{Peter and the Kittens}

{ A thing brought to you by my cat who never learned she is no longer a baby: }

Peter finding some abandoned kittens too young to be away from mom, he can’t leave those babies and takes them home to find they still need milk.
Think of Peter holding each squirming little squeaker and giving them tiny bottles of milk at all hours, being so overly worried when one of them falls over, carrying them everywhere in a blanket/babyholding thing and being so protecting over the fuzzy little jellybeans.

And they are Peters babies, not just anyone can touch his little preciouses. There are very few people he trusts enough to watch them at all.
(like when he goes to the bathroom for 0.03 seconds they still need to be watched) Kurt is one of them though, because Kurt absolutely loves them and Peter figures he might be ok since he’s part cat.
Whenever he is away from them at all he gets so nervous and anxious with a million bad scenarios happening to his babies he speeds back to check in seconds.

But Peter is the cutest little mama, he reads to the kittens, brushes them, pampers those little fluffers and its just so sweet you can’t help but aww and coo when you see him go past, and Peter’s had the biggest crush on you since he saw you but those kittens take all his attention, he hasn’t noticed you smitten stares until he looks up from feeding one kitten to see another wandering across the rug almost 3 feet away, he is so proud for getting that far BUT STAY WITH THE GROUP

And he sees a hand come down and gently tickle under the kittens chin making it mew and then someone crouch down, he’s ready to go full on Mom Mood on the one by his tiny child until he looks up a little, his face flushes red, his tongue is now tied so he can’t speak and he drops the milk bottle (earning protests from the hungry kit) when he sees its you petting the small kitten who is now trying to paw your fingers in battle then two more of the kittens see the new person and start wobbling your way (Peter almost feels offended when he notices)

You look up at him smiling “Hi Peter” well Peter, he can’t talk but stutters out a hi, only choking on his words twice.
 You ask if you could give it a try while gesturing to the other milk bottles next to his feet, he speedily nods and hands you one of the bottles and carefully sets an unfed baby in your palm.

After that Peter somehow always finds himself and his kittens around you, and when he has to do something you’re the one who gets to look after the kittens.
He even worries slightly less! now the kittens have 2 moms, and a kitty Kurt to raise them (you convince Peter its alright to let some of his friends pet the babies, they do need interaction with others. he is wary but doesn’t think its so bad with the little runt of the litter is trying to chew on Warren’s wing.)
(and tough guy Warren who ‘doesn’t like cats’ definitely had tears of joy in his eyes when one of the kittens climbed on his knee)

After feeding the kittens one time though, probably helping peter at 3am feeding, once the kittens are all finally fed all of them full bellied and tired are curled on you and Peter, only for you to look down and see Peter is also snuggled into your side snoring quietly while latched onto your arm, you smile and kiss his forehead lightly, careful not to wake him before dozing off yourself.

Peter starts to get a little worried when the kittens are growing up though, you only hung around him to help out with the babies right? why else would you…
while the kittens, at a teen like size now are playing with a pile of toys he ‘borrowed’ he gets lost in thought, he doesn’t want you to leave.
Maybe he can find more kittens somewhere? he doesn’t realize you sat down on the floor next to him until you laced your fingers with his watching your fuzzy children play you notice Peter isn’t at his normal happiness and get concerned asking him what’s wrong.
He’s sad and doesn’t put up much resistance before telling you “now that they’re big you’re going to stop coming by us, right?” you look at him confused, how could you ever do that? f

Figuring now is as good a chance as any and bundling your nerves you lean forward till your nose touches his, one hand touching his hair lightly and watching his eyes to make sure he isn’t bothered (very shocked right now but certainly not bothered by your closeness) “Y’know….I kind of helped raise them too, even though you’re their mommy of course. But I’m kind of a parent too, right?” Peter nods slowly “Well Peter, we certainly can’t break up a family now can we?” he shakes his head just the slightest without breaking eye contact, intently awaiting your every move.

Peter’s breath hitches when you tilt your head and slowly press your lips to his, when he hesitantly kisses back you smile. pulling back you wrap your arm around him “So Peter, you’re their mommy of course it’s your call.” you smile down at the kitty chewing on Peter’s shoelace “are we a family?” Peter swears he’s never smiled so much “Y-yeah! of course, I mean they can’t just lose their other parent right? they would be devastated and chew all ufo my socks again” he says, shooting the little brown cat a playful glare.
You pull Peter closer against you and kiss the top of his head, sighing contently with Peter’s head rested on your shoulder, both of you watching your fluffy kids.

Who knew some kittens would get Peter the love of his life and you the same?

