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Dick: *sips milk from the glass* Little Wing

Jason: *chilling after night patrol with Dick* what do you want, Buttwing?

Dick: have you ever thought of what your future wife is doing right now?

Jason: what? Why would I… Just gimme a sec *yells loud enough to be heard from the other room* Y/N, WATCHA DOING?

Y/N: ACTUALLY TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP IF YOU DON’T MIND.

Jason: WHOOPS, SORRY, SLEEP WELL, DOLL.

Jason: she is sleeping, dude.

Dick: oh, alright.

Dick: *chokes on his milk* WAIT WHAAAT