Author’s Note: I tried to keep it gender-neutral and Alucard may be a bit OOC. Requests are open (for male, female, and other genders). Thank you for your time!
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Who would be constantly kissing the other? Mostly you. Though Alucard does like giving and receiving random acts of PDA
Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon? Alucard is the big spoon, no argument there. He’s protective (its part of his nature)
NSFW Fuck or make love? Usually its very rough sex, but Alucard surprises you by making love to you
NSFW Who’s on top? It depends on what the two of you want to do that night 😉
Who wakes up first? You since Alucard literally sleeps until sunset
Who wants to constantly hold the other? Both of you! (Though Alucard sometimes abuses it and wraps you in an embrace and refuses to let you leave. He even pouts and sulks)
Who has a sweet tooth? You and, surprisingly, Alucard (He often says you’re the sweetest thing he’s ever tasted~)
Who’s the singer out of you two? You. Alucard adores it
Who’s the biggest nerd? You. Alucard enjoys teasing you about it till your cheeks turn red and then kissing/hugging you as an apology (He just does it as an excuse to give you affection)
Who’s terrified of horror flicks? Neither of you. Your jobs are terrifying enough…and so is Alucard
Who wants to stay in bed the longest? Alucard (He’s lazy)
Who says I love you first? You. It slipped out accidentally and that was the first time you ever saw Alucard shocked and speechless. He replied by dipping you and giving you a sweet and passionate kiss
Who gets jealous? Alucard and his wraith is unforgiving. One time another Hellsing member flirted with you and you never saw him again
Who would sing your baby to sleep? If you two manage to conceive/adopt, both of you would sing your child to sleep. Alucard has Romanian lullabies at his disposal
Who needs the most reassurance? Surprisingly, Alucard. He feels like he’s a monster who’s unworthy of you
Who just wants to be held? You. Alucard will gladly fulfill that wish
NSFW Who whispers the dirtiest things in the other’s ear at all the wrong times? Alucard in Romanian and English~
Who knocks everything over? You (and Seras)
Who wants a baby? Its complicated. Sometimes the both of you wish for one but then realize how dangerous it would be for the child
Who brings home all the stray animals? You. Alucard does it with police girls
Who gets the most nightmares? Alucard
Who’s the complete flirt? Alucard but you have your moments
NSFW Who’s the kinkiest? Definitely Alucard
NSFW Who’s the biggest tease? Alucard~
NSFW Who’s the one who loves giving/receiving oral? Both of you
He loves closeness with his S/O. So he actually really loves it!
Actually when walking around he always offers his arm for you to hold onto- real gentleman that way ❤
He may shove you backward a little roughly if you were in immediate danger, or use his magic to transport you to a safe place before handling a threat
Otherwise, he’s always there to protect you and will always reassure you to calm your nerves and not be so uncomfortable about minor things
Or he’ll direct you away from the thing that makes you upset while still reassuring you
TREVOR
“Holding a little tight are you Y/N?” He’ll tease you. Mercilessly. 😛
It’s in good jest though because he understands you’re shy and often get nervous, especially given…his livelihood
If this is in a social situation he steps up towards the threat to kinda scare it off, like staring down a rude man or telling them off while keeping you slightly behind him
Practically speaking tho he’ll direct you with his other hand like, “Best you get behind me love, I’m going to need both arms. Stick back with Sypha.”
ALUCARD
In a social situation he’ll use his other hand to pet one of your hands clinging to his arm, trying to silently reassure you and calm down
In a more combat oriented situation he’ll look at you sternly and say, “Stay back, Y/N. Far back.”
In a serious situation he might shove you back like his dad but generally he’ll be more likely to turn his whole body to protect you this way, until he can get you to appropriate safety
– You helping your brother and Sypha on their search of the Sleeping Soldier, and mediating between Trevor and Alucard, as well as Sypha does, when they are beating each other.
– While they decide to fight all together against Dracula and his demonic army, you not being really sure about Alucard’s real intentions, and explaining it to your brother, who shares in some way your thougts, and who puts you the task of keep an eye on the vampire to know if he is lying or not.
– You spending many time spying Alucard, and spending time with him as well, ending to know him very well and knowing too the truth of his actions, and that he is not being a liar to the group.
– Alucard being really kind to you, and even hinting you that he is start liking you, and you developing some weird feelings for him, but feeling in some way guilty because he is an alliated, but still a monster by his condition of vampire.
