Headcanons at 3 in the morning, and 2 days in a row, let’s gooooooo! Someone knock me out. I have to work soon.
General NSFW HCs for Young Alucard
He would be slightly vanilla if you were dealing with young Alucard. He’s slightly open to some kinks, but more on the the safe side.
He’s very reserved to himself, not in a shy way, but in a “I’m not gonna flaunt my body around and I don’t like people.” He’s not Trevor you know.
Though he does have a great body and you know it, and he knows it as well. Though like the last point, he isn’t going to flaunt it off unless him and s/o are in the bedroom.
He’s very romantic when in it come to getting his groove on with his s/o. He’s not a person who wants a quick romp. He wants as much detail planned out as possible. A nice dinner, a few drinks, and some suave romance.
Can’t and won’t do it outside. Not even a tent will do. An inn or a house, that’s it. Having sex outside is not only dirty, but also dangerous. He knows what kind of demons are out there, and rather not come face to face with one while he has his dick in someone.
Rather opposite of his father, he is a little bit above average in length, and has a little bit of girth.
Foreplay? This man has it mastered. He knows how to read his s/o body like no lover before. Knowing exactly where they like to be touched.
Loves body praising his partners, but feels a little weird receiving it. One of the few times you can get him flustered.
You have to really try to get him to get and biting or blood play out of him. He doesn’t really like injuring his partner, even if it’s for pleasure.
The aftercare from this man is fantastic. He’ll draw a bath with some candles. Brush s/o’s hair after he personally bath’s him, giving them praises while doing so. He’ll lie in bed stroking s/o’s, drawing shapes and patterns. He’ll stay awake slightly longer than them just so he can watch them sleep peacefully.
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Sorry for the long wait and I hope you enjoyed it!
Trevor’s sister, IE you, is a no-nonsense badass. I mean you gotta be if you’re a Belmont amirite?
The level of brohood you have with Trevor is unreal. Like, the two of you complete each other’s sentences and have more in common with a pair of fratboys than you guys do as siblings.
That said that means you’ve had a very similar upbringing to Trevor so the moment you reunite with your brother and then spot he has a dhampir companion you immediately whip out your swords and get ready for a fight, “Behind you Trevor! That’s a vampire hiding amidst your companions!”
He’ll hold you back and explain to you that against his better judgement he’s trusting Alucard, the son of Dracula himself, to aid him in his mission
And while you’re EXTREMELY distrustful at first, with further encouragement from your brother you begrudgingly accept and come along with Trevor and his merry crew of baaaeeedboiz.
You’re at first constantly eyeing Alucard suspiciously, wondering if he’s secretly going to doublecross you guys
He obviously can tell that you’re clearly very hostile of him (even if you don’t stake him in the middle of the night or any of that- if there’s one thing he can understand about the Belmonts is that for all their fury they’re honourable in that sense…at least.) but more or less understands WHY you would be so hostile. It’s in your family lineage to hate vampires after all, and his half-human nature is only just that, half.
“Don’t expect me to treat your wound, dhampir.”
Alucard starts coming into your good graces though when you’re badly hurt and keep brushing off your wounds like “Tch! I don’t need your help!” and you continually fail at tying your own bandage…. like wow fail…
Trevor of course is too wounded and tired to help you, and Sypha is busy tending to HIM, so…that leaves you….and the dhampir
Alucard kneels down beside you and when you first lurch backward he just flatly tells you, “I want this over as quick as you do. Now stay still.”
You look away when he casts a simple healing spell, mending your wound rather…painlessly. You know that if he wanted, he could put you in even worse pain than before, but chose not to.
“Is it better now?” he doesn’t quite sound like he’s being gentle with you, but he’s professional enough to seem genuinely concerned for your health.
“…yes. Thank you.” you clear your throat, “Alucard.” (true to the honourable upbringing you’ve had, it’s always more genuine when you thank someone by name)
Of course…when you see his face so close like that you can’t help but find Alucard a rather…good looking fellow. Wait what is your mind doing??? NO NO NO NO
Your attraction to him grows mostly in a physical way at first. You admire his cleanliness and his dedication to being courteous of course, but godDAMN if Alucard ain’t one fine boy amirite
JFC he smells so good too you get so angry at yourself that you feel this furiously strong attraction to him
Your brother is going to catch on to the fact that you’re constantly seizing up when Alucard’s around or you’re staring at his tight pants waaaaaaaay longer than necessary- and seem to NEVER COMPLAIN whenever Alucard’s the one that treats your wounds or does something for you
And eventually asks you flat out like, “…I’d have to wonder Y/N.” “Bout what?” “Do you have an actual infatuation with the dhampir?” You drop whatever you’re holding.
Suffice to say Trevor is something of a walking contradiction in that he tells YOU that you shouldn’t have to feel ashamed of how you feel, as much as he would personally want you to be in love with a human (or rather, not at all)
With Alucard though? He waits for a time- he wants to make sure that he’s absolutely certain that Alucard won’t hurt your feelings and let you down gently—
Until he sees it. Those distant smiles Alucard seems to hold when you’re leading the way, or arguing with your brother. Or bonding with Sypha. There’s this…warmth that Alucard seems to faintly emanate whenever he sees you caring for villagers, or even this glow of admiration when you’re furiously standing up for what’s right. Trevor is immediately a flurry of emotions: appalled, angry, disgusted, kinda happy for you, BUT ALSO REALLY ANGRY
He corners him.
