Word Count: 35.5K+ Pairing: Peter Maximoff x Female Reader Summary: After you move out of the town where you lived all your life, you don’t see your biggest enemy (Peter Maximoff) until several years later, when many things have changed– including yourselves. Rating: MA (Explicit) Warnings: Explicit sex scenes, abandonment and insecurity issues. A/N: Soft, vulnerable Peter who cries during sex is the only thing I care about. Also… I took “going overboard” to an entirely new level with this one, and I thought about splitting it up in parts but then I thought “I haven’t posted anything in over a month” so here it is. I totally understand if you’re like “there’s no way in hell I’m reading this monster” but if you do… please tell me what you thought ♥
It’s High School. It’s the time of hormones and puberty and figuring out who you want to be and basically, not knowing a damn thing about anything. But in the midst of all that confusion there is one thing that everyone knows to be an irrefutable, universal truth: you and Peter Maximoff have always hated each other.
You can’t pinpoint the exact moment when your dislike for him began because it feels as if it’s been a part of you for as long as you can remember, and you assume it’s the same for him because you’ve been fighting each other since you were very young. There is no recollection of you two not being hostile towards each other at any point in your lives and, to tell the truth, you’re not interested in being anything else but that to him.
Still, it’s not even the fact that he annoys you to no end what bothers you the most about him– everyone knows he’s unable to win a battle of wits against you no matter how hard he tries and how impossibly elaborated his retorts to what you say are; no– the worst part of this whole thing is that he always seems to be one step ahead of you.
Somehow, he always knows what you’re going to do and hijacks it in whatever way he can.
Scenario: The X-Men decided to extend their visit. Tony has had enough.
A/N: Warning: Deadpool.
Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has invited Clint, Sam, Bucky, Wanda.
Y/N: Hey.
Y/N: We have a problem.
Clint: What’s wrong?! What did Peter do? It was him, wasn’t it?! Ever since that boy arrived you’ve been spending all your time with him! Now look what happened!
Wanda: Clint put the bow down.
Sam: And here we have a mother hawk protecting her hatchlings in their natural habitat.
Y/N: Peter didn’t do anything!We’re being haunted.
Clint: Good. I didn’t want to shoot him. I like him.
Bucky: Ghosts aren’t real.
Sam: And trolls aren’t supposed to be real but here you are.
Y/N: Bucky put the gun down.
Bucky: … I wasn’t… Whatever.
Wanda: I think Y/N is right. Strange things have been happening. Every time Pietro goes to sit down, his chair is pushed back and he falls.
Y/N: And my stuff is going missing! It will be right in front of me, then it’s gone! I’m also pretty sure someone has been in my closet…
Sam: My wings are always ending up in strange places. I thought it was Bucky but maybe we are being haunted.
Clint: You know what this means?
Y/N: We have to call them. THE –
Clint: W
Y/N: I
Clint: N
Y/N: C
Tony has joined the chat.
Clint: Damn you, Tony! You messed it up!
Tony: What? Oh they’re not even real!
Y/N: You take that back right now!
Tony: Do you guys really think we have a ghost?
Tony: REALLY NOW?!
Bucky: Well yes.
Tony: I REALLY AM THE ONLY SMART ONE HERE! Well Bruce is too, but in this chat.
Tony: It’s Peter!
Tony: He’s been doing all of that!
Y/N: Oh that actually makes a lot of sense now.
Wanda: … I’ll just tell Pietro it’s a ghost. He doesn’t need to know the truth.
Wanda has left the chat.
Tony: They have to leave!
Sam: Who?
Tony: These “X-Men.” Ever since they got here it has been chaos.
Y/N: Why? They’re so much fun.
Tony: That’s because they don’t annoy you! And half the time you’re with Peter so you don’t even notice what they’re doing!
Y/N: … Do you have any evidence to back these claims?
Tony has invited Thor, Steve, Nat, Vision, Peter, Peter.
Tony has changed Peter to: Parker.
