peter being an edgelord gen z kid

spideysstark:

and tony being the confused!adult

“now is that a mood or what?” “peter? dum-e literally just dumped motor oil smoothie over himself? what?”

(to MJ and ned) “when i glo-up and start getting good grades, im gonna smoke all you bitches” “peter you’re top of your class?”

mj: “do you think bleach would make a good smoothie?” 
peter: “sounds like a filling breakfast”
tony: “pETER WHAT THE FUCK-”

itsallavengers:

All jokes aside though Peter meeting Harley at some point would be so fucking funny like he probably spent months trying to figure out whether he was annoying Tony with his texts only to find out that some little asshole down in Tennessee has been

sporadically

tagging Tony in facebook shitposts over a three-year period and when he finds them he’s like “Mr Stark not to be rude but what the actual fuck”

amoresophisticatedkrackel:

copperbadge:

snh-snh-snh:

amoresophisticatedkrackel:

“Listen, Rhodey, I’ve been thinking.”

“Oh God. About what?”

“You know how I keep stumbling across these brilliant scientist kids?“ 

 "No. Harley was an accident, but you actively tracked down Peter.“ 

 "And I’ve been such a good mentor to them?“ 

 "You gave them cool stuff.“ 

 "And advice. Well, I decided I’m gonna start a summer camp.“ 

“Tony, no.“ 

 "Yeah. It’ll be a place for kids to come and learn how to design and build really cool tech.“ 

 "Not a good idea.“ 

“I need to figure out how to subtly imply that kids with powers should apply." 

"Please stop." 

 "I just wish Bruce was here. He’d make such a good camp counselor." 

 "Okay, now I know you’re just messing with me.”


-because of this awesome art  by @acenwiggles and my immediate reaction of “he should start a summer camp” (I still haven’t decided if he is serious or not)

This needs to be the next movie.

@copperbadge

It’ll be like a STEM Camp only a STARK Camp.

Science, Technology, Anarchy, and Rock music for Kids. 

You’d think the “Anarchy” part would scare parents off but parents of the kinds of kids who apply to STARK Camp are just glad it’s happening somewhere other than the living room. And really they appreciate the honesty. 

I imagine it’s mostly science and tech but since it’s also a safe space for kids to mess around with their powers there’s a cabin of kids with super powers who don’t really do science, and they feel out of place at first but then everyone REALLY wants to build tech for them

And there’s one non-superpowered kid who just wants to play rock music and shows up on the first day and has NO idea what is going on

And poor Rhodey, who thinks this whole thing is an elaborate and keeps agreeing to things because he’s playing along, like "sure, Tony, I’ll be a "counselor” at your “camp”“

And then he and Tony are standing there watching the kids arrive and Tony is in his Iron Man suit, because he’s Tony, and Rhodey’s finally like, okay maybe this is real and then Tony says "okay, I’m gonna go save the world now,” and just fucking flies off

And then he circles back and is like "just kidding” and Rhodey’s like “I knew it, I knew this was all dumb pranks” and Tony’s like “no I was kidding about leaving”

(But secretly Rhodey ends up loving it and kind of wishes Tony would leave so he could just run the camp himself)

indigowallbreaker:

bluesocksandfluff:

taylortut:

spider-man-stan:

taylortut:

taylortut:

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

AMAZING

-Peter gets hurt in a battle-

FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated – Mr. Parker is in distress.

Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what?

Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

superhusbands4ever:

reylynch:

ok, but what if peter finds all those children’s drawings tony keeps and finds the one he sent to iron man after being saved by him at stark expo and tells tony he’s the one who drew that

tony would be weeping like a baby

Oh look my hand slipped

“Hey, this is mine!”

Tony looked up from where he was moving boxes around. The lab was getting a bit crowded with him, Bruce, Vision, and the bots in there already, and with Peter joining them more often, accidental bumping was becoming a more common occurrence. So, Tony had decided to clean out the back storage space of the lab so he could expand it, that way everyone would have their own little corner. However, that involved cleaning. Which meant going through a bunch of boxes and deciding what to keep and what to move into storage.

