Tag: Stony

wing-heads:

Tony stark, broken and in need of a little money, starts searching for little jobs in town. He finds one, not paid that well but, uh, that could be fun, he tells himself: not everyone gets to be a security guard at night in a museum, right? And, by the way, he needs money for his son peter.

So he goes there. He realizes, way too late, that he should have thought something was wrong, very wrong, when the former guardians gave him some keys and told him not to let anything go “in or out”.

He finds himself walking around the rooms, looking at wax sculptures, until he finds one of – his breath gets stuck in his throat. Captain America is staring at him. Obviously, he knows it’s only a wax statue, but he surprises himself wishing for – more.

He keeps staring. And that’s when it happens.

Captain America starts moving. He starts talking to him.

Tony can’t quite breathe anymore.

He falls into oblivion.

designer-eyebags:

itsallavengers:

Some Homophobe Rat: And what about the true American values that people seem to have forgotten? What do you think Captain America would be thinking about these f-

Steve, jumping out of a random bush: Hello ladies and gentlemen I Fucked Tony Stark Up The Ass Last Night so hard I broke the bed 

Homophobe Rat:

Steve: :)))))))))

A traumatized furniture company personnel: B-boss! This is the 3rd time Tony Stark ordered a new bed t-this week!

The boss: So? That means the superhero power couple has a well and loving relationship.

The traumatized personnel: BOSS. IT’S ONLY T U E S D A Y

nerdowritesthings:

It’s gonna get weird.

Okay guys its gonna get weird, bear with me.

I was thinking about a Nightvale/Marvel AU.

Like… okay,

Steven Rogers, is your humble radio host, relaying the town news and the dangers of the day, with a huge dose of what his scientist boyfriend is up to.

Tony, Steve’s scientist boyfriend, is more than happy to listen to and participate in his boyfriend’s show.

Bucky Barnes is the Radio host from across the way (Kevin) who’s town is being overrun by HYDRA (StrexCorp)

Station Management, a.k.a everyone knows your name is Nick Fury so why hide it?, runs and monitors the station Steve works for.

The Faceless Redhead that sometimes watches you read books is not actually in the corner, don’t look, your eyes will lie.

Sam Wilson, the chef, comes onto Steve’s show sometimes, they went to high school together, but Sam disappeared halfway through. There’s some… unresolved tension there.

Clint Barton (You know, The Farmer?) Says that the large snake living in his well would very much like to go home.

Harley Keener warned us all about the Library, but no one listened. Several children have gone missing, and Harley is organizing a search party as we speak, dear listeners.

Steve’s new Intern, Peter, seems to be much more resilient than the interns before, and has successfully completed the Coffee Run, a celebratory dinner will be held at Central Park.

There is a sentient cloud about town, calling itself Jarvis, nobody dares speak to the cloud, all except Beautiful Tony with his doe eyes. Steve worries about his boyfriend.

Old Woman Peggy says that she can see angels, though they have no features, they are all named Sharon. They help Old Woman Peggy with her groceries, and clip coupons.

The man with the wire rimmed glasses seems to know all, but doesn’t speak. Only observes. What mysteries lie beneath those clear frames? We may never know.

Former Intern-Turned Mayor, Wanda, is keeping very tight lipped about her upcoming campaign, though that may just be the Town Elders following her around and humbling everything she says into a nonsensical stream of sounds.

Stephen and Reed are helping Tony to better understand the otherworld he has somehow found himself entrapped in, Steve misses him so. But they’ve recently built the cell towers that are letting Tony broadcast his signal enough to reach Steve. They have phone calls every night.

Bruce Banner, and his Hulk, are currently on the run for the ‘accidental,’ murder of one Thaddeus Ross. No one will miss Ross, the Sheriff’s Secret Police would like to indoctrinate Banner into their Ranks. Keep up the good work Bruce.

So, this is as far as I got right now. I may expand on this, I don’t know. I really like this kooky idea, so look out for possibilities.

If you survive First Impressions, you’re good to go.

itsallavengers:

Peter first met his daddy’s new friend when he accidentally crashed his motorbike into a wall.

In all fairness, a little bit of that might have been his fault. He’d been running down the road to try and chase after the important papers he and his daddy had been working on together, and might not have been looking exactly where he’d been going as he neared the corner of the street. It was a quiet road, though! There weren’t usually bikes or cars or anything! 

The first thing Peter thought when he saw the bike veering around the bend and straight toward Peter was ‘my daddy’s going to kill me if he finds out I didn’t follow all his rules about being safe on the roads’. The second, of course, was ‘this isn’t going to go well for me’ and then, finally, the third; ‘hm- I didn’t know bikes could turn that quickly.’

He watched, mildly curious, as there was a muffled yell through the helmet and then a sudden, loud scratching noise as the person slammed on the brakes and spun the bike around. Peter was close enough to get a few bits of gravel in his face, and he winced, shutting his eyes against the sharp bits of rock that flew off the road. He heard the bike continue to rev wildly, before there was an ominous crunching noise and the sound of tyres skidding over concrete.

Whoops. His daddy really was going to kill him.

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