Peter: Hi turtle ❤
Sam: What kind of lame nickname is that?
Bucky: Of course you won’t understand it.
Sam: He’s fast. She’s not. Don’t try to get smart with me.
Bucky: Hey Y/N is he fast all the time?
Sam: … It must get frustrating.
Bucky: To have things end oh. so. quickly.
Y/N: Shut up.
Peter: I stole some kisses too, not just your stuff.
Y/N: …screamsin60differentlanguages. I’m okay with that. SO okay.
Clint: I see you’ve improved from the last time.Less fangirling.
Tony: I bring forth my witnesses. No, victims! With the exception of Peter. He’s one of the
perpetrators.
Y/N: Proceed.
Clint: When did this turn into a court case?
Tony: Let’s start with Thor. He is scarred for life! Thanks to Hank!
Thor: It happened so fast…
Tony:
Hank also decided to run wild and trash everything in his path. Property damage! Vandalism!
Tony: Then there’s Magneto – or as we now know, Erik.
Tony: He thinks it’s funny to crush my suits! He sneezes, a suit is crushed! He burps, a suit is crushed!
Tony: Then, Mystique or Raven. She thought it was fun to masquerade AS ME!
Nat: It was funny seeing Steve so terrified as to why Tony was suddenly acting so weird. But then she started to go around pretending to be me!
Steve: I was so scared…
Tony: Y/N are you even reading this?!?
Y/N: Hmmm?
Y/N: Oh. Yes.
Vision: She was gazing fondly at Peter.
Y/N: STOP USING YOUR POWERS TO SPY ON EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE TONY SAID IT’S OKAY! Are you done now, Tony?
Tony: No! There’s still Vision and Parker left!
Parker: I don’t have any problems with them. Kurt and Ororo are fun to hang out with.
Vision: And Scott and Jean are intriguing.
Parker: Scott is teaching Vision how to flirt.
Peter: But Scott sucks at flirting.
Parker: I know.
Vision: … This explains some of the reactions I got when using his techniques.
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: Tell your dad to stop trying to adopt Wanda!
Peter: But she’s my sister.
Pietro: She is MY sister! Not yours! We’re not related!
Pietro has left the chat.
Tony: Parker tell Ororo to stop making it rain above me!
Parker: It’s because you’re so upset over this.
Y/N: Tell her to make lightning.
Tony: I’m collecting their stuff! They must leave today!
Tony has left the chat.
Steve: How’s he going to get them to leave?
Nat: Not sure. Erik will just crush more of his suits.
Sam: Are you forgetting who they haven’t riled up?
Steve: … Tony wouldn’t.
Vision: He would.
Steve: Oh no.
Steve has left the chat.
Wolverine has joined the chat.
Wolverine: Who’s the big green guy?
Thor: Lady Natasha, it seems they will need our assistance.
Thor has left the chat.
Nat has left the chat.
Bucky: Who are you?
Sam: Wolverine. What kind of name is that?
Bucky: Are you a werewolf or what?
Wolverine: I see you lost an arm. Would you like to lose the other?
Bucky: I should go help Steve.
Clint: Where’s Y/N…?
Bucky has left the chat.
Clint: Or Peter…?
Wade has joined the chat.
Wade: My Wolverine senses are tingling.
Wolverine: Wade.
Wade: I knew there was a reason for the sudden increase in temperature.
Hi Wolvey. I ever tell you that you’re my favorite?
Parker: I thought I was?
Wade: Not now Peetie. The grownups are talking.
Clint: Has anyone seen Y/N?
Wade: SHUT YOUR BEAK, CLINTON!
Clint: I WILL IF YOU TELL ME WHERE Y/N IS!
Wade: Well I happen to know. I’ll reveal in a few minutes.
Parker: Seriously?
Wade: Who the fuck is Parker?
Wade has changed Parker to: Peetie.
Wade: Much better.
Wolverine: Just tell em, Bub.
Wade: I love it when you call me that.
Wolverine has left the chat.
Clint: Can you tell us now?
