Peter Parker dating a someone whose a few months older than him so when their birthday hits, now they’re older than little Petey so you just have to tease him about it, then he gets some goofy text their caller ID is something cutesy like ‘love of my life’ and it reads ‘so am I coming over to babysit tonight at your place or?’ and Tony of course knows they’re dating (nosy Stark must know spider-sons love life) “So Parker, into older men/women eh?”
I saw a spidey underwear set, red and blue webbed with his mask on the right cup and just imagine if Peter walks into your room (or flies through the open window) and sees you standing by your dresser in that. he’d just. faint. actually probably choke, stutter, trip and fall on his face, crazy hand gestures all within seconds, then pass out. you can’t help but giggle at the poor unconscious boy on your floor
Peter Parker is such a dork though? C’mon and if you know about him being Spidey (which you will, Peter Parker is literally the worst at lying) think of him knowing you like a certain hero a lot, so at the fight in Germany he’s swinging around, his phone webbed to one hand taking pictures and selfies to send you mid swing. Probably trying to get your favorites to wave or say hi to the camera because “My girlfriend is a huge fan! could you just wave at the-” before he gets hit by Redwing or giant Scott
when he gets back from Germany and you’re trying to help patch him up but he keeps squirming because he’s too excited and fangirling about everyone he saw and that he held Captain America’s shield “Can you believe it (Y/n)? I held THE Captain America’s shield! and he talked to me too! and there was this guy with a really cool metal arm, and one dude was like a cat, the Scarlet Witch was there too! and this one guy was really tiny but he got really big so I-” ‘Peter quit moving for one second! Please’
“But (Y/n) you don’t understand, it was so cool! and the new suit Mr. Stark gave me is so much more superhero-y than my old one, it’s a bit tight around-I’m not complaining though! I just need to work on my landings, and did I tell you about the Black Widow being there? and- ow, that’s still sore.”
“Sorry Peter, but getting hit with a truck will usually do that to you.” you say, pressing the ice pack against his sore arm "Also, you remember we have a test this week, right?“ Peter’s eyes widen in panic "WHAT?! oh no my homework!” *he screeches before scrambling towards his desk and fumbling for his backpack.
“Oh Peter.”
Petey ‘Precious’ Parker: going over to Peter’s place to study after school, both of your sitting on his bed with the books between you. You quickly get bored and glance up at Peter, who is sat near the foot of the bed. But he’s far to concentrated on whatever he’s trying to solve to notice your lingering stare. You should really copy him and get back to studying, but he looks too cute concentrating and chewing on his pencil.
Silently you close your book, moving it off the bed you crawl towards Peter, who is still too focused to notice, when he finishes scribbling on the papers in front of him you take that as your moment to strike, pushing Peter back so he’s flush against the mattress.
Peter lets out a squeak in surprise, looking up at you with wide eyes, quickly turning into a look of horror realizing what you’re about to do “(Y/n), no, no no no please (Y/n-” his pleads are quickly silence when you start mercilessly tickling his sides and along his stomach Peter’s squeals of laughter fill the room.
You only stop when he’s panting and out of breath from laughing so hard and his face flushed bright red. You rest your hands atop his chest, still straddling his lap and smiling down at him. Wiping some of the tears by his eyes, still unable to stop being a giggling mess he sees your smile and looks up at you “What?” he asks, still breathless and smiling happily.
You run your thumb along his cheek “Nuthin’ Pete, you’re just too cute.” you say and boop his nose. Moving your hands to rest by his head.
Keeping eye contact, you lean down until your noses touch, both of your still smiling You rub your nose lightly against Peter’s, making his face scrunch up adorably before you start peppering little kisses all over his face making him go into another fit of giggles. When you finish he gives you a smile even happier than before. “Love you Petey” you say before moving to lay almost on top of him, your arms wrapping him in a hug then giving him his long awaited kiss on the lips as he starts to reply. You grin, feeling Peter smile into the kiss. This is way better than algebra.
When Peter is too banged up after patrolling all night and is insisting that no, ‘he can’t take the night off (Y/n) what if someone gets hurt?’ even though “Peter you’re a walking bruise and I’m pretty sure you broke your everything. Twice.” but he still keeps resisting you huff, pick up his shooters from the desk and web him to the furniture.
Or cocoon style and he basically has to cuddle, and falls asleep within seconds anyway
BY JENKINS I’VE GOT IT!
Ahem,
how you meet Peter Precious Parker: when Peter’s bully has once again cornered him, Peter’s cowered against the locker waiting for the blow, when he hear the resounding crack of something else being broke, Peter peeks up to see you standing in front of him, guarding him while he’s hunched in front of his locker, shouting profanities at the bully whose now clutching his bloody and extremely crooked nose
And once they’ve run off to the nurses office you give a satisfied ‘humph’ (or growl) it their direction and turn around, face softening to help Peter stand up. He’s in shock, not sure what to say because he can’t believe what just happened. you brush him off and touch the bruise on his cheek, shaking your head sadly before turning his face to the side and kissing the darkening spot and asking him if he wants you to escort him to class
Every time, without fail when you kissed Peter his lips always tasted like red licorice (he blushed the color of red licorice when you told him he really does tastes as sweet as he acts) and that’s the way you found out he was Spider-Man too.
After he’d saved you and swung you into a safe place, he’d seemed so grateful you were alright (you didn’t understand why) and he kissed you, he was too scared of losing you to not at that moment, he had to kiss you, to make sure you were with him and safe. The whole ‘kiss your hero’ scene. And as soon as his lips met yours you knew that flavor, you knew those soft lips could only ever be your Peter Parker
After he pulled away you whispered ‘Peter’ quietly, still surprised that Peter, your shy nerdy boyfriend, was Spider-Man. To which Peter, or Spider-Man at the moment, started frantically denying it and waving his hands around ‘who was this ‘Peter’? and ‘he didn’t know any Peters’. The familiar hands flaying and high pitched lying voice of Peter confirmed your suspicions, you scoffed, tugging his mask the rest of the way off and pulled him into a much longer kiss.
Warren: his face heats up like fire, he’s a cheeks, the tips of his ears and chest blusher who just stands there frozen to the spot, his wings fluttering behind him while he turns his head away from you (as if that could his red face)
Kurt: his cheeks and the tip of tail blush light lavender, very bashful and trying to hide his face, a small shy smile as he looks up at you
Peter M.: bright cherry red cheeks, he can’t stop smiling and giggling at you
Peter P.: bright red cheeks and the tips of his ears, he starts stuttering out nonsense while waving hands frantically in wild gestures
Sean: he’s a full body blusher, that can’t speak. Words just don’t form while he attempts to figure out a flirty comeback
The best way to handle all of these though, is to gently grab his face and press a sweet kiss to his lips
imagine when Peter Parker has a kid though, you’re out for the day and Peter’s at home with your not yet walking toddler, he goes into the kitchen for a glass of water while baby is playing and when he comes back, they’re gone. He starts to panic tearing the apartment apart and he hears the baby do that giggle/laugh babies have and he looks up, his child inherited his spiderness and is crawling on the ceiling. Peter then promptly proceeds to pass out.
Peter’s getting ready for his first date with you, then he’s hit with the realization, he’s actually going on a date. with YOUand he starts to panic because he’s never been on a date with anyone before.
And he gets too caught up in his worrying when you knock at the door he screeches and notices you’re early, opens the door and you have a bouquet of flowers for him and just melts
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