mermaids with starfish covering their boobs is a great concept until you like.. remember what starfish are i mean ma’am theres an animal on your titties
An orc who don’t know how to kiss. Their tusks make it really hard to do so comfortably with each other so they result to hugs, headbutts and rubbing their noses together.
But after a headbutt that leaves you seeing stars you decide to finally teach your orc partner how to kiss.
(I’m bored and this is cute so hA!)
“Cagan, you just…” You said, laughter starting to bubble between your lips, “Okay, try to kiss me.”
Your dearest orc boyfriend, could NOT kiss for the life of him. After a particularly, ahem, painful incident, you decided to take matters into your own hands.
“Hon, I’m trying.” He said, trying to kiss around the tusks, to no avail. To be perfectly honest, he looked like a whining puppy, his brows furrowed in the pure dissatisfaction of not being able to correctly smooch his s/o.
“Well, I suppose there’s no chance of kissing you…I now must find a partner that can satisfy my needs!” You teased rather dramatically, leaning back onto the bed both you sat on.
“Please tell me you’re kidding.”
“Of course I’m kidding!”
Cagan sighed and laid next to you. “Y’know, I would kiss you if I could.”
“I know, love. I know.” You said, feeling him wrap his arm around you and pull you closer.
“Like, a lot,” he gestured with his free hand, “there’d be so much kissing, babe.” You chuckle.
You two enjoyed the peaceful quiet for a moment before realizing something earth-shattering.
Anon asked for some mlm Deertaur hcs so I hope these suffice!
🍀Okay I have mentioned this before but I shall do it again your dear s/o will be making you beautiful flower crowns that sort of match the symbolism behind a wedding ring but are taken twice as seriously
🌲They take nature very seriously and do not like it when anything tries to fuck with it so all should be wary of angering them because they have a anger a dragon’s fire could never match (this also applies to their mate)
🍁Also will drag you onto a bunch of walks looking at the world’s beauty and just are very prone to be snuggle bugs
🌱trust me just because deer are supposed to be soft and gentle creatures that doesn’t mean they aren’t going to drag you off on a quest where you need at least 48 health potions and a really good weapon
🍃It’s going to be interesting to say the least when the two of you try to figure out how to sleep together and are probably gonna have to invest in that one bed 4 centaur/deertaur
🍂 Deertaur bf is going to be making you food with all the fresh ingredients and going all out like 5 out the 7 days of the week along with a lot of other thoughtful things so you better make sure you make it up to him eventually~
🍓Seelie fae aren’t looking to fuck with you unless you piss them off and think really lowly on humans so it’s really surprising when they start getting feelings for you but they single you out from all others and treat you like royalty
✨unseelie fae are def lil shits who have philophobia and don’t trust humans because they know they have a spark in their souls that holds more power than anything else in any universe. They won’t admit they have been making the nature around you become more healthy and vivid or making sure you are taking care of yourself physically/financially
🍼 Even if you are their beloved make sure you don’t forget to leave them gifts or you will face some unwanted (but mild compared to anyone else with the same offence)
🌲Your fairy will not allow anything to happen to their beloved bf and are pretty much the most yandere monster around
@ thank you deer anon for making me post for the first time in forever and I hope you enjoy this!
📚while yes they are hoarders it isn’t really a problem since most live in giant ass caves and have order to their lil “non-existent” problem aka a pile for everything + they always have a A+ gift to give you
💰 even in human size they are still a tall boi with a very large tail and have some difficulty not hitting their head on things or knocking them over… Sorry about your lamps
💤at least you have a tall spoon for cuddling that almost makes up for that last one.
💠they have picked up a lot of hobbies and you are gonna be a constant theme in their daily doodles and you don’t really understand why your pictured as royalty in most of them… weird
@/n sorry they are really late and kind of crappy winter is already kicking my ass😭
•like they pretty much mummify themselves worth Christmas sweaters and scarfs and are a lil bit grumpy since it’s so cold outside so they stay in whenever they can cuddled up to you
•they make homemade hot chocolate and have a PLETHORA of various tea’s and there always seems to be something hot ready for you ☕
• don’t leave them alone with wrapped presents you won’t ever see them again + they play with the loose wrapping paper like a cat
•the few times they do go outside it’s mainly for kickin’ your ass in a snowball match, or sneaking up on you and pushing you in the snow it’s okay since they only go out like once and if you did get hurt they would slither so fast to your side they would have end up hurting themselves too.
•if they do watch Krampus they get scared shit less and keep a knife close for good measure despite being like really lethal?🔪 The movie is banned from your home
Toad's Cave 