Request: UT making wooden christmas presents or maybe drunk trying to fix cabinets? Funeral mutes would be given gin and often end up drunk for cold funeral processions. Also victorian undertakers would take side jobs as cabinet makers or general wood work 😀
Walking down the snowy street, you passed a few boys shoveling the snow from pavements. They were all lightly dressed, but thanks to the work, their cheeks blushed red over the laughing mouths. They sang a Christmas Carol completely out of tune, but didn’t seem bothered by it.
Passing them, you handed them a few cents. Whoever employed them probably wouldn’t pay them enough either way.
Humming the notes that got stuck in your head, you opened massive black doors to Undertaker’s shop. It was already late evening, but as you thought, he didn’t bother closing them.
On the other hand, who in their right mind would think of robbing an undertaker?
“Are you there?” you shouted into the dark, searching for any light. “Come on, we have to hurry or we’ll be late to Ciel’s-…”
Sweeped off your feet, you found yourself buried in Undertaker’s robes.
“Finally there, I thought you’d never come…”
He laughed, burying his face in your neck, his hat already lost somewhere in the shop while he danced around with you, swiftly avoiding the furniture, even though it was almost completely dark. The only light was coming through the windows.
“Don’t tell me you’re drunk again,” you sighed, letting him lead you.
“Maybe a little.”
“Let’s leave the dancing for the ball,” you tucked his silvery hair behind his ear.
A = Aftercare(What they’re like after sex): Cuddle monster, loves to spoon with his s/o (big spoon/little spoon it doesn’t matter to ray of sunshine Finny) and lots of pillow talk–wants to know what he did right/wrong, if they should try something new next time, ect, but above all wants to know that he pleased his s/o
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): Likes to release inside of his parter, but if they’re against it he respects their decision
D = Dirty Secret(Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Even though he isn’t the dominant type, if he gets the mental image of being a dom over his s/o he gets extremely aroused, but also very flustered
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): Pegging is a big kink for him and is quite the moaner when his prostate is stimulated
Undertaker
A = Aftercare: Very giggly, something that tends to happen with Undertaker when he comes down from his euphoria, and jokes around with his partner; also likes to play with his s/o’s hair, running his long nails through the tendrils and such relaxes him
C = Cum: Tends to come on his s/o’s stomach and chest because he feels a sense of satisfaction at the sight of it glistening on their skin
D = Dirty Secret: Can really get off to knowing that someone is watching him
K = Kink: Realting to his dirty secret, Undertaker is totally up for some semi-public sex or if there are other people in the other room and he always tries to elicit the most lewd sounds from his partner
I guess I must have accidentally deleted the ask for this, but I wrote down the request so I’m just posting it like this!
It was for headcanons for Joker, Sebastian, Snake, and Undertaker doing face masks with the reader 🙂
I hope I understood right XD
Joker
He
thinks it’s a little weird, but he actually gets very into the
whole thing. Although he says you don’t need specific things for
your skin (whatever the face mask is supposed to help improve), he
plays along and gives you a hand with applying it.
Is
also happy to let you apply a face mask for him as well. The one he
picks out is for moisturizing, just because he’s always thought
his skin is a bit dry.
While
you’re waiting for the face masks to dry and such, he gladly does
other kinds of beauty and wellness stuff with you. Painting
fingernails/toenails, doing each other’s hair, meditating to
music. The whole experience feels like a really relaxing spa day.
Sebastian
He
keeps claiming you don’t need this even as he’s applying it.
Really, he’s just doing it because he knows it’s what you want,
whether he thinks you need it or not. To him, it’s just harmless
fun.
Tries
to keep you busy while it’s drying and everything. Whatever you
want him to do during that time, he does. He’ll do your hair or
read to you, or get you something to eat. He just doesn’t want you
to get bored.
After
the face mask is off, he does your makeup and helps you get dressed.
Why? Well, now that you’re feeling good… time for a date night! The little shit’s
full of surprises.
Snake
Honestly,
he’s kind of nervous about applying it correctly. This is your
face!!! For God’s
sake! He doesn’t wanna screw it up and then have something wrong
with your face. His hands are shaking a lot, and you might have to
guide them.
Actually
might want to try one himself. Depending on what kinds you have,
he’s curious if any of them can maybe fade the appearance of the
scales on his face. Of course, that’s probably not going to
happen, but he’ll be very content if you humor him.
