i’m sure the person who made this intended it to be one of those ~twilight is gay ha ha~ jokes but i saw this and immediately asked myself which one of you hatched THIS fresh gay concept
◾ The boy just loves watching the stars from his bedroom window every night. It’s just something that helps him recharge, particularly when his moms called the cops, he’s now grounded and she’s shouting at him because she’s worried over him. It’s his niche.
◾ Embry is quiet, he’s always in his own head, tbh he’s more scared of saying the wrong thing than saying nothing at all.
◾ The boy is a total sap and definite romantic. He’ll watch classics when his moms not around, he’s not on patrol or at school. He’ll just sigh dreamily and kinda want something like in the movies. Though once his pack mates find out, he’s ripped for it.
◾ Embry loves to draw, on the inside he’s really sensitive so drawing or anything creative allows him to get this energy out. It’s especially so when he’s shaking hard at home and trying not to phase.
◾ If Embry is to speak, it’s usually important and deep, – unless it’s with Jake and Quil or the pack -.
◾ The boy just wants a cuddle buddy, he feels so lonely.
◾ He always tries to hide it, but he blushes a lot when people tease him.
◾ Mega ticklish on his ribs.
◾ Anything that he’s interested in he’ll spend hours researching, but is always too scared to say it to anyone in case he’s judged. lil precious bean.
◾ Tbh Embry loves his mum a lot and it sucks that she’s not allowed to be in the loop when Emily and Bella are. So he’s pretty sad about that lots of the time.
◾ Embry is loyal, sticks through with his friends and pack. He’s always one to back people up who need it.
◾ Definitely is a hoe for Disney. He’s got every line of every movie memorized in his head.
◾ Embry’s not got much but he wants to give what he can to someone nearest and dearest.
◾ Emily softly teases him about being a romantic, which makes him blush like mad.
◾ Is a good singer, but doesn’t think he is, so if he even hears anyone in the house, he’ll shut the hell up.
◾ Loves to bake, but he’s so bad at it. He always get’s covered in the mess or burns something to a charcoal crisp. He’s banned from the kitchen at Emily’s.
◾ He’s super passionate and protective underneath it all, so he get’s easily worked up by his emotions and stuff. Sometimes he’ll have tears stinging his eyes and the poor bb!
◾ Is such a softie tbh.
◾ When he smiles, it lights up the whole world. He’s so fckin precious.
◾ He’s such a bloody dork I love him.
◾ So klutzy he doesn’t know how he’s alive, though the shapeshifter abilities have helped remarkably.
◾ He drools and talks when he sleeps.
◾ Tbh he just wants to be loved and accepted.
FLUFFY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS FOR EMBRY CALL:
◾ As stated above, Embry’s in love with looking at the stars, and you’re so important to him that he’ll share that activity and space with you.
◾ He’s a total sucker for your affection and loves it when he’s got his head in your lap and you’re playing with his hair. It’s the most relaxing and heartwarming thing to him. He’s also such a cutie that he tends to fall asleep.
◾ Loves tracing his fingertips nimbly on your skin. The little things just mean so much to this little shit.
◾ When you stop playing with his hair or paying attention to him, he’ll just nuzzle his face into your belly or neck and open one dark eye.
◾ You can’t resist his adorable as shit puppy eyes.
◾ Embry loves holding your hand, smoothing his thumb over the back of it. Contact is important to this boy.
◾ Always has to move your hair from your face (if you have hair and no, it doesn’t matter whether you’re female, male, trans, non-binary, etc.) because he just can’t get enough of how perfect you are.
◾ He’ll always stroke your cheek.
◾ Deep conversations of the future. Embry talks more around you, especially when you’re both on your own. He’s so comfortable around you and you always listen to what he’s got to say.
◾ Hugs from behind and squishy bear hugs.
◾ Is a complete blushing mess 110% of the times you’re around.
◾ Talks fondly and so lovey dovey of you, so much so that pack just had to stop teasing you guys.
◾ Embry recalls everything! He’s always going to remember special dates.
◾ Cuddles so warm and fuzzy: He’s always hanging onto you, refusing to let go.
◾ It’s even better when it’s winter because then you just NEED him to survive, in his words.
◾ He opens up to you about how guilty he feels about hi mum not beinng in the loop and you comforting him.