Wade: Okay let’s see here. I wrote it down.
Erik has joined the chat.
Erik: Has anyone seen my son? My reaction was not very good when he told me the truth by accident.
Wade has added Charles.
Wade: Tell your boyfriend to float a metal bar up his ass because it is rude to interrupt others.
Erik: …
Wade: Okay I wrote: “Meet Y/N and Klepto at the X-Mansion to leave dog treats in Hank’s room. Also must shit on his lawn as revenge… but wait he must already do that.”
Sam: Thanks…
Wade: “Should also pick up condoms for Klepto. Would it work though? Are there condoms that accommodate light speed?”
Vision has banned Wade.
Sam: I take it you want to prevent your hatchling from having their own hatchlings?
Clint: STOP WITH THE BIRD STUFF!
Clint has left the chat.
Sam: Birds these days.
Vision: Aren’t you called the falcon?
Sam has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Erik: I’m not ready to be a grandfather yet!
Erik has left the chat.
Charles: If I still had hair it would have fallen out by now. I didn’t agree to all this stress.
Charles has left the chat.
Y/N: Hey. Sorry Peter and I were playing ping pong.
Y/N: What the hell, Wade.
Y/N: WHAT. THE. HELL.
Peter: Light speed…
Y/N: Don’t get any ideas.
Peetie: They should have known better than to trust Wade.
Wanda has joined the chat.
Wanda: Has everything calmed down?
Peetie: Nope.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: My plan was ruined!
Peter: Is the big guy gone?I liked him.
Wanda: Half our team is gone.
Tony: To where?
Y/N: The X-Mansion.
Tony: GREAT IDEA Y/N! THEY RUINED OUR PLACE SO WE’LL RUIN THEIRS! LET’S GO WHILE THEY’RE OCCUPIED AT THE BASE!
Y/N: NO, I NEVER SAID THAT!
Peter: Hold on tight.
Y/N: What?
Y/N has left the chat.
Peter has left the chat.
Tony: Could’ve carried me there as well…
Tony has left the chat.
Wanda has left the chat.
Peetie has left the chat.
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: Wanda the ghost is back.
Pietro: …I’m scared.
Pietro: Wanda?
Pietro: WANDA I REMOVED SCOTT’S STUPID GLASSES AND WHAT THE FU
Scenario: The Avengers watched X-Men Apocalypse. Reader really likes Peter Maximoff much to everyone’s dismay (*cough* Pietro *cough*)
Clint has created a chatroom.
Clint has invited Steve, Pietro, Tony, Wanda, Nat, Y/N.
Clint: So, did everyone enjoy the movie?
Tony: It was okay.
Steve: I enjoyed it.
Pietro: It was terrible.
Y/N: HE WAS GREAT!
Y/N: I MEAN IT WAS GREAT!
Wanda: He?
Nat: No! Why did you ask her!?
Y/N: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY HUSBAND.
Pietro: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY KNOCKOFF!
Y/N: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Steve: Can you two behave?!
Pietro: NO.
Y/N: MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!
Wanda: Pietro it was just a movie. Calm down.
Clint: I think Peter is better. Can we recruit him instead?
Y/N: Yes omg yes a million times.
Steve: No, we are not recruiting him!
Pietro: I am right here, you know?!
Y/N: He has the cutest smile!
Y/N: and his hair is so
Y/N: i cant
Nat: She’s broken.
Y/N: He’s just so adorable!
Pietro: HE IS NOT ADORABLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUICKLSILVER AND THAT IS ME!
Clint: He saved everyone from an explosion.
Pietro: Your point?
Clint: And you…
Pietro: Don’t finish that sentence.
Wanda: Pietro you know nobody can ever replace you.
Y/N: Okay but do any of you know if Peter has a girlfriend…?
Y/N: It’s for science.
Steve: I am surrounded by children.
Tony: That happens when you’re ancient.
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter: Has anyone seen my father?
Y/N: You live with your aunt…
Peter: No I live with my mum.
