Tag: Sam

Imagine Sam and Bucky going grocery shopping and Bucky getting excited over all of the food that he’s missed out on over the years

imaginebucky:

Sam films him the entire time they’re shopping, then makes an incredibly popular youtube video called “Old Man Yells at Food”. Popular quotes include: 

“Quinoa. How the fuck do you pronounce this?“ 

“Marshmallow fluff in a jar. I’ve seen everything now. What do you even put this on? It doesn’t matter, it’s going on everything.“ 

“Baconnaise. I can’t decide if this is the exact opposite of what I died for, or the perfect example of it." 

"I’m going to live in this cheese aisle for the rest of my life." 

"Sometimes I feel like you don’t appreciate granola properly." 

"Wait, I’m confused, is yogurt a desert now or not?" 

"It’s HOW MUCH??" 

"Everything’s ‘instant’ now, instant coffee, instant soup, instant noodles. That has to be false advertising." 

"Sam, seriously, I think these price tags have to be wrong." 

"Mini bagel pizzas. This is heaven, isn’t it? I died and God- uh, Thor’s dad or somebody felt sorry for me so they let me into heaven." 

cutethors:

sam, texting: hey we’re on our way over now. i don’t know if there’s goats there but can you please keep them away

sam: a goat bit me once and ive been scared of them since,

sam: so please, no goats

bucky, the goat herder, standing in the middle of twenty goats: there are no goats here

sparklingseb:

mywinterbuckybear:

sparklingseb:

imagine everyone in the soul stone frantically looking for their loved ones, but bucky just sits there quietly and knows steve isn’t in the stone and he doesn’t have anyone else to look for

This broke me until I realized Sam would most likely find Bucky seating alone, then instantly relax from his once panicked state before charging in full force towards Barnes, shouting his name as loud as he can, only to have Bucky turn around with his eyes bulged with surprise and dread seconds before Sam crashes his whole body on him, happily cursing him out and suddenly I’m alive again.

thank you for turning my angst into fluff

neighbourhoodgay:

Sam and Bucky’s relationship is one of those ‘Only I get to trash talk about him’ kind of relationships. Sam calls Bucky a greasy haired douche bag every morning and Bucky once forced Sam to sit through a half hour slideshow of ‘why the Winter Soldier is better than the Falcon’. But once a reporter said that Bucky was a danger on the team and Sam threw a brick at him.