imagine-fantasticbeasts:

Living with Newt Scamander

A/N: Here’s some headcanons on what I thought living with
Newt would be like, my request box is open!

Warnings: None                    

Words: 346

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Not being quite sure on the
idea at first because you knew you’d be around the beasts most of the time

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Newt quickly convincing you
otherwise

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Constantly having to clear
up after all his messes (in which there are many)

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Tripping over a stack of
books at least once a day

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Often waking up to find a
bowtruckle on your forehead

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Having to hide all of your jewellery
from Niffler

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He’s tried to steal it one
too many times

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Having to cook a lot
because Newt gets so caught up in feeding everything else he forgets to eat
himself

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Adjusting to the fact most
of your cupboards are filled with food for his animals and random plants

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Sometimes having to
physically force him into bed as he’s always making sure everyone else is
asleep

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Smaller beasts realising
your hair is definitely the best place to hide

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They also have taken a
fancy to your clothes as you realised when you want to put a shirt on and Nffler
fell out the other side

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Newt often coming up to you
to unpick an animal that had been sleeping there

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Always trying to sleep in
together

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The task proving almost impossible
because of certain animals with attachment issues

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*cough* Pickett *cough*

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Newt is still very
flustered every time he walks in on you showering or changing despite the fact
you have slept with each other on numerous occasions

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Newt would be in constant
need of being cuddled

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You’d have a small nest of
pillows and blankets as the perfect place

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Newt tried to tell you how
much it resembled the nest of some strange animal that lived in a stranger
jungle before you managed to stop him talking

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Together your books would
create a small library

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Most of which are very
unusual books that neither of you understood ore even dared open

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You’d never really have any
visitors as almost everyone was too scared to step foot in where you lived

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The entire place resembling
your relationship perfectly and you couldn’t even dream of living anywhere
different now