Clint: Nat, use your arachnid speak and find out what’s wrong with him.
Nat: Really, Clint?
Peter: You can speak to spiders? I’ve never come across a mutant like you before.
Nat: What?
Y/N: …
Y/N: Peter?!
Peter: Yeeeees?
Y/N: MAXIMOFF?!
Peter: I believe so.
Wanda: Where is that screaming coming from?!
Nat: It’s Y/N. She’s “Fangirling.”
Pietro: IT’S YOU!
Peter: IT’S ME! Haha what game is this?
Steve: Wait so you’re not Parker?
Peter: No, unless my birth certificate is wrong.
Tony: PIETRO GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS!
Pietro: I DIDN’T TAKE IT!
Peter: Oh you were eating that?
Y/N: Hey. Nice to meet you. I’m Y/N. I can help you look for your dad.
Peter: My future wife is going to help me find her father-in-law. What a tale for the kids!
Wanda: Why did he have to say that?!
Tony: @god what did I ever do to you?
Y/N: YES, HUSBAND, LET’S GO!
Peter: I like her! ❤
Steve: Y/N stay where you are! You can’t just go off with him!
Y/N: Please Steve!
Pietro: Should we not be capturing him or something!?
Peter: Catch me if you can!
Wanda: Pietro stop chasing him!
Magneto has joined the chat.
Peter: Hey dad!
Magneto has left the chat.
Peter: Maybe that was not the best time to tell him.
Tony: Who’s the freak outside?
Tony: WHY IS HE STEALING MY SUITS?
Tony: HE IS CRUSHING THEM!
Tony has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.
Wanda: I am so confused!
Wade has joined the chat.
Wade: Listen up kiddos. This is what happens when you try to bring two different movie studios together. Shit gets really confusing. Don’t do ice-cream now.
Y/N: You mean drugs?
Wade: I mean ice-cream. Brain freeze is a bitch!
Wade has left the chat.
Y/N: I was in my room and now I’m outside?! What the hell?
Peter: Picnic?
Y/N: YESSSSS OMG AT LAST
Y/N: I mean
Y/N: Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Y/N has left the chat.
Peter has left the chat.
Wanda: Pietro don’t do it.
Pietro has left the chat.
Wanda: Oh my god.
Wanda has left the chat.
Clint: Nat your hair is different.
Nat: No it’s not.
Clint: I can see you right now.
Nat: I’m with Sam and Bucky in the training room. I don’t see you.
Clint: But
Clint: Then who is?
Clint has left the chat.
Nat has left the chat.
Thor has joined the chat.
Thor: My friends. When did we get a hound? He is blue. Is this common for this breed?
You walked through the halls of the school listening to everyone talk about what happened in their previous class and what they’re currently watching on TV. You haven’t seen your boyfriend all day, which wasn’t strange since he would run past and kiss you on your cheek before running somewhere else.
Every time he kissed you, it would feel like a warm buzz since he ran so fast.
You heard people shuffling and moving out the way, and then a gust of wind, which meant one thing. Peter. Expecting your normal kiss on the cheek, you kept walking. Like usual, you felt the buzz on your cheek. Except this one wasn’t warm.
It was wet.
“Peter!” You screeched, drawing attention to yourself.
He appeared next to you in an instant. “Yes?”
“Did you just lick the side of my face?” You questioned, wiping your cheek with your sleeve.
“I claimed you.” He said with a lopsided smirk.
“What?” You asked.
“I. Claimed. You,” He said slowly. “Our friend, Chris, over there,” He nodded behind you, “Was staring at you and I didn’t like it. I decided to show him that you’re mine.”
A smile slowly crept it’s way on to your face as you registered what he just said. “Peter Maximoff, are you jealous?” You challenged, raising your eyebrow.
He scoffed. “Why would I be jealous? I mean I’m a model compared to him. But just to make it clear,” He leaned in. “If I see another guy look at you like that, I’m picking you up and running away to the Bahamas.”
