melodramatic-fratboi:

Bucky : *repeatedly pushing back unruly bits of hair while eating*

Steve : Hey, Buck, maybe it’s time for a hair cut?

Bucky : God Steve, you’re not my mom *rolls his eyes*

 Y/N : *side-hugging Steve* Excuse you how dare you insult him like this???????? Steve is everyone’s mother except Tony’s 

Sam : What’s he to Tony then? 

Y/N: *nonchalantly sips her tea* His daddy 

Tony : *chokes on his coffee*

ashkdjskskn @take-my-life-not-my-heart made me do it sorry