steve rogers: he loves girls bc hes a bicon but hes v bad at actually succeeding in dating one so hes theoretically super into pegging if given the chance. wakes up in the 21st century, learns that pegging is a thing, and is so fucking sad that peggy (aka pegging carter) never got the chance to take them cakes to town
thor: claims hes not into pegging but thats bc he and jane tried it once where he fell asleep missionary style bc he was so bored. hence the “it was a mutual dumping” but then he gets dommed by valkyrie and he learns that his lil sparkshow lightning? aint shit in comparison to the way his prostate got slammed all the way to vahalla
tony: hes tried a lil bit of everything if were being perfectly honest. doesnt really get into pegging w pepper until after iron man three when he watches her slam her fist thru a suit and realizes that he wants her to do that to his hole
bruce: ITS A LIL TO STRESSFUL FOR HIM AND HES A PUSSY SO NO
the hulk: YASSSS KING OF GETTING THEM GREEN CHEEKS BEAT
loki: bisexual icon who couldnt penetrate a woman if he tried so instead he just gets screwed into a mattress like the bottom he is
Request: Could I get a Thor x reader x Loki? Where the brothers just kind of have playful banter over the girl? Like Thor says he’s more worthy then Loki or something like that.
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“I feel like I would be much better suited for her.”
Thor chuckled loudly, throwing his head back as if that was the silliest thing he’d ever heard. Loki stared on unimpressed, waiting for Thor to calm down. The moment he did, Thor glanced back at you, who was watching with highly amused eyes and then grinned back at Loki. “Brother, you’re highly mistaken. Y/N likes me more than you.”
Loki narrowed his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest. “Really?” Loki questioned, raising one single elegant eyebrow. “Why don’t we ask Y/N herself then?”
Within seconds, both boys eyes were on yourself. You leaned back in response, eyes going wide as Frigga laughed beside you. Holding your hands up at your side, you shook your head with a small smirk. “Leave me out of your silly little arguments.”
“This isn’t silly, Y/N,” Thor shook his head, taking a step before you. “I assure you this is of utmost importance.”
“Boys,” Frigga sighed, a smile on her lips. “Leave Y/N alone…”
“Mother,” Loki spoke, reaching Thor’s side with urgency. “Thor is right, we must know who Y/N prefers.”
You shook your head, falling comfortably back against your chair again with your arms crossed over your chest. “What if I don’t prefer either of you?” You couldn’t help but grin at the boy’s expressions, their eyes going wide and mouths falling open in shock. Leaning forward, you nodded as your narrowed your eyes, feigning seriousness. “What if… i’ve already found a man to keep me company?”
Loki chuckled, waving your words off; “that’s preposterous… There’s no one better than us,” he paused, before turning to Thor. “Right?”
Thor nodded, albeit hesitantly. “Yes,” he nodded, never taking his eyes off you. “Of course.”
You shrugged, smirking; “yeah, you’re right.” You couldn’t help but laugh at the melodramatic sigh both of them gave. Looking over at Frigga, you returned her kind smile before glancing back at the boys. “But what if I just want both of you to join me on my trip?”
Both paused at that, glancing at each other in thought.
“But that still doesn’t get rid of the problem here,” Loki spoke, “you will still have to choose one of us.”
“I think I can speak for the both us of, Y/N,” Thor added, much more serious. “That we both care for you very much, and even though I believe that I am a much better choice…” Loki rolled his eyes. “We will understand your decision in the end.”
“Of course,” Loki nodded. “But i’m the better choice.”
Frigga shook her head; “you boys…”
Pausing a moment, you glanced down at your lap. You knew they were right, there was no denying that eventually you’d have to make a choice. But for now, you’d like to just enjoy your time with your closest and dearest friends before it could possibly all change. “I know,” you nodded, smiling up at them. “But for now can you two just get along, and we can go back to being children?”
“For you,” Thor nodded.
“Anything for you,” Loki added.
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Request: So im imagining a thor x reader oneshot and think you would smash it! It’s one where Y/N is part of the Guardians (she was once a part of the Avengers but went missing and ended up being saved by Drax, so she stayed with him ans the guardians) and is there when Thor wakes up on their ship. So they reunite and its just super fluffy and he holds her real close in disbelief that she’s really there while the team just stands there in shock that their little Y/N knows this “man”!😂😭💗
+ Thor x reader where both of them end up at the guardians ship, and the reader is comforting Thor after what happened with the asgardians and Loki?
A/N: I know I said I wasn’t going to upload anything, but I was feeling a bit better (and a bit guilty) so decided to get one or two imagines up!
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WARNING: INFINITY WAR SPOILERS BELOW! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE!!!
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“Hey, guys. What’s all the ruckus… about…” You paused in your step, coming to a complete stop as you saw the body laying on the table. A body that was really familiar and oh God, was that Thor?
Your lips parted in surprise, and the gadget you’d been fiddling with in your hand fell to the ground with a loud clatter. The Guardians looked at you in confusion and a little bit of surprise, but all you could focus on was Thor. “Where did you find him?” You suddenly asked, snapping out of your stupor. “Jesus, where did you find him?”