◾ This boy would throw himself in front of a bullet for you.
◾ Can’t seem to string together coherent sentences so you kiss him to shut him up.
◾ You’re forced to watch Disney with him 25/8.
◾ Doesn’t have much but will give you the entire damn world, okay? Treat him write.
◾ Sings you to sleep after you have a nightmare. You’re obsessed with how he sounds and he get’s so red in the face about it.
◾ He’s shit at baking as we’ve discussed, but he’ll bring you these burnt chocolate chip cookies, with a streak of flour on his cheek aND HOW CAN YOU NOT ACCEPT HIM? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO NOT LOVE HIM ANY MORE?!
◾ He’s super passionate and protective of you that when he stands up for you, he’s just shaking messily, – eyes watering and he’s got to stop himself from crying and shifting at the same time -.
◾ PLEASE PROTECT THIS LITTLE BEAN!
◾ Loves to listen to your voice and gets super lost in it.
◾ You make him smile so much you’d think his cheeks would fall off by now.
◾ Total gushing mess.
◾ He’ll always share interesting facts with you or draw you or give you a drawing.
◾ Tries slow dancing with you at Emily’s when no one else is around and have gone to the beach.
◾ He steps on your foot.
◾ The pack just walk in and never let him live it down oml.
◾ Forehead kisses.
◾ Boy is respectful of you asf! Like you want that short af haircut? YOU GO FOR IT!
◾ Kisses where you both end up knocking each others heads together.
◾ Kissing each others boo boos.
◾ Embry is a total klutz around you.
◾ A mega dork too, tbh.
◾ Blushes when you wear his shirts.
◾ Soft and mushy PDA.
◾ Wipes your tears away and you do the same for him.
◾ Is real and lets you protect him too, and he loves it when you do.
◾ Wiping his drool from your arm when he falls asleep after patrols.
◾ Helping each other w. homework, but the guy get’s distracted all of the time.
◾ Messing up his hair.
◾ See’s your beauty inside and out, no one is ever allowed to forget it.
◾ His school notebooks are littered with, “(Y/N) and Embry 4ever!” the fucking sap.
◾ Totally cries with you when watching chick flicks or rom coms, etc. and holds your hand like he’s in labor.
◾ Nuzzles his face into your neck just to take in your scent.
◾ Loves stroking your back or playing with your hair for hours on end.
◾ Enjoys being the little spoon.
◾ Plz protect this smol bean and treat him with the respect, love and care that he much deserves.
◾ GIF IS NOT MINE. GIF CREDIT GOES TO AMAZING OWNER! 💖
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Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:
Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie
they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else
Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower
twilight rewrite: everything is the same up until the baseball scene in which victoria falls in love with bella and spends the rest of the time trying to seduce her
Consider:
It’s been so long since Victoria has thought of humans as anything other than food that she has no idea how to get one to like her. She then proceeds to show Bella affection the same way a cat would:
– bought home a live person to show Bella how she hunts (this only happened once because Bella was freaked out?? and made Victoria let the dude go??)
– following her from room to room without acknowledging her
– staring at her for awkwardly extended periods of time
– leaving gifts for Bella at her front door (Victoria has no concept of monetary worth so the gifts range from things like a shiny rock she found in the forest to thousands of dollars she took from the wallet of a man she killed)
The central conflict of the story is that Victoria thinks she’s doing a really good job of acting normal and Bella thinks Victoria is planning on killing her.
I’ve seen many posts reminiscing about how buckwild Twilight was but somehow nobody seems to have mentioned the matching family jewelry?? that for some reason the movie’s costume designers thought it made sense that all of the kids would casually wear a family crest to school every day and nobody would say anything about it?? as if five weird antisocial adopted teenagers who skip school a lot and are all dating each other doesn’t just SCREAM cult activity??? if Charlie Swan hadn’t wanted to bang Carlisle he would have CPS on that family in a heartbeat, thanks for coming to my tedtalk
maybe that’s their trick? maybe every time they move to a small town they all take turns strutting and casually draping themselves over furniture in front of the chief of police until they figure out which one of them s/he is most attracted to and then that cullen (usually carlisle but sometimes esme. once, memorably, jasper) is responsible for keeping cps off their backs for the next five years. emmett calls it operation fuck the police.
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