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icouldbereadingnow:

But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat

what if Wade got bored and went to go bother Spidey (I friendship Spideypool with Tom Hollands Spidey, imagine Wade just following him around messing everything up while chatting, killing people by accident and telling Peter sorry) at the Avengers tower and sees Sam, probably fangirls over seeing the Falcon then realizes Sam WILSON and decides they are now related somehow and creates some wacky family tree that makes zero possible sense

(But I can totally see Wade with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man being a highly dysfunctional hilarious couple)