– You keeping silent about your feelings, specially when Trevor is around, because you knows how bad can be your brother’s reaction if he knows you are loving a monster.
– Sypha being your confessor, letting you to express your feelings in loud voice and giving you some advices to avoid your brother’s rage if he hear about your feelings and some other advices to keep Alucard’s atenttion on you.
– Alucard finally declaring his feelings for you, and you both keeping your relation in secret for Trevor; but him finally discovering you and bursting in rage against you both, even ending by fighting Alucard, and stopping only when them both hear you crying, because one of them is your man and the other your brother, and you feel under lots of pression with that situation.
– They deciding to sign a truce for you, and trying to live with the other withouth trying to kill the other, but always looking the other in a strange mood.
– Trevor always asking you why you like the vampire, even when they became friends again, and Alucard always asking you if Trevor is adopted only to tease him.
He laid just out of the reach of the sun filtering through stained glass windows, narrowed eyes trained on the high ceiling. In that moment, he was keenly aware of your presence and fingers plucking delicately at locks of his hair. His shoulders seized at the scuff of fabric and the cushions dipping as you ventured closer, experimenting with twining his hair like gold rings.
You were too bold for your own good; it was as much a burden as it was refreshing to him. Moments of solitude were difficult for him to savor these days, especially as you came and went as you pleased, and at some point he had stopped trying to hide from you. Or rather, perhaps he didn’t see the need to.
It was the most bizarre thing to have someone touch him so carefully, caring to not snag any of his hair as your fingers drifted fluidly through the length. When you finally slithered to the root, he thought your movements became softer.
The pads of your fingers barely skimmed his scalp, a ghost of a touch that left him anticipating the next. He noticed the way you moved your hand, languid and long, shifting as though drawing an ocean wave with his hair.
Until the moment you stopped and withdrew your fingers, he hadn’t realized just the lull he had been lured into. The way such a simple touch melted the tension from his body.
“You’ve stopped?” he was tempted to look at you.
“Oh! So, you were awake?” you asked bashfully, making no motion to move away. “Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Want me to keep going?”
He hesitated at first, allowing the room to succumb to brief silence before answering, nearly inaudible, “Yes”.
Once again, you fingers teased his scalp with graceful strokes and he heard a delighted hum as he pushed his head more firmly against you and closed his eyes.
alucard is literally one of my all time favorite bois. i love him so much.
The kind of man that opens doors for you and pulls your chair out and takes your coat: a classic gentleman
Regardless of relationship, I should note. It takes a long time for him to fall for you truly, and it takes an even longer time to admit his feelings
He may need prodding from friends in order to open up enough to admit something so personal to you- or anyone really. It took a long time to go into the details of who is mother really was, and what his father was like before his mother’s death.
In order to get anything to work you need to earn his emotional trust
Do not be judgmental. Or not treat him as you would anyone else, with a degree of respect. He can tell if you’re gaping about the whole dhampir thing. Or his appearance sexy as he is
Show him how to have fun: give him something to smile about! The guy has so little to smile about and he honestly has a huge weakspot for cute, innocent types that love life to the next level. It reminds him of his mom.
He’s not going to initiate 99.999999% of the time- please keep that in mind. And if he ever does, he’s going to ask your explicit permission
Like do not expect him to romantically sweep you up in his arms and take you to the bedroom he will literally be like “May I hold you?” “May I carry you?” “May we etc etc etc” and while this is super adorable it can be a little annoying with how formal he is about everything
You’re gonna have to be the forward one, as a result. Like of course be courteous and don’t just grab his hand and be like “GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE’RE GOING SHOPPING” but don’t be afraid to tell him what you’d like to do for a date or something
Also just appreciate the little moments when neither of you talk much, and just stay close to one another. He’s not always the most… full of words. But he tries, since he knows it can trouble you if he broods too much.
Will often need reassurance, and will reassure you about how valuable you are to him in return.
But his biggest, worst fear (which unfortunately is rather inevitable) is eventually losing you. Not to someone else, but to time and a natural death. It eats at him, with every person he knows, cares for, and loves. It’s an awful thing.
