
can you imagine being the poor hydra shithead who gets handed a thing of matte eyeshadow and told to go over to the brooding looking famed assassin and told to smear it all over his face like a raccoon


Bucky’s s/o carries around red dry erase markers and whenever just sitting around, or when he’s feeling down draws little hearts all over Bucky’s arm
the movement catches his attention without startling him from his destructive thoughts, and he can’t help but give even a weak smile at the small affectionate doodles
Bucky is always sad when he sees the hearts have rubbed off throughout the day, but now you cozy up to his side once more and draw them again, and a few kisses in between wouldn’t hurt.
*tapping fingers annoyingly* so the Winter Soldier killed JFK, Magneto went to jail for killing JFK, but Magneto didn’t kill him, Bucky did, Magneto was there trying to stop JFK from dying, Magneto, Erik Lehnsherr, master of metals! lost to a guy with a METAL arm shooting a METAL bullet.