Peter was sitting hunched over a box he’d just opened, holding and slightly crinkled piece of paper in his hands.

“What are you talking about, kiddo?” Tony asked, dropping the box on top of the stack next to him.

Peter got up from his own box and brought the paper over to Tony, shoving it in his face.

“That box had a bunch of kids drawings and stuff and Iron Man stuff, so I wanted to see what all was in it,” Peter said, smiling at the paper in Tony’s hands, “and I found my drawing!”

Tony looked down at the drawing in his hands.

On it, a little boy in Iron Man armor was fighting off a bigger, clunkier suit of armor, standing next to a taller, more adult looking Iron Man armor. They stood side by side with their hands out, shooting repulsors at the cluncky armor. A speech bubble popped out of Tony’s armor, saying “Nice job, kid!”

Tony recognized the drawing. It had been one of his favorites. He’d gotten it not long after the Stark Expo incident of 2010, and it had really helped him feel better after the whole “Tony Stark, not recommended” fiasco. If he remembered correctly, the picture came with a letter from some kid, telling him that they were excited they got to see him at the Expo, even if “Mr. Hammer” had ruined it for everyone in the end. The letter was probably over in that box where Peter had found the picture.

“This was yours?” Tony asked, a weird, warm feeling spreading through his chest. His throat feels weirdly tight, and he’s sure it’s probably just dust or something kicked up from moving boxes that’s making his eyes water, too.

“Yeah!” Peter nodded enthusiastically, “look at the back.”

And sure enough, there on the back, printed in somewhat jagged child crayon block letters, was the signature P. Parker.

“I remember drawing it and sending it to you after you saved me at the Expo that year.”

Ice suddenly floods Tony’s veins as he flips the picture back over. The memory of a kid, a stupid, stupidly brave kid standing up to a Hammer drone with nothing but a plastic Iron Man mask and a fabric glove with LED repulsors built in. If JARVIS hasn’t called the boy to his attention as he flew by, that kid would’ve been—

“That was you?!” Tony practically shouts, his head swinging back up to look at Peter with wild eyes.

Peter doesn’t seem to notice Tony’s freak out in front of him, his eyes still dancing over the picture.

“That was the coolest day of my life, honestly. I couldn’t believe I actually got to see you in the armor. I don’t think Uncle Ben really believed me when I told him, now that I think about it, but he helped me send this to you to say than— Hey, Mr. Stark, are you okay? You look a little pale, do you need to— oomph!”

The breath is knocked out of him when Tony suddenly grabs onto Peter’s t-shirt and pulls him against his chest. His hands come up automatically to rest loosely on Tony’s back, the exact opposite to the way Tony’s hands are clenched in Peter’s shirt, his old drawing crinkling slightly in his clenched hand.

“Uhh.. Mr. Stark?” Peter says timidly, suddenly unsure of himself, “Are you okay?”

“Shut up, Pete,” Tony says into his shoulder. Peter’s eyes widen at how choked Tony sounds, and he almost thinks he feels wetness on his shoulder where Mr. Stark’s eyes are.

“Is this— is this a hug? Because if it’s not I don’t want to make it weird again—“

“Kid, just let it happen.”

Peter stands shocked for a minute before shrugging within the hug.

“Okay!” Peter says brightly. He brings his arms up to wrap tighter around Tony’s chest and he lets his head rest on Tony’s shoulders, a small smile pressing against Tony’s shirt.

Tony just clutches him tighter.

Stupid dust in my eyes, he thinks, ignoring the warmth he feels spread in his heart when Peter hugs him back.

(some) Dragon Avengers!

