These may be the least smutty sounding sex headcanons in existence

– (do I even need to say this one) food play

– of course L would love bringing sweets into the bedroom

– he find its more enticing

– and this way its a lot easier to get him to come with you and leave his case for awhile

– give his sweets to lick off you and he’s yours for the night (usually leads to him giving you oral too)

– cake frosting is his favorite, chocolate syrup is a bit messy but he always gets every last drop.

– foot fetish all the way

– get him off with your feet and he will be in his own personal state of bliss

– L will get horny if you let him rub your feet
(but afterwards will just go back to work if you don’t notice/take action)

– he slowly runs his hands down your legs before reaching your feet and will massage them for as long as you allow, and if you’re vocal about how good it feels?

– watching him eat sweets all hours of the day, it was only a matter of time before you wanted to find out what that mouth could do

– remember how he tied the cherry stem in his mouth? good practice

– that myth was confirmed by a very skillful tongue, be sure to put it to use.

– not really dominant or submissive for either role but prefers you on top/in charge

– he’s lazy.

– you know what exactly you want too, and he wants you to be happy with it

– always knows the best positions and how to critique your position for more pleasure

– he’s tired and lazy, doesn’t like going more than one round

– aftersex cuddles area must though

– he feels they’re more intimate anyway

– will ask if you are happy and stroke your hair

– it depends on how much your wore him out on whether he gets up to go back to working

– but L never leaves until awhile after you’ve been asleep and is always back in the room so you don’t wake up alone

– you know he was gone though, and give him an annoyed squint for it

– he hugs you as an apology though once he realizes your unhappy