave for school in an hour, dad. Did you sleep, papa? You look so tired. Did I keep you awake? :’(”
Somehow, Cor reassured him it wasn’t his fault, did the morning routine, and left Prommy at school. He usually lets him take the bus, but boy is carrying with a birthday cake so better stay safe there. Prommy thanks him like Cor just saved the entire world before leaving for school, BASICALLY ROCKETING HIS WAY INTO IT BECAUSE OMG HE’S SO EXCITED THIS IS THE BEST CAKE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, NOCT WILL LOVE IT I AM E C S T A T I C *UNINTELLIGIBLE PROMPTO SCREECHING*
Cor drives away, goes into the Citadel, prepared for work.
The plan was that Mr. Scientia would pick both Noct and Prommy from school and to the Citadel, and Prompto runs to papa’s office as soon as he’s there because HE HAS TO THANK PAPA AGAIN, NOCT LOVED THE CAKE SO MUCH IT WAS THE BEST CAKE EVER, LOOK I SAVED A PIECE FOR YOU TOO, DAD, HGFDKASDKJLSDF
But as soon as Prommy bursts into his office, it’s like he walks into a wall and he stays there frozen and silent.
Cor, of course, is asleep on his desk. :’)
Prompto’s just 7, but heck does he understand. He knows that Cor stayed up all night just to make the cake, didn’t complain, even attended work without having slept! And honestly WHAT A MAN, I want to be like my dad one day ohmygod he’s so hard working and wants to make me happy and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ASDJDSFD
So even though Prommy was SUPER EXCITED about hanging and playing with Cor, all that he does is grab a blanket that was around from previous day when Prom insisted he slept there until dad was finished with some papers, climbed onto the desk, and covered Cor with it. It’s not particularly cold, but blankets have the power to scare nightmares away (Cor told him that, so IT’S TRUE, SHUT UP).
“You sleep, papa, I won’t tell the king” Prommy whispers. And then he gives a little kiss to Cor’s head. “Thank you for the cake, papa. You’re the best.”
And that’s how Prommy leaves to play with his friends somewhere else, while Cor sleeps on his desk because he spent the previous night making a cake not for the prince, but for his son so he could gift it to his friend.
PS: the king knows, he just decides to pretend he doesn’t. Don’t tell Prompto :’)
A Concept
Noctis: *looks at Prompto* Would you like to stay for dinner?
King Regis: *from the other side of the room* Would you like to stay forever?!
Noctis is much more successful being romantic things, not in person. like sending Prom flowers, except he’s still Noctis (aka a mess with a royal bank account) so instead of sending ‘a bouquet’ he orders half the flower shop to be sent to Prom. Prom’s so happy to get flowers and so embarrassed by everyone looking at the flower truck unloaded on him he’s a stuttering mess with a red face for hours after and just hides his face in Noct’s neck later when they meet up for a date
That’s where all the taxes go. Noct buys his boyfriend flowers from that money lmao
Just the image of a flower truck driving up to prom’s house and dumping a fuckton of flowers on him is pretty damn amazing. Noct’s probably off to trhe side, hiding in the bushes so he can see Prom’s reaction lmao
Prom would just sit there dreamily staring at the flowers because while this is kind of stupid it’s also the sweetest thing ever and he’s just so full of love.
He just doesn’t know yet how h’s gonna give them all new water everyday because that alone would probably take him 5 hours :’D But he also doesn’t wanna let them die
I’m pretty sure Noct would also be a blushing mess. They’re so precious halfdhfkjskasgdsd
smol Noct meeting Prom as kids and since he’s the prince and all, and he gets whatever he wants (he doesn’t ask for much usually, but he gets the toys & sweets and all) he gets all mad when Prom needs to go home for the night “No! He’s my Prompto and he’s staying here and I’m gonna marry him.” a cute tantrum in his most defiant voice while gripping Prom’s arm with both hands and glaring at Cor trying to take him, Regis is in tears at the adorable children
asdfgkdsajfl aww new friend needs to stay that’s so adorable. Noct’s rly fast with the whole marriage thing lmao that’s so precious i cry
They have to arrange a spontaneous sleepover because Noct is very determined to keep Prom here
Regis is just happy dad because he’s glad Noct finally has someone to play with instead of being all alone ;_;
This only becomes a problem when the next day Noct also doesn’t want Prom to go home …
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