wintermuteway:

bucky: he’s the problematic shiny

• the avengers aren’t allowed at this one pool anymore because bucky was tanning and set a tree on fire from the reflection

• he has to wear a sweatshirt when they’re driving because he blinds drivers

• sam gets him car polish for christmas

• raccoons love him

• they’re on a mission in a woods and a raccoon waddles up to him and grabs his finger

• steve deafens everyone from laughing so hard into their earpieces

• bucky keeps the raccoon as a pet

• he gets in trouble at concerts for using flash

• “ i t ‘ s m y a r m “

• they can’t take pictures with the flash on because he literally burns people’s eyes

• tony was doing a mission report and pointed the laser pointer at bucky

• it somehow burns a hole in the wall

• peter gets bored and puts blinking faerie lights on his arm

• “guys! i made a disco arm!”

• he holds food to keep it warm

• during a cookout, sam’s just like “hold this” and hands bucky a hot dog

• bucky stands there awkwardly scowling and holding a steaming hot dog