You laughed at his response. “I could do with a holiday. And just to make it clear,” You mimicked his words. “I would never leave you for Chris or any other guy.”
You were just sitting in a food court minding your own when Peter Maximoff, soon to be your mutant in shining banana, slides halfway across the floor in front of you like so.^^^ Except he overshot it, unknowing about the floor wax and slides all the way into a pretzel cart. You can’t help but laugh as the banana boy scrabbles up, covered in pretzels and runs off to his red glasses wearing friend. You’re pretty sure you heard a giddy voice saying “Did you see that? I got her to laugh! told you I’d woo her Summers.“
{I’M SORRY ITS BAD BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE BEAUTIFUL MAXIMOFF QUEEN @adarkroomandawallflower}
Candy canes on every branch, garland around every banister, at least 12 new gingerbread houses over night.
The eggnog was near finished completely when you finally ventured into the kitchen, only to find your missing husband, the one who left you cold and cuddleless all night, passed out at the kitchen table with wrapping paper everywhere and a gingerbread Charles still stuck to his cheek.
Peter had left to finish his wrapping as soon as you fell asleep, barely able to force himself out of your warm hold and gather all your presents out of hiding so he could surprise you.
He hadn’t planned on passing out only 5 glasses of eggnog into the night.
Even after Hanukkah you and Peter had a pile of presents for each other being saved for Christmas, and Peter was so excited to be going to your parents on Christmas morning you weren’t sure he’d stop vibrating with excitement long enough to sleep, but even sugar highs wear down.
You shuffle towards him, still sluggish and tired and try nudging him awake.
“Pea, c’mon” you shake him arm a little rougher “it’s Christmas, wake up or Gidget will open her presents without us”
said pup was not far behind you, yawning as well before coming to see where her parents were.
But alas, you only received a garbled response of “mmmgh peppermint twinkies…for me? hehe….”
You rolled your eyes at the speedster before turning on the coffee pot and reaching to get one of the cookies long forgotten beside him.
Leaning against the table, you can’t help but smile at your beloved dork whose snoring made Gidget decide to leave already.
One crunch from your cookie was all it took though, to startle him awake enough to fall out of his chair, arms pushing the table and making wrapping paper remnants go flying before you had a chance to stop him.
“WhA? where? oh, babe!” his confusion expression turned to that of a goofy grin when he noticed you laughing beside him, cookie in hand and looking like a bed-headed angel.
“Morning sleepy head.” you took another bite of the cookie “Was the bed not good enough for you last night? or didn’t you want to cuddle.” you fake pout
“Huh? oh shIT” he panicked, quickly scrabbling up, a blur of silver and all the mess was carelessly thrown onto the table before a gust of wind blew up the staircase.
you heard a few muffled curses before he, or in this case, a short and silver haired, rather skinny looking Santa stood in front of you.
“Santa? aren’t you a bit late, coming Christmas morning and all?” you couldn’t help but tease him, in an unstuffed Santa suit with both a hat and mistletoe and reindeer antlers.
“But I-” he turned to the side and coughed, before continuing in a comically deeper voice “But I knew you were such a good girl this year that you deserved an extra special present this year! ho ho ho-ack!” he pulled the fake beard hair out of his mouth while you failed to contain your laughter.
“Well Santa, if you hadn’t slept half way through the morning maybe we could’ve exchanged gifts before me and my husband had to go…”
Peter’s face fell when he spun to look at the clock on the stove just as the coffee maker finished brewing it’s pot.
“But presentsssss!” he whined while you walked over the get a mug from the cupboards.
“Uh-uh Santa, we don’t have time. Go get dressed Pea."
"Fiiiiiineeee. But can Santy Claus get a kiss from the beautiful Mrs Maxiclaus first?” he hugs you close to brush his nose against yours.
Pushing him back you stick out your tongue “Ew no, you’re breath stinks Pea. Brush your teeth then maybe kisses. Mint flavored ones”
He pouted. He was a skinny Santa pouting before his eyes lit up, not even giving enough time for you to blink before having a candy cane sticking out of his mouth and grinning at you
“Christmas pocky?” he mumbled without dropping it from between his teeth.
