imperio-imagines:

Anonymous said: Ooooh! I love headcanons! Could you please do dating a Sirius would include?

• you probably being a gryffindor or a slytherin
• was sirius your boyfriend? was he james’ boyfriend? was he remus’ boyfriend? nobody knew
• lots of “baaaaaaaaaaaabe”
• him turning into his animagus form to cuddle with you whenever you were sad
• him licking your face even when not in his animagus form
• “SIRIUS YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY A DOG”
• “I DON’T CARE WOOF WOOF MOTHERFUCKER”
• lots of swearing
• you always stealing his leather jackets
• going shopping together
• him wearing your crop tops
• him asking you to teach him how to paint nails properly
• like he had a spell for it, but one of your parents was a muggle, and he wanted you to teach him the muggle way
• him not caring about masculinity and going around wearing the crop tops and nail polish he stole for you

• but him still being the most badass guy in hogwarts

• “i like my coffee like your name. black.”
• “i like my make up like i like my girls. on my face.”
• “gODDAMMIT SIRIUS”
• the two of you literally being hogwarts most badass couple
• (james and lily were jealous)