tom holland? singlehandedly ended fragile masculinity. while all the other dudes were sweating uncomfortably, homeboy just straight out said he’d jump on chris hemsworth’s dick
i cannot get over the entire male avengers cast dancing around the vulgarity of fuck marry kill + in some cases even the implied homoeroticism of having to choose between 3 men, and then the camera cuts to tom holland who does not even have to think before saying out loud, at the official premiere gala that chris hemsworth is also at, that he’d fuck chris hemsworth
i don’t think tom holland as a concept even existed to me before the precise moment he turned to the camera and looked god in the eye while gyrating with an umbrella between his legs
he what
Tom holland dressed in drag and sang rihanna so that an entire generation of gays otherwise absolutely disinterested in the MCU would go watch his movie. And it fucking worked