a/n: let me know who i should do next! i’ve done bucky, steve & loki so far. 🙂
– him calling you ‘my angel’, ‘my darling’ & ‘little one’
– leeching off his warmth by slipping your hands around his waist or curling up on his chest
– constantly hugging you in public, holding your hand, kissing your foreheard etc
– being the softest, sweetest couple that everybody approaches for advice and wants to hang out with
– he’s so goddamn considerate and always makes sure you’re happy
– seriously he’d like have a panic attack if you told him you thought you were getting sick
– “hey, angel baby?”
“mmm? i must admit, i feel that ‘god man’ would be a more fitting nickname.”
“god mAN?? you want me to call you god man?”
“…. angel baby is fine.”
– he loves hearing about your life and when he asks you about your day, u can tell he genuinely cares about the answer
– watching disney movies together & thor taking u to disneyland for ur birthday
– he’s literally so enamored by you constantly, even in your most exhausted, wrecked state
– *disgruntled tony stark voice* “FRIDAY, go tell thor & y/n that if they don’t stop fucking giggling while i’m trying to sleep i’ll melt down his axehammer thing into a fork”
– him being super shy and respectful during the early days of your relationship and only ever kissing you on the cheek. (even more often when he realized his beard made you ticklish)
– “thor theres no way we can both fit under that, we’re getting the extra large blanket.”
– getting drunk & dancing to abba (& thor knocking over everything in his path)
– “you’re my dancing queen, y/n.”
– whenever one of you cries, its only a matter of seconds before the other one is too
– “baby he didn’t know i wasn’t single, please don’t electrocute him.”
– “you’re going to have to hold me back, my love.”
– him being so observant and appreciative of every aspect of your appearance (he literally always notices if you get a haircut or start wearing a new perfume)
– one time he got so drunk he started sobbing solely because he thought you looked beautiful
– thor hugging you so excitedly and aggressively that you have to remind him of the importance of breathing
Steve: Generally knocks. Unless you seem upset, in which case he will show up with cookies and a soft “hey” and straight up walk through your door like a sad golden retriever on a mission.
Bruce: Also lets you have your privacy, but gets worried if you lock yourself in for far too long. Will slip tiny notes underneath the door just to make sure you’re doing okay.
Thor: Will try to spy on you via Heimdall. (But only if he’s very worried, which doesn’t happen often). He’ll knock the fuckin door down with stormbreaker if you’re late for dinner, though.
Natasha: Would rather have you leave the door open, but only because she doesn’t want you hiding anything from her. Doesn’t mind if you close the door. If she hears crying, though, (and she will, her ears are freakishly sharp) she just might shoot the door off its hinges, demand to hear what happened, and use it to murder beat up the person who hurt you
Tony: Won’t barge in but will vaguely threaten you/bribe you/pester you until you come out if you stay inside for more than an hour at a stretch. May also ask Peter to spy on you through your window. Peter does it with a million apologies and also because Tony threatened to take his suit away again.
imagine if odin wasn’t a trick ass bitch and thor loki And hela were like actual siblings without all the issues,,,they really would’ve killed thanos Dumbass for fun on like a weekend mission
thor kills thanos for giving his dumbass genocide speech in the middle of the starbucks and holding up the line, while loki and hela post selfies on instagram, the backgrounds of which are All thor mopping the floor with thanos head
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