So, I found these pictures on Pinterest and this happened *shrugs like a shrub* just little write ups I did for the pics…I don’t even know why I wrote the little things….bye…

Baby Bruce,
Baby Hulk Dragon, known for its giant size and bursts of destructive rage, the Hulk is usually a docile and quiet dragon, friendly but shy to most.

Baby Bucky,
Baby Dragon Soldier, dragonapped by hunters (hydra) this young dragon was cruelly forced into obedience of it’s horrid captors. (SAVE THE BABY BUCKY DRAGON)

Baby Clint,
Baby Dragoneye, develops strong bonds with those he cares for, resulting in much loyalty. With arrow like barbs on it’s tail, the Dragoneye is almost as dangerous as the Dragon Widow when needed, usually very friendly and likes making new friends.

Baby Loki,
Adorable and bright eyed the Frost Dragon, as its name suggests, does well in cold climates there it originated. Not the friendliest, but cares a lot more then it tends to let on.

Baby Nat,
The Dragon Widow has been trained by many groups of hunters for centuries, small and stealthy with poison barbs on it’s tail the Dragon Widow is a force to be reckoned with, even at a young age.
Is many times seen as cold, but is actually a dorky dragon when comfortable enough, it is sometimes tricky to know exactly what is going on in the Dragon Widows mind. Though it is trained to be a dragon of quick battle, prefers to avoid conflict when in its own control.

Baby Sam,
A Falcon Dragon, friendly and loyal the Falcon Dragon is one of the best flyers in the dragon kingdom, though many Falcon Dragons are wingless land dwellers that admire their flying brethren from the ground, the dragon rehabilitators (shield), make many of them sets of wings so that they could once again soar alongside their allies.
Though friend, the Falcon Dragon can be quite sour to someone they aren’t particularly, not mean per say, more rude and bickering. Even after the ‘enemy’ is considered a friend.

the Dragon of freedom! it will not be your servant or control under any circomstances, will fight for the freedom and protection of all other dragons and animals to save them, hates hunters (hydra) with passion for the dragonnapping of his childhood (dragonhood?) friend Bucky.

Baby Thor,
The Thunder Dragon, a dragon normally only found in Asgardian lands, he can control lightning with his powerful hammer-like tail. One of the friendliest dragons too, is completely loyal to his friends and family.

Baby Tony,
The Iron Dragon, smart and usually found near forages melding metal into various contraptions it is careless about most things besides its works and is a regular hoarder of gold and riches.The Iron dragon tries to stay far from conflict and has an affinity for younglings, though will never admit.

Clint
A full grown Dragoneye! its main attack technique is flinging arrows from its tail with deadly accuracy

Loki
Frost Dragon, a master of illusions that prefers being the top dragon in its territory of choice, if needed will find new lands with lesser dragons to still be the ruler.
Though not the strongest or fiercest the Frost Dragon prefers to live in solitude or near weaker beings, it is not fond of others once it has been deceived or betrayed. Once hurt it will not trust quickly.

Natalia
A full grown Dragon Widow, the deadliest of all, a silent and terrifying killer, magnificent to see in action though you may not live to tell the tail.
The Dragon Widow can complete any task they are given without trouble or fail, many tricks up it’s scales in combat and one of the most intelligent of dragons

Steve,
Dragon of Freedom, thick skin that can take more than a few hits, a protector of weaker species, after being alone for so long will do anything to find and save his dragonhood friend and do all he can to protect those he befriends along the way.
The large round bone like scale on it’s tail is impenetrable, oddly enough the scale, like spikes and arrows can be flung with accuracy at an enemy before reattached to it’s tail.

Thor,
The powerful and Mighty Thunder dragon, at first glance its power and muscles will terrify approaching hunters, dragons, and humans alike. electricity and power surge through it’s hammer tail and it’s roar, like thunder. But is really just a super friendly puppy of a friend who loves making friends with all who enter his realm.
Do not be fooled though, when he or his comrades is threatened will quickly battle and defeat his foe.