“Peter no! go brush your teeth, I love you but it stinks. Horribly.” you push his chest lightly to get him out of your face.
“But it’s festive! and minty!” giving in to defeat he puts the candy cane into the left out glass of eggnog from last night before grumbling “and you’re cruel too. No kisses, no cuddles, eating my cookie.”
In 2 seconds flat you grinned feeling the little gust of wind when he appeared beside you, now dressed in his favorite ugly sweater and your favorite tight silver pants.
“I’m ready! now can we open gifts? please please please please? we still have a few minutes to spare! please gumdrop? my peppermint? Gingerbread wifey? love of my life who really wants to see what she got for Christmas?” Peter was on his knees, arms wrapped around your legs and chin resting on your stomach looking up with his best and most lethal puppy face.
“I guess we can spare time for a few gifts….Gidget is pretty patienceless afterall”
With an excited shout of “Yes!” you were lifted from the kitchen and sitting by the tree, Peter excitedly pilling presents onto your lap and strapping a little Santa hat on to Gidget.
Yeah, somehow you’d always find a bit of time to spare for him.
On one less than eventful day at the Xavier mansion, Peter finds a fidget spinner laying on one of the small decorative tables. Looking around, Peter doesn’t see anyone or any clue who it belongs to and decides to see what the big hype is about. With nothing better to do and the colorful spinner in hand, Peter starts giggling wondering just how fast he can make it go, that being an obvious speedster mistake he spins with a little extra mutation boost. Combined with his loose grip, the fidget spinner flies out of his hand, still whirring on its way–right into one of Charles’ prized antique vases.
“Yikes.” Peter mutters quickly before leaving in a gust of wind, thinking he’ll make himself scarce around this part of the mansion for awhile. With luck, Scott was the next person to be seen sitting in the room, not even having noticed the broken vase as he entered.
(Because I saw some Sirius Black cosplay gifs, and died, and it led to this. )
Warren decked out in all his leather clad glory wearing a black matching choker with a little metal heart in the middle, his favorite style since it just looks so good on him.
Kurt wearing a baby blue, lace trimmed choker with a small white bow in front with a little dangly bell Pastels are just made for Kurt, they show up beautifully against his skin and lace makes him look so innocent (and he really is, such a sweetie)
Peter would have a lot of different chokers, some with little charms, a few with bows, and some customized like his favorite silver strap with a little green Alien head charm (he would of course have the pizza too…)
(younger) Alex would jokingly buy a thin leather choker with small spikes on it for you, only for you to get him to test it out. It went well. Later on he can always be found in his leather cord puka shell choker.
Sean’s chokers are mostly what you’ve bought him, so they’re mostly little shamrock charmed things, especially since you like to call him your ‘lucky charm’
Warren birb: forcing Warren to watch all the Harry Potter movies with you (he surely wouldn’t admit to reading the books but he does at night in secret when he thinks you’re fast asleep) And one day skipping up to him happily with your hands behind your back and gesturing for him to lean down and wrapping a bright Hufflepuff scarf around his neck and he’s looking at you like your crazy “Hufflepuff? ME?” he points to his leather clad self “You’re just a big soft loveable bird and you know it” and squishing his cheeks together.
Kitty Kurt Wagner: lending Kurt your Harry Potter books to read and him just adoring them and as soon as it starts to be cold weather you surprise him by wrapping a long Hufflepuff scarf around his neck and kissing his nose with snow falling around you
Peter Maximoffer: Peter seeing both Kurt and Warren with their new scarves and wondering where his is? he knows you love Harry Potter and he even got a pair of prescription glasses just like Harry’s. He doesn’t have to wait long when you come up behind him tying a Gryffindor scarf around his neck and he’s confused he didn’t get Hufflepuff too? he’s almost Kurt level kind? “For my brave and bold mutant boyfriend” and kiss his lips
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