The
entire time while you’re waiting to take the face masks off, he
just sort of curls up and cuddles with you. Don’t be surprised if
he lays his head in your lap and holds your hand with a tiny smile.
Undertaker
Giggles.
The whole. Damn. Time. The whole process of it is so amusing to him,
for some reason. No matter how he applies it, he keeps feeling like
he’s painting your face. Whether you laugh in response or look at
him in horror when he asks, “Y’ only wanted this on certain
parts of y’r face, right?” is entirely up to you.
He
does one himself too, just because he likes the feeling of you
applying it, and it feels funny – in a good way – when it starts
drying and all.
While
you’re waiting to take it off, he just lounges around watching
television with you. Although he keeps trying to kiss you, it’s
probably better not to let him; your masks might mix!
Honestly that’s pretty adorable. I’m 100% sure everytime his s/o does something that he considers cute and adorable he just goes on a giggle spree. I mean seriously, how fucking cute can you be!?
If you make this man lunches on your own whim and out of pure love. Then. Slap. A. Wedding. Ring. On. Your. Finger. But seriously, he will always thank you and even though he considers it unnecessary for you to do so, he never voices it. He will always eat whatever you make him. Even if you aren’t the best cook in the world. If you take of the crust of the sandwiches you make him then he will always love you until the end of time, if not it’s fine he doesn’t care about the crust lmao.
Whenever you pop your head in the door, out of the back room into his shop, to make sure he’s okay, his attention shifts to you. Even if there is a client in the room they will have to wait a few moments until you both snap out of it and you continue on with your day letting the Underaker attend his clients. He is aware his clients are still there, but he just finds whatever you have to say more interesting. If it’s the Earl Phamtonhive, he intentionally continues his talk with you for a few moments more, finding the Earl’s impatient tendency hilarious.
Unlike other characters, if you “baby” him too much he wouldn’t mind at all. It’s been quite a long time since he’s been held at night by a warm embrace. It’s been far too long since he had someone who would scold him, and reprimand him for doing something reckless. Someone who does so out of pure love, and nothing else. If you ever do so, he just zones out and smiles. Giving you a small “okay, okay” or a “I know, I’m sorry”. Catching you off guard and out of your lecture as he blesses you with a small smile that is only shown towards you, and you alone.
You can always tell when he is in one of those “moods”. The kind of moods when he wants to remain alone. Where he just wants to curl up in your shared bed. Where he just wants to shut out the world, and sleep. Calming himself with the soft ticking of the clock, or the small gust of wind that would enter from the window. That’s when you are able to crawl into bed alongside him. Hugging him from the back and tracing small patterns. He never objects, he never says anything. He doesn’t mind when you play with his hair and run your fingers through them at this time.
Honestly, a motherly s/o gets 100x more unexpected hugs than a non-motherly s/o.
Be warn though, if you baby him then expect the same treatment right back to ya. He gets a bigger sense to look after you just as much as you wish to look after him. He doesn’t mind if you are too affectionate or anything like that.
If you behave in a motherly manner outside or express PDA, he doesn’t care either. Let people stare or look. He doesn’t give a fuck. If it keeps a smile on your face and makes you the happiest person in the whole wide world then he will happily let you cuddle at his side while strolling about in London.
Whenever he insults his appearance in front of you he always chuckles when you scold him for saying such things. When he insults his scar, you’ll kiss the whole trail of it on his face. When he insults his hands, you will happily place his hand on your delicate face and cuddle towards it. He might do it intentionally sometimes. Just to feel your warm lips on his cold body.
In short, he doesn’t care or get angry when his s/o acts in a motherly way. He has lacked the affection and warmth his whole life. To have you in his life brings him a small feeling of hope that the world may not be the worthless, and ugly thing it is. Sometimes he believe he doesn’t deserve such a sweet, and lovely thing. That smells everything wonderful in the world. That is a radiant goddess with all of your beauty. The care and love you display everyday is always appreciated. He never gets embarrassed or irritated when you become too overbearing. He adores you with every bone in his body. Your love makes him sometime regret every terrible decision he has ever made, and ignore that empty feeling deep inside.
Even if it’s just for a little while, that’s all he has ever wanted. If the world would end he wouldn’t mind at all. Only if he would come to an end hidden away in your embrace surrounded by the silk sheets, and comfort of your shared home.
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