“Y/N?” Peter questioned, raising a brow.
“We caught a distress signal,” Gamora begun explaining, narrowing her eyes at you suspiciously. “We were gonna let you know, but you were busy. So, we went to inspect and we found him.”
“A man,” Drax said, nodding your way.
“He’s more than a man,” you mumbled, shaking your head. Taking a deep breath, you begun making your way over to the table, scarcely hesitant with your steps. It’d been months since you’d seen Thor, so long that in-between he’d even managed to follow your advice and get a haircut. Biting your lip, you let your hand fall on Thor’s arm, sighing wistfully. It seemed he was missing an eye too… you wonder what the story behind that was.
“Do you know the man, Y/N?” Mantis asked, peering from beside Drax.
“I’d say she does,” Rocket laughed, “if her love-sick look is anything to go by.”
“I am not love-sick!”
“I never said you were love-sick, just said you gave a love-sick look.” You rolled your eyes at Rocket, crossing your arms over your chest as he continued. “But now that you mentioned it…”
“Shut it,” you snapped. Sighing, you figured you should probably explain, given the looks of confusement you were receiving. “Do you remember that group I told you about? The Avengers? While Thor and I-”
You were cut off by a gasp, and the sudden thunk of the table being shifted. All eyes snapped to Thor, who, having just woke up, abruptly sat up, eyes looking all over the place. You met his eyes for a second, and you figured in a frenzy he didn’t recognize you. You hesitated a moment, hiding slightly behind Peter as they all tried to calm Thor down.
You’re not sure why, but after so long of not seeing him, you were a bit scared to face him again…
“Y/N, you know this guy!” Peter suddenly called, moving to look at you. “Help us.”
Time slowed down as you were revealed to Thor’s eyes and he paused upon the mention of his name. Swallowing the lump in his throat, you felt a certain anxiety wash over you. What would Thor think? You hadn’t changed much since you’d last seen him, besides you know, moving to space… But Thor had definitely changed. He had a totally different persona to him.
“Y/N?” Thor questioned, his eyes slowly falling to you. The moment you met his eyes, it was like everything fell and you were the same inexperienced girl with powers that’d been forced on you, trying to find your way. Thor, seemingly, had that affect on you.
“Hey, Thor…” You called softly, raising your hand in a wave.
The Guardians grew silent, and you felt yourself taking slow steps towards Thor. You’re not sure why you were so hesitant at first – it’s not like Thor and you had ended off in bad terms. In fact, you’d ended off in very good terms. Terms that were never meant to end but with everything that happened, you had no control over it.
You thought you’d never see any of the Avengers again, let alone Thor.
And then suddenly you were lunging towards Thor, wrapping your arms around his neck and burying your head into the crook Thor’s neck. Thor immediately returned the gesture, hands wrapping around your waist and pulling you so close that you’d never forget the feeling. And you never wanted to. Being in Thor’s arms reminded you of everything you’d lost. Sure, The Guardians had been amazing to you, and you’d never trade the friends you’d made here for anything but you had missed your old friends too.
You had missed Thor.
You felt Thor’s hand softly run through the length of his hair, and you felt your lips quirk, basking in the moment.
“I can’t believe our little Y/N knows the man,” Drax whispered into Peter’s ear.
“Shut it.”
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So this dude came in to return a bunch of books on dog training and death and he was like…the human incarnation of Hades. Down to the appearance and mannerisms and everything. I don’t even go here, but I now understand what other Heathens mean when they talk of running into “hat men” who remind them of Odin.
(If we secretly are in some kind of Riodarn-verse and it actually was Hades, he damn well better have been here to drop Persephone off at her summer home. I’m tired of snow.)
Hat Men are Definitely A Thing, Can Confirm.
I regret only that I will never be like enough unto my gods to ping others in such a way.
**STORY TIME**
I once a few years ago made the mistake of saying that Thor just never notices the shit I do for Him….big mistake.
I headed to Chicago to see my friend and while there her and I both kept seeing the word Thor everywhere. On billboards…magazines and books…I would have thought it was sort mind trick if had not been for her to back me up in seeing this for the entire week I had been there for the visit. It started to feel like stalking at one point. We just couldn’t escape seeing the name Thor almost everywhere we went!
When I returned home and back to my job at the office supply store I worked at, I was covering register on the first day I returned to work and while covering the co-workers lunch a very tall and muscular built man with long redish/blonde hair and a beard walked in. I’m talking Hulkamania built muscles. He was carrying a package to be dropped off at the copy and print station and just locked eyes with me, grinning…I stood at the register and nearly for lack of better words…shit a brick…something I dunno…something was familiar VERY eerily familiar about this man…he dropped off the package and as he was leaving waved to me and said ‘’Seeya later, kiddo!’’ and vanished out the doors…
After that, I stopped seeing the name/word Thor everywhere.