The Many Times Scotty Was In The Right Place At The Wrong Time

Ahem,

1st Occurrence: Scott making the mistake of standing a few feet from Warren, when his future s/o walks by.
Upon entering the room, Warren’s attention goes straight to you, his wings puffing out and stretching to their full glory, and promptly smacking into Scotts face knocking him backwards while he scrambles for his glasses shouting at the smitten bird in the process

2nd Occurrence:  standing next to Jean in the hallway, acting ‘cool’ while she chatted with Ororo and Jubilee, safe and far away from wing fluffing mutants who want to ‘woo’ their crushes.
When on the other side of the mansion when a loud bang sounded (new mutant whose powers aren’t in full control yet) throughout the surrounding area and startling Kurt who was taking a short nap. Freaked out he BAMFs away from the sound, right next to Scott, his tail whacking a vase and him pushing Scott to land directly under the falling, and expensive heirloom vase which was previously sitting on the pedestal he was leaning on the wall next to.

3rd Occurrence:  Scott was sitting in the gardens, ALONE while admiring Jean from afar, only to be slammed into by a silver blur that is Peter Maximoff who was speeding by when he saw his s/o sitting on the other side of the gardens.
Entranced by you, Peter didn’t think to stop running and hit Scott full force making them both crash to the ground, Scott’s glasses falling off and a laser beam shooting into the sky before he could close his eyes. Sadly, a fried duck landed next to him minutes later.


@writingsofawaywardnerd

think of your and Peter’s child deciding they want to do ballet so then Peter having to be great at helping his kids with whatever they love, also ends up doing ballet.
Your child is practicing and doing good, so Peter tries to practice with them, ends up being clumsy and even his speed doesn’t save everything falling and your kid is just sitting on the side giggling at daddy, after that Peter joins another class, adult ballet lessons to be good enough to help your kids with theirs

also male ballerinas have super nice bodies? am I the only one who notices that?
And you compliment Peter on it all the time and randomly mention he seems a lot more limber and flexible now, just an offhand comment that makes Peter’s face light up red causing him to trip crashing into a lamp

Peter Maximoff getting drunk, and after a lot of stumbling and opening strange doors, he finally ends up finding his way back to your room while you’re gone and sitting down memorized by watching your fish tank.
When you walk in and find him staring at your fish, face pressed up against the glass still as a statue you asks what he’s doing, not hearing you come in he gets spooked and falls backwards at your voice then realizes its you. He looks up at you, still lying on the floor and gives a dopey grin before leaning in and loudly whisper telling you he can read the fishes lips and until you finally get him to sleep he’s telling you he gained a fish language mutation and that he will solve the worlds problems through fish

Peter would have so many pets, every time he’d see a injured or abandoned animal it’s now his baby, he’d speed it back to the mansion and give it so much tlc and soon Charles notices he basically has a petting zoo ranging from dogs and humming birds to a domesticated raccoon Peter found orphaned in the woods but he can’t do anything about because all the students are so attached to them

Little Kisses preference(?)

Peter Maximoffer!: cupping Peter’s face in your hands and smooshing his cheeks together before booping his nose making him go cross eyed with a smile

Kurt Wagner: always randomly wrapping your arms around Kurt’s shoulders to hug him but leaning up and kissing the tip of his nose making his eyes squeeze shut happily and his nose scrunch up while giggling at you

Peter Parker: locking your arms around Peter in a tight hug and peppering kisses all over his face until he can’t stop giggling, giving a squeal of your name and half heartedly attempting to push you off

Warren Birb: surprising Warren throughout the day by coming up behind him wrapping your arms around his chest and nuzzling into his neck and kissing his cheek before going on with whatever you were doing, leaving a red faced bird boy behind

I think Peter would happily end up in all the girls nights, he has to be up to date on the school gossip, loves anyone fixing his hair, has fun getting his nails painted, especially silver but hates how long it takes to dry, he will happily be the girls model and if Scott says anything about his fabulous look he’s tied down with Jean’s powers and given his own special make over

Peter always steals his s/o’s clothes, always. Shirts, jackets, hats, pants, (you either drew the line or just gave up at underwear) because he loves wearing his s/o’s stuff so much It smells like them, it reminds him he’s so lucky to have such a wonderful s/o and he looks hot. And if anyone says anything he’ll speed back and model like 5 outfits all of his s/o’s stuff saying how he looks too good not to wear it.

Can we just all agree that Sean and Peter are definitely the meme team

Peter’s up to date on every meme, knows every on by heart and sends wayyy to many memes to everyone he knows

Sean doesn’t even realizes a meme is so out of date and still thinks they’re awesome, and is shocked when Peter informs him that meme died 4 months ago

they’re both pains in the ass with memes. Sean also has horrible slang


@writingsofawaywardnerd