Michael would be the cutest most possessive drunk. I live for these headcanons for drunk Michael. Like can u imagine taking care of him?? Or if some guy tried to flirt with you he’d get all pouty. Ugh need that 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 im obsessed

thelangdoncooperative:

Omg if some guy tried to flirt oh noooo

“Don’t worry, bub. I’m yours and you’re mine” you say, playing with a button on his shirt.

His blue eyes are wide as they look down on you and he’s gently kneading his fingers into your sides, “I’m not so drunk I can see someone hitting on my girl”

You reach up on your toes, kissing his neck, “Show him that I’m your girl then,”

He wraps his arms around you as you kiss him and you shiver when you feel his cold drink against your back. His free hand slides over the curve of your ass and you can all but guarantee he’s looking at that man, letting him know who you came with.

Michael’s daughter of course has free run of the place, and some poor dumbass says something rude to her once, thinking she’s just some annoying kid, who of course get’s sad because of the mean man and goes to hide by daddy. Think of the stare he gives while holding his daughter, he’s gentle as she squeezes him tightly, but the promise of pain in his eyes as all the blood drains from that dude’s face…

thelangdoncooperative:

Once the little one is away, he will be dealt with.

a concept: Michael as a cuddly drunk, his lightweight ass gets a few sips of any alcohol and he’s happily hanging off you, swaying side the side while hugging your back if you don’t give him attention, sweet sloppy kisses on any part of you he can reach, if you ignore him too long he starts getting vocally whiny and nuzzling you, it doesn’t matter where he is at the time

thelangdoncooperative:

“Michael,” you whine through laughs. When he began hugging you from behind, pulling you into his chest, you knew he was tipsy. The way he so publicly placed open mouth kisses on your neck and shoulder gave it away.

“Just wanna love on you,” he said against your skin.

You reach your hand up to thread it through his hair and give a tug on it in warning, “Behave. We’re still in public or did you forget?”

“I didn’t forget. They can watch if they want. I need to touch you,” he said, running a hand down your side.

You turn in his arms to face him, brushing the hair from his face, “If you’re a good boy, you can have what you want when we’re home. But only when we’re home. Understood?”

He nods, “Yes, ma’am” he continues to hold and kiss you but he’s toned it back in eagerness for a reward.

Michael, because he’s Mature: *downs a glass of whiskey in one go, stumbling into a doorway seconds later, lucky as fuck that you catch him before he face plants on the carpet this time*

thelangdoncooperative:

“Such a fucking lightweight,” you huff as you help him into bed.

Michael throws himself on the bed, reaching out to you, “yeah yeah, just come here for a bit”

You pull off his boots and remove his rings, helping to undress him.

“You just wanna take my clothes off, don’t you” he laughs, lazily turning his head into the pillow.

You roll your eyes, telling him to shut up and go to bed. He makes a few more obscene jokes before you hear his light snores, thankful that he’s finally resting. He’s in for quite a hangover in the morning.

michael getting wine drunk (bc wine makes him feel lavish) at dinner and wanting to just touch you everywhere and keeps leaning in and whispering things into your ear even when you bat at his shoulder, blushing and telling him to stop but hes got alcohol in his veins and his pretty girl next to him so he doesnt care about the world

thelangdoncooperative:

“Michael, behave, please?” You whisper, moving his wine glass a little closer to you.

Michael leans in closer so only you can hear, “Only if you sit on my face when we go home,” he laughs through his slurred words.

“Jesus,” you roll your eyes, blush creeping up your neck and looking around to make sure no one is aware of what he’s saying.

Michael kisses your cheek, “Nope, it’s Michael. And I’m going to take that as a yes” he says between sips of water.

if requests are still open, can i get #13 and #43 with dami???

disgrays-on:

A/N: here you go! i have no idea where i was going with this one lol

#13. Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.” / #43. “Any particular reason why you’re naked?”


Fuck.” You winced as soon as you opened your eyes, the full force of the sun was blasting into your retinas and your head was pounding intensely, “I feel like I’ve been hit by a car.”

Damian, who you’d noticed had been leaning against your doorjamb, snorted amusedly, “You drank yourself into unconsciousness. It was almost impressive to watch.”

“You should have stopped me.”  

“I did. You refused to listen.” He hummed, something akin to fondness in his tone, “I recall putting you to bed properly last night, however, your current state leaves me baffled. Any particular reason as to why you’re naked?”

“Shit, Damian.” You tugged the sheets that had fallen to your lap up around you.

A small huff that was Damian’s version of a chuckle left his lips before he straightened up, “I’ll leave you to it then. There are water and medicine on the bedside table and some clothing in the bathroom. Breakfast will be served soon.”