He likes to pet you, using the back of his hand to brush against your face or the side of your frame
He’ll want to keep a memento of you on his person at all times: a hair ribbon, a ring, anything that you give him really. No matter what he is wearing he will fit the thing you give him there because he will cherish the ever loving fuck out of it and will murder everything in his path if someone took it
If we’re talking modern AU, is the person to always carry a picture of you. Everywhere. At all times. On every device, in his wallet, in his pocket, and so on.
If he actually tells you to do something (which is very rare), do not disobey that request. 99% of the time it will be an order to remain in safety when something dangerous is afoot.
My friend got me DayQuil for Valentine’s Day and that is literally the best thing I have ever gotten. Happy Valentine’s Day and I do hope you enjoy these appropriately themed headcanons.
-Admin Ebony
Pip Bernadotte:
– Chocolates, roses, and even one of those skywriters: Pip brought out his entire arsenal. He’s a hopeless romantic and he wants you to know this. So please expect a sappy date and possibly a heated night.
– He’ll shower you with love and affection, he chants “Je t’aime” like its a prayer. You are his addiction and he can’t get enough of you. He wants to make up for his clinginess with gifts, it also gives him a chance to spoil you.
– He would probably get his men to help in some way, they might throw confetti or hold up a banner.
Seras Victoria:
– You would come back from a mission to crash on your bed only to see Seras already there, laid out in a provocative outfit. She doesn’t really have a sexual drive but this day is different and she wants to make you feel as good as she can.
– After a particularly rough and hot hook up, it’s all cuddles from there. She wants to be the little spoon because this day isn’t just about one of you. You two reciprocate pampering.
– Prepared to be fed chocolates, taking turns actually. She places a chocolate in your mouth and then you enter with the whipped cream dipped strawberry. It doesn’t get any cuter than this.
Walter C. Dornez:
– You wake up to a perfectly prepared breakfast in bed, garnished with a vase of flowers and a card. Walter is there at you beside a you indulge in all your favorite foods, watching you with a peaceful expression.
– When you go to thank him, he simply shrugs it off and asked for payment in kisses, which may or may not turn into something friskier. I mean who knows with him?
– He’d draw you up a bath, complete with candles and rose petals. You both undress and step into the water. He hugs you to his chest as you inhale the cherry blossom fragrance that floats through the air. You couldn’t ask for a better day.
Integra Hellsing:
– She would probably forget, its Seras that mentions it. She’s like,” So what are you going to do for (Y/N) for Valentine’s Day?”
– Hearing this Integra has a heart attack and showers you with apologies for forgetting such a detrimental day. You shrug it off and say that you didn’t want anything big.
– So that’s it. A nice candlelight dinner with Integra as you both discuss matters. It may not seem romantic to others, but it’s this simple time in each others’ presence that you enjoy.
Alucard:
– Don’t even get me started on this shitbag. He wakes you up with cuddles. Then it’s a morning full of him actually being nice for once. He lists off everything he loves about you and then makes an effort to cook for you.
– He tried really hard to plan a date, he even asked Seras to help him, but of course it was a walk in the woods and you know what that means. By the end of it you were covered in blood and had killed a few vampires but you couldn’t ask for a better night.
– While cleaning up you and him shared a good laugh over the unexpected incident but nonetheless you ended the night with some hanky panky and a lot of love.
– Him explaining you he is a vampire, and you teasing him calling “Edward Cullen”, “Count Chocula” and other modern culture vampire names, and even warning him about Blade and his crew, because you obviusly believe not a word, and him having to show you his powers to convice you.
– Him asking you for a date, being a bit outdated on his manners when doing it, and you accepting but teasing him by saying you accepted only because someone have to teach him some forms of asking for a date of this century.
– Him calling on your window the storm nights and offering to stay with you, because he knows you doesn’t like them so much -translation: you are planning to sleep under your bed praying for your life because the sky is falling on your head-, and bringing with him your favourite junk food and sweets to convice you.
– Him, if he is studying with you, spending many time between the library and the chemistry lab, not only because he have cravings of knowledge, but because that places got roof and not many windows, and you discovering yourself spending so many time with him that your own skin is turning paler.
– Him taking you to the last nocturnal sessions on the old cinemas, specially if they are sky open and its summer time, and stealing some of your popcorn only to let you tease him about he doesn’t eat that things, so he shoudn’t steal your popcorn
.- Him politely answering every one of your questions about his world, his routines, how he eats and when… because he knows you are only a curious person and not are trying to judge him.
