a porn blog messaged me earlier so I tried having a conversation with it,,,,I scared it off just trying to be nice
Tag: *shrugs like a shrub*
Alois Trancy x reader (headcanon with a s/o who swear a lot)

yelling? cursing? how very unladylike!
Alois would find it hilarious~
He absolutely loves it, as there aren’t many who would act so improper. And he especially likes if you do it at the most inappropriate times, like during a boring meeting so he get’s so see a flabbergasted and highly offended high-class arse, the business men are astonished but he’s just giggling at your scandalous behavior
{I said female reader for this instead of doing gender neutral since a guy cursing would be no big deal, I hope no one minds I had just thought of this?}
Am I the only one who thinks Nico is the most relatable character? not just because he loves anime and manga but because if it wasn’t for happy distractions, if he was left alone he would be so sad and depressed?
I’ve owned this cactus for 6 hours and 23 minutes and it hasn’t died yet. We’re doing well.
I shall name thee cactus, Timothy.
Peter’s guide to {Quicksilvering Correctly}
Moonwalk into Hero Zone
Be sure to sample the food
‘Research’ your new partners wallet
Soundtracks are a necessity, anything less is inexcusable
Hero-ing takes energy, be sure to snack
Gotta go fast! explosions wait for no mutant!
Stay stylish, security guard hats are cool
Don’t forget to be adorable