Peter Maximoffer!: cupping Peter’s face in your hands and smooshing his cheeks together before booping his nose making him go cross eyed with a smile
Kurt Wagner: always randomly wrapping your arms around Kurt’s shoulders to hug him but leaning up and kissing the tip of his nose making his eyes squeeze shut happily and his nose scrunch up while giggling at you
Peter Parker: locking your arms around Peter in a tight hug and peppering kisses all over his face until he can’t stop giggling, giving a squeal of your name and half heartedly attempting to push you off
Warren Birb: surprising Warren throughout the day by coming up behind him wrapping your arms around his chest and nuzzling into his neck and kissing his cheek before going on with whatever you were doing, leaving a red faced bird boy behind
Peter Parker is a shy little arachnid, whenever you would suggest dancing he would smile and decline, he just couldn’t handle the embarrassment from it… He loves watching you dance though, whether you’re great, or downright ridiculous he thinks you dance amazing
He’s surprisingly good at slow dancing though, which made you a little suspicious, when you asked him about it he just became flustered and tried to escape your questions (You later asked aunt May though, and found out he look dance classes when he was 7)
Tom Holland is such a sweet and adorable bean and whoever decided to put the shirtless seen in the trailer deserves a bunch of fancy fruit baskets
what if Wade got bored and went to go bother Spidey (I friendship Spideypool with Tom Hollands Spidey, imagine Wade just following him around messing everything up while chatting, killing people by accident and telling Peter sorry) at the Avengers tower and sees Sam, probably fangirls over seeing the Falcon then realizes Sam WILSON and decides they are now related somehow and creates some wacky family tree that makes zero possible sense
(But I can totally see Wade with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man being a highly dysfunctional hilarious couple)
Your sweet, sweet little boyfriend Peter Parker has been planning your date for weeks, he wanted it to be special and be perfect. He got reservations at a fancy ass restaurant downtown (thanks to Tony), got you flowers, rented a bunch of romantic movies for after dinner, and then everything went wrong. The restaurant somehow got too full, emergency spidermaning ruined the flowers and then it rained, Peter stood next to you hanging his head, both of you were soaked to the bone within minutes and he was terrified you’d be furious that his perfect evening surprise was ruined Peter was really about to cry because of how much planning he’d done to make everything perfect and special for you, but instead of being angry or anything you just laughed and kissed his cheek, making him look up at you, tears still brimming his eyes. And you ended up cuddled up on his couch with comfy pajamas and fluffy blankets watching Star Wars or something fun like that with your favorite junk foods and telling him it’s the best date you could’ve wished for and kissed him making his heart flutter, Peter truly loves how different you are.
what if when Peter gets his spider powers, the spiders start seeing him as their GOD?
-they flock to him, he doesn’t realize it.
-Peter’s lost something? soon found either underneath a new spider web or covered in them,
-he doesn’t put a whole lot of thought into it, maybe he webbed it and forgot?
-But then, he’s making a sandwich.
-Just minding his own business, making lunch,
-and he turns around and this GIANT HAIRY SPIDER GIANT is hanging from the ceiling inches from his face and he screams.
-screams the shrillest girliest scream
-the avengers come out of the woodwork because WHAT IS HURTING THE SPIDER CHILD
-and they just find Peter holding his chest, heavy breathing trying to hold himself up against the counter,
staring at the floor where Clint accidentally stomped the spider when he jumped out of the air vents.
Now picture this Peter’s at the avengers tower, ear buds in, working on his web shooters in Tony’s lab
he’s in his own little world not paying attention. Spiders are coming out of everywhere, hundreds of them, going to him some are bringing things he needs to work, to him via small webs.
Peter still doesn’t notice.
The avengers, they noticed all the spiders going somewhere Pepper kept screaming at Tony to kill them but everyone followed the small pests to see where they were headed,,, straight to Peters location. They stared wide eyed at Peter and his little arachnid workers. he’s controlling them.
Wanda tilts her head "he controls…the spiders?“
cue jokes at Nat from Clint and Tony everyone leaves. Not wanting to disturb Peter and get on their bad side.
Peter does, however, notice everyone being especially nicer to him lately.
Tony gave him more praises, Nat complimented him in training, Bucky gave him pizza (which he’s sure he stole from Sam)
Peter is very confused at what’s up without everyone acting so weird until one day he’s been looking for something,
exasperated at where it went, he kicks the ground giving up. Then a weird shuffling noise is heard, he looks up towards the doorways and sees hundreds of spiders, pulling the item he’s been looking for, for days behind them with their webs.
Peter freezes watching them drag the object, to scared to move. They stop right in front of his feet. Then he stares at them in horror, them staring right back, awaiting for new orders from their deity.
Peter’s eyes roll to the back of his head and he passes out.
What if Peter really likes those cheesy romance movies? He’d always join aunt May when she was watching them and decides they’re actually pretty good in his opinion. And if you like them? well he definitely wouldn’t be against sitting around all day watching a pile of them (he swears that they’re Aunt May’s but you know better, you’ve seen the stack in his room next to Star Wars) and talking about the couple and how ridiculous they are being not being together already and would probably get emotional over it but try and hide it.
Toad's Cave 