– Him keeping you safe of the bullies of the school / high school / college by his simple presence, or by confronting them directly and forcing them with his superior force to say their apologies to you.
– Him watching your favorite tv shows or movies with you, both wrapped on a big blanket on your bedroom, grabbing your hand when the monster comes out on screen, giving you kleanex when a character you likes dies, or explaining you why that clothes are not adecuated for that historical period.
– You, when Halloween is around the corner, teasing him by telling he should disguise as a vampire, and him looking you serious on the eye, telling you that joke stops being funny the fifth time you said it, but dressing finally as Dracula -our modern concept of Dracula, black and red cape, white shirt… , not like his father, of course – for the party you both are going to attend.
– Him taking the form of a wolf because he needs to feel the grass on his paws, the air on the face and the woods smells, and all of this is better on his canine form.
– You having a bad day, in general, not because a specific thing, but a bad day in the end, and decinding you need to stay away from the group some hours, maybe the night, so you taking your things and camping in other place.
– Him coming back to the camp only to find that you are not there, and then sniffing the air to find you, until he catches your scent and finds your small camp for tonight.
– You not knowing he can be a wolf, so when you see him feeling a bit scared, but understanding soon that wolf is not as the usual wolf you can find on the woods. In fact, he is lying near the fire, but not so near of you, as he wants to stay with you but without intimidating.
– You trying to figure out what is happening with the wolf, but finding him familiar in some way, so decide to share a bite of your supper with him, pouring some soup and meat on a bowl and offering him with nice words, and the wolf eating it up as it was something normal for him.
– You staring at the fire for a while, and then feeling something on your back. When you looks, the wolf is lying behind you, like offering his belly for a scratch, and when you finish to do it, him surrounding you with his fluffy and hairy body, making you feel warm and cared for a strange reason.
– Him being the quieter and the most relaxed wolf you have ever seen, so nice you start to think you maybe should present him to your friends to make him a new member of the gang.
– You lying finally on his side, finding warm and soft his side and better that the floor to put your head on to sleep, and sleeping while touching his enormous paw with your fingers.
– You awakening next morning feeling hugged, and while opening your eyes you find not a clue of the wolf, but Alucard is hugging you even on his own sleep, and you finally understanding it all.
Warnings: I try to be funny? They/them pronouns for reader
AN:// Just some random, horrible, terrible ficlet idea that popped into my head. If people like it, I can make it a series. Send in requests for it if you do
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Integra sighed heavily, fingertips rubbing her temples with increasing pressure. Seras could practically feel the annoyance and frustration rolling off the older woman in tsunami-like waves. The young vampire shifted closer to (Y/N), who’s nose was stuck so far deep in a book, Seras doubted they had any idea as to what was going on.
“Alucard…” She growled. “I said no.” Seras’ Master only grinned wider in response. “Correction. You said ‘God no. Now leave me alone for the love of all things holy.” Alucard teased. Integra’s mouth twitched further down wards.
Alucard pressed a hand to his chest as he continued. “But I am not holy, Master. So…no.” He mused. Integra groaned loudly and covered her face with her palm. “You are not getting another plane, Alucard!” She hissed.
Alucard said nothing, choosing to lean further back in his leather chair with folded hands. “Yes.” He stated simply. Integra stared at him in disbelief. “No!” She snapped. Alucard slyly smirked. “Yes.” He replied. Integra gaped at him, rage all over her face. Though in Seras’ opinion, it was more like the rage of a mother with a rambunctious child than actual anger.
A chorus of ‘yes’ and ‘no’ bounce between the pair like a hyperactive tennis match. Seras could only watch and cringe in anticipation of Integra’s explosion. The woman looked like she was ready to blow. Seras perked up upon hearing (Y/N)’s book close.
“Alucard.” They said, standing. The vampire halted his torture of his Master to peer at his mate as they strolled towards him. (Y/N) stood behind his chair, leaning down to drape their arms over him. Seras noticed a small, smug smirk weaseling it’s way onto Integra’s lips.
(Y/N) pressed a kiss to Alucard’s cheekbone and softly whispered: “No.” The No-Life King gaped and (Y/N) snickered before walking away. Alucard hastily stood and padded after them like a puppy. Seras had to laugh into her hand. That laughter exploded out of control when a faint “Why not, love?!” was heard down the hall.
Integra sighed and sank into her seat. “Glad to see that someone got him on a leash.”
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