Fucking pins the dhampir to a wall with a knife aimed at his balls and a holy vial right up at the neck, “You hurt my sister vampire I swear to God and all the some-such down below I will make you WISH you could die a mortal death.”
As soon as he makes himself clear he shoves a bewildered Alucard back, storms off, and goes to get drunk.
It doesn’t take much longer before Alucard takes the opportunity to let his feelings be known, and you’re a couple.
Trevor is actually more or less…happy for you. He just doesn’t want you to be hurt, and he’s constantly offering to murder Alucard if you’re so much as slightly displeased at him XD
“Did he forget your birthday? You want me to kill ‘im?” “TREVOR”
You told Alucard that as soon as you got off work you would spend the rest of the day with him, but he wasn’t having that. It was his first day off in a while and he wanted to spend it with you. It was too short notice for you to take the day off, and he couldn’t come to work with you, so the two of you compromised.
As you walked through the doors of your office building, you could feel his little bat body moving against your chest. Since you’re not supposed to have guests at work, Alucard suggested he turn into a bat and hide in your jacket. You tried to convince him otherwise, but his mind was made up. Before you could protest, he had transformed and was getting cozy beneath your jacket.
You checked the rest of the room when you sat down at your desk. From what you could tell, there was no one nearby.
“All right, it’s all clear,” You whispered to him.
Moments later, his little head popped out. He shifted himself upward so he could place his head against your collarbones while he wrapped his wings around you.
“Thank goodness, it was starting to get stuffy in there.”
“Now stay quiet and let me work,” You whispered, booting up your computer to start the day.
For the most part, he wasn’t that bad. Mostly he just relaxed and watched you work, but occasionally he would do something to pester you.
“Stop nibbling,” You whispered angrily, feeling his tiny little fangs against your skin.
“I’m thirsty,” He replied, taking an even harder bite.
It hurt, but not nearly as bad as when he does it normally.
“Just be quick about it.”
“Am I not always?”
When he had drunk his fill, he used his tiny little bat tongue to lap up the excess. Feeling the tiny little thing sliding across your skin made you giggle. He noticed this and started to lick even harder and faster, trying to get more giggles out of you.
“Stop, someone will catch on,” You warned between giggles.
“I don’t care,” He teased.
With him around, you were lucky you didn’t get caught.
A/N: I am absolutely in love with this drama queen. I have so many more headcanons for but I had to write these down so I don’t lose them. If you have more, or requests, send them to me!! REQUESTS ARE OPEN
Alucard Tepes dating a human would include:
Him being bitter and pessimistic towards humans because of the death of his mother but he falls in love with you the moment he first met you
Him being scared he’ll end up just like his father if you were killed
Stealing his frock coats and high collar coats because they are warm and honestly why the fuck not
Long philosophical and scientific talks while gazing up at the stars
Him getting so worried when you fight monsters and demons and vice versa
You and Sypha secretly (not really) shipping him and Trevor
PDA? PDA!!!!
Him getting jealous easily and needing to show you are his to any person who glances at you
wrapping an arm around you
kissing you on the lips
kissing your neck
GrOwLiNg
Did I mention PDA? Because there is so much PDA
Him giving you sword-fighting lessons, which mostly end up in a heated make-out session… maybe at times in front of Trevor or Sypha
You two are basically nap goals (I mean he did sleep for a whole year in the catacombs) and him always being the big spoon. You two always end up creating a sort of nest from the pillows and blankets
Him nerding out over science, history, and philosophy while you watch with the biggest set of heart eyes because he is so adorable
He loooooooooves teasing you with his fangs, whether he’s nibbling and leaving hickies on your neck, softly biting your lips as you kiss, or simply just running his tongue over them
Watching him build machines because holy hot damn
PLAYING WITH HIS GOLDEN HAIR
braiding it
flower crowns
decorating it with flowers here and there and sparkles
using him as a guinea pig for new hairstyles you want to try on yourself
him complaining but secretly loving it
He sings to you and his voice is like melted butter
Him swearing you’re his soulmate because the prophecies said so
This was such a fun thing to mull over for an hour. Thanks for such a good request, my dude. Song recommendation: landfill // daughter
-Admin Ebony
When you first met Alucard it was such a disaster. You had gotten reports of a mysterious figure with otherworldly powers taking out whole organizations in mere hours. It left you with no choice but to investigate.
You came face to face with a vampire and a very handsome one at that. You forced yourself to be indifferent and kill the bloodsucking motherfucker.
Alucard was surprised that you almost took off his head with a simple flick of your wrist and he knew you were not a force to be reckoned with. Your battle was at a stalemate until the head of the Belmont clan called you and let you know that this vampire was, in fact, an ally and not to be killed.
It seems that the Belmonts and Hellsing came together with an agreement. The condition: you and Alucard were now partners in crime.
As the both of you worked together Alucard found that you are highly proficient at killing hell’s spawn. Far better than any other human he had encountered.
And then there was your quick wit. It was no miracle that within a few months that you and Alucard were in a relationship that was far from professional.
Of course, your Uncle Trevor was reminded constantly that you were sucking face with something that was older than the fucking ground you were walking on.
Alucard knows that you handle yourself in battle but that never stops him from being very concerned for you.
He really likes to cuddle with and listen to your stories about the adventures you went on and the beasts you’ve slain.
In turn, he tells of you how he came to be indentured to the Hellsing family after traveling with your Uncle for a time.
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