Pairing: Thor Odinson X Reader Fandom: Thor: Ragnarok/Marvel Word Count: 580 Prompt: Thor gets self conscious about new haircut so reader drastically changes their hair too! For: anon Author’s Note: I own nothing! All characters belong to Marvel. Picture is not mine either. I hope I kept Thor in character, I haven’t written for him before. Other requests will hopefully be finished sometime next week! ❤
Thor, Asgardian and naive: Loki, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and the Grandmaster involved in a… romantic relationship?
Loki, also Asgardian, naive to a degree: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like wealth, and he gets whatever he desires from me.
Bruce Banner, Midgardian, knows exactly what a sugar daddy is: oh sounds great
Look at Hulk’s room. I’ll I’m saying is that he didn’t get all that from just winning in the arena and you know it.
you come into my home, look me in the eyes, imply hulk fucked the grandmaster,
Alright but Thor would be more than willing to let you peg him, he is very interested when you bring it up and asks more about this ‘midgardian tradition’, especially since you seem quite eager about it.
And really, what’s more empowering than having the almighty God of Thunder whimpering and begging beneath you, fully at your mercy.
So, I found these pictures on Pinterest and this happened *shrugs like a shrub* just little write ups I did for the pics…I don’t even know why I wrote the little things….bye…
Baby Bruce, Baby Hulk Dragon, known for its giant size and bursts of destructive rage, the Hulk is usually a docile and quiet dragon, friendly but shy to most.
Baby Bucky, Baby Dragon Soldier, dragonapped by hunters (hydra) this young dragon was cruelly forced into obedience of it’s horrid captors. (SAVE THE BABY BUCKY DRAGON)
Baby Clint, Baby Dragoneye, develops strong bonds with those he cares for, resulting in much loyalty. With arrow like barbs on it’s tail, the Dragoneye is almost as dangerous as the Dragon Widow when needed, usually very friendly and likes making new friends.
Baby Loki, Adorable and bright eyed the Frost Dragon, as its name suggests, does well in cold climates there it originated. Not the friendliest, but cares a lot more then it tends to let on.
Baby Nat, The Dragon Widow has been trained by many groups of hunters for centuries, small and stealthy with poison barbs on it’s tail the Dragon Widow is a force to be reckoned with, even at a young age. Is many times seen as cold, but is actually a dorky dragon when comfortable enough, it is sometimes tricky to know exactly what is going on in the Dragon Widows mind. Though it is trained to be a dragon of quick battle, prefers to avoid conflict when in its own control.
Baby Sam, A Falcon Dragon, friendly and loyal the Falcon Dragon is one of the best flyers in the dragon kingdom, though many Falcon Dragons are wingless land dwellers that admire their flying brethren from the ground, the dragon rehabilitators (shield), make many of them sets of wings so that they could once again soar alongside their allies. Though friend, the Falcon Dragon can be quite sour to someone they aren’t particularly, not mean per say, more rude and bickering. Even after the ‘enemy’ is considered a friend.
the Dragon of freedom! it will not be your servant or control under any circomstances, will fight for the freedom and protection of all other dragons and animals to save them, hates hunters (hydra) with passion for the dragonnapping of his childhood (dragonhood?) friend Bucky.
Baby Thor, The Thunder Dragon, a dragon normally only found in Asgardian lands, he can control lightning with his powerful hammer-like tail. One of the friendliest dragons too, is completely loyal to his friends and family.
Baby Tony, The Iron Dragon, smart and usually found near forages melding metal into various contraptions it is careless about most things besides its works and is a regular hoarder of gold and riches.The Iron dragon tries to stay far from conflict and has an affinity for younglings, though will never admit.
Clint A full grown Dragoneye! its main attack technique is flinging arrows from its tail with deadly accuracy
Loki Frost Dragon, a master of illusions that prefers being the top dragon in its territory of choice, if needed will find new lands with lesser dragons to still be the ruler. Though not the strongest or fiercest the Frost Dragon prefers to live in solitude or near weaker beings, it is not fond of others once it has been deceived or betrayed. Once hurt it will not trust quickly.
Natalia A full grown Dragon Widow, the deadliest of all, a silent and terrifying killer, magnificent to see in action though you may not live to tell the tail. The Dragon Widow can complete any task they are given without trouble or fail, many tricks up it’s scales in combat and one of the most intelligent of dragons
Steve, Dragon of Freedom, thick skin that can take more than a few hits, a protector of weaker species, after being alone for so long will do anything to find and save his dragonhood friend and do all he can to protect those he befriends along the way. The large round bone like scale on it’s tail is impenetrable, oddly enough the scale, like spikes and arrows can be flung with accuracy at an enemy before reattached to it’s tail.
Thor, The powerful and Mighty Thunder dragon, at first glance its power and muscles will terrify approaching hunters, dragons, and humans alike. electricity and power surge through it’s hammer tail and it’s roar, like thunder. But is really just a super friendly puppy of a friend who loves making friends with all who enter his realm. Do not be fooled though, when he or his comrades is threatened will quickly battle and defeat his foe.
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