I wish Harrison would be in SM:H, not as a big character or anything even, like, his rapping on Peter’s door and shoving letters at him because the Parker’s mail got delivered to his apartment AGAIN

Peter crawling on Scott’s head and looking in like the curious little spider he is.
He’s just peaking in like
‘Hello in there, who the hell are you?’
‘I am a spider, you are bug too. How are you a big bug?’

Debating your Hogwarts houses with Peter

The debate would start while having a Harry Potter marathon (the millionth and fourth one) You’d probably end up deciding he’s a GryffinHuffleClaw or something “Because Pete, you’re sweet and caring as a Hufflepuff, smart as a Ravenclaw and brave like a Gryffindor”
you tap his nose each word Peter snuggles up to you more pulling the blanket around him better
“What about Slytherin?” you comb your fingers through his hair “I’ll be the Slytherin to your Hufflepuff and punch anyone who bothers you”

Peter Parker dating a someone whose a few months older than him so when their birthday hits, now they’re older than little Petey so you just have to tease him about it, then he gets some goofy text their caller ID is something cutesy like ‘love of my life’ and it reads ‘so am I coming over to babysit tonight at your place or?’ and Tony of course knows they’re dating (nosy Stark must know spider-sons love life) “So Parker, into older men/women eh?”

Peter Parker is such a dork though? C’mon and if you know about him being Spidey (which you will, Peter Parker is literally the worst at lying) think of him knowing you like a certain hero a lot, so at the fight in Germany he’s swinging around, his phone webbed to one hand taking pictures and selfies to send you mid swing. Probably trying to get your favorites to wave or say hi to the camera because “My girlfriend is a huge fan! could you just wave at the-” before he gets hit by Redwing or giant Scott

when he gets back from Germany and you’re trying to help patch him up but he keeps squirming because he’s too excited and fangirling about everyone he saw and that he held Captain America’s shield “Can you believe it (Y/n)? I held THE Captain America’s shield! and he talked to me too! and there was this guy with a really cool metal arm, and one dude was like a cat, the Scarlet Witch was there too! and this one guy was really tiny but he got really big so I-” ‘Peter quit moving for one second! Please’

“But (Y/n) you don’t understand, it was so cool! and the new suit Mr. Stark gave me is so much more superhero-y than my old one, it’s a bit tight around-I’m not complaining though! I just need to work on my landings, and did I tell you about the Black Widow being there? and- ow, that’s still sore.”
“Sorry Peter, but getting hit with a truck will usually do that to you.” you say, pressing the ice pack against his sore arm "Also, you remember we have a test this week, right?“ Peter’s eyes widen in panic "WHAT?! oh no my homework!” *he screeches before scrambling towards his desk and fumbling for his backpack.

“Oh Peter.”

Peter Parker drabble

Petey ‘Precious’ Parker: going over to Peter’s place to study after school, both of your sitting on his bed with the books between you. You quickly get bored and glance up at Peter, who is sat near the foot of the bed. But he’s far to concentrated on whatever he’s trying to solve to notice your lingering stare. You should really copy him and get back to studying, but he looks too cute concentrating and chewing on his pencil.

Silently you close your book, moving it off the bed you crawl towards Peter, who is still too focused to notice, when he finishes scribbling on the papers in front of him you take that as your moment to strike, pushing Peter back so he’s flush against the mattress.
Peter lets out a squeak in surprise, looking up at you with wide eyes, quickly turning into a look of horror realizing what you’re about to do “(Y/n), no, no no no please (Y/n-” his pleads are quickly silence when you start mercilessly tickling his sides and along his stomach Peter’s squeals of laughter fill the room.
You only stop when he’s panting and out of breath from laughing so hard and his face flushed bright red. You rest your hands atop his chest, still straddling his lap and smiling down at him. Wiping some of the tears by his eyes, still unable to stop being a giggling mess he sees your smile and looks up at you “What?” he asks, still breathless and smiling happily.
You run your thumb along his cheek “Nuthin’ Pete, you’re just too cute.” you say and boop his nose. Moving your hands to rest by his head.

Keeping eye contact, you lean down until your noses touch, both of your still smiling You rub your nose lightly against Peter’s, making his face scrunch up adorably before you start peppering little kisses all over his face making him go into another fit of giggles. When you finish he gives you a smile even happier than before. “Love you Petey” you say before moving to lay almost on top of him, your arms wrapping him in a hug then giving him his long awaited kiss on the lips as he starts to reply. You grin, feeling Peter smile into the kiss. This is way better than algebra.

When Peter is too banged up after patrolling all night and is insisting that no, ‘he can’t take the night off (Y/n) what if someone gets hurt?’ even though “Peter you’re a walking bruise and I’m pretty sure you broke your everything. Twice.” but he still keeps resisting you huff, pick up his shooters from the desk and web him to the furniture.
Or cocoon style and he basically has to cuddle, and falls asleep within seconds anyway

BY JENKINS I’VE GOT IT!
Ahem,

how you meet Peter Precious Parker: when Peter’s bully has once again cornered him, Peter’s cowered against the locker waiting for the blow, when he hear the resounding crack of something else being broke, Peter peeks up to see you standing in front of him, guarding him while he’s hunched in front of his locker, shouting profanities at the bully whose now clutching his bloody and extremely crooked nose
And once they’ve run off to the nurses office you give a satisfied ‘humph’ (or growl) it their direction and turn around, face softening to help Peter stand up. He’s in shock, not sure what to say because he can’t believe what just happened. you brush him off and touch the bruise on his cheek, shaking your head sadly before turning his face to the side and kissing the darkening spot and asking him if he wants you to escort him to class

imagine Peter meeting your family though: he’s so worried but have been pep talking himself in front of the mirror all night, you said that everyone will love him, it wont be that bad, right?
He barely gets any sleep the night before, he’s so busy trying to convince himself it’ll all be fine, and it almost works too. But when you both get to the gathering he just gets so worried and awkward and keeps shyly standing behind you like a shield

Now imagine him taking one sip of champagne while you’re in the bathroom, getting more than tipsy and making everyone love him because he’s such a hilarious storyteller with a drink in his hand.

He’s horrified when you tell him all he did later once he’s sobered up with you taking care of the poor baby Petey. He’s too embarrassed to ever face your family again and groans into a pillow when you tell him that he was such a hit he’s officially invited to every family gathering from now on.

Valentine’s with Petey

Peter would be so romantic for valentines though? (he’s the cheesiest hopeless romantic) he has one his old dress suit (now 3 sizes too small and his muscles don’t help here) has a box of chocolates for you and your favorite flowers, ready to go surprise you for a date when you knock on his door, a huge smile on your face carrying the biggest teddy bear you could find saying “I love you beary much” and a big bouquet of HIS favorite flowers