If you’re ever bored, here’s a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

palindromic-geek:

zjoy:

allydsgn:

sexualcrack:

Castle In The Sky (1986)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)
Only Yesterday (1991)
Porco Rosso (1992)
Pom Poko (1994)
Whisper of the Heart (1995)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999)
Spirited Away (2001)
The Cat Returns (2002)
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)
Tales from Earthsea (2006)
Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008)
The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010)
From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)
The Wind Rises (2013)

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics 🙂

Because abortions aren’t the only way the patriarchy wants to control your junk

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

constellations-and-energy:

thewishingpages:

lisafer:

purpleterpsichore:

ladyyatexel:

capncrystal:

kaijutegu:

krismichelle429:

traveldustedshoes:

OBGYN: Yeah, you are exhibiting all the signs of Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. I’m so sorry.

Me: Huh? Oh, yeah. Insulin resistance, impossible weight loss, pre-disposition to type II diabetes, painful AF periods. Likelihood of bleed outs. Crap. That blows.

OBGYN: Yeah, well that too.

Me: *blinks* What?

OBGYN: Well, PCOS makes it very difficult for a woman to conceive and carry.

Me: BWHAHAHAHA. Yeah. No. No babies. Ever. Never wanted them. At all. Maternal instinct is not strong with this one. Only upside today.

OBGYN: Well then. Not exactly problem solved, but we’ll run with it.

Me: So about the MIND-SEARING PAIN and occasional HEAVY AF BLEEDING. When can we deal with that.

OBGYN: Not until you are 35.

Me: Dah fuq?

OBGYN: Not my rules. Hospitalization won’t even consider any treatment unless it’s life or death until you’re 35.

Me: Why?

OBGYN: Because you might want to have a baby.

Me: I’m 31. I didn’t want kids when I was 11, I didn’t want them at 21, and I sure as shit don’t want them now. Can’t I just sign a form that says “I don’t ever want a baby take it out, take it out now”?

OBGYN: Nope.

Me: Why?

OBGYN: Government rules. No removal of baby making parts before 35 unless your life is in immediate jeopardy.

TL;DR: The government knows better about your baby making parts than you do.

This is just evil. They are literally refusing to treat a potentially life-threatening condition, not just without the patient’s consent but despite the patient’s protest. Evil.

According to the National Women’s Health Network, there’s no legal age restriction- “Technically, any woman of legal age can consent to the procedure, but it should be medically justified. It’s incredibly unlikely that a doctor will perform a hysterectomy on women ages 18-35 unless it is absolutely necessary for their well-being and no other options will suffice.” Of course, this is in the US. Other countries may have different rules. 

If you’re in the US and your OBGYN says “government says no,” look for a new one because they lied to you. If your OBGYN says that “hospital says no,” look for a new one because this one doesn’t respect your bodily autonomy. It is true that most surgeons don’t like to perform hysterectomies until you’re in your late 30s at the earliest, but a respectful surgeon will listen to their patient and not just write them off. Sexism in hospitals is alive and well– and it’s not just anecdotal evidence. There’s been a history of looking at it academically/professionally since the 70s (look into Mary Halas as a good place to start if you’re curious), and it crops up all the time in articles in the Journal of Women’s Health and Women’s Health Issues, and the International Journal of Women’s Health all of which are peer-reviewed, well-respected medical journals. It’s absolutely a real thing. 

Anyways, I guess what I’m getting at is this: here’s a list of doctors (mostly US-centric) who perform different sterilization surgeries without giving their patients trouble. While even a surgeon on this list might caution anyone under 35 away from a hysterectomy, at the end of the day it’s your body and your pain. (And some of the docs here have been known to perform hysterectomies on people in their 20s with no fuss.) While this list won’t be practical for everyone- after all, medical treatment is ridiculously expensive in this country, it might help someone. 

Holy shit fam
Holy S H I T

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP I’VE BEEN TOLD THIS IS NOT ALLOWED FOR YEARS

Oh god

QUICK REMINDER THAT I HAD A HYSTERECTOMY A FEW DAYS AFTER MY 26TH BIRTHDAY B/C I HAD CANCER AND I DID EXACTLY THIS. I HAD A DOCTOR WHO DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT AND THEN I WENT TO A NEW DOCTOR AND AFTERWARDS SHE MORE OR LESS SAID MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN DANGER HAD I NOT DONE IT.

Sometimes it’s not the doctor, it’s the hospital.  For example, my OBGYN worked at a Catholic hospital, so they couldn’t perform any type of sterilization onsite unless it was an emergency situation.  

So if your doc feeds you this BS line about not being allowed to, ASK IF IT’S THE HOSPITAL POLICY.  If it is, ask if they are able to perform the procedure elsewhere. If they are not, ASK FOR A REFERRAL.

I was 28 years old when my OBGYN explained that he wasn’t allowed to perform a sterilization procedure onsite, and then he proceeded to tell me what a crock of shit it was and referred me to someone else who was able to. And even though I was under 30, his referral listed me as “an ideal candidate” for the procedure.  

If they pass off this line and insist when you know otherwise, FIND A NEW DOCTOR.

OH MY GOD SAVESAVESAVESAVESAVESAVESAVESAVE

BOOSTING THIS

How would a heated kiss happen with Mallek? How would it feel?

malleksuggestions:

This is gonna be fun!

It all started when you and him were chilling at his hive. He was half-asleep on top of a mattress of sorts and you were using his stomach as a pillow for your head. The lights are off and his place would be in complete darkness if it wasn’t for the glare coming from his husktop- which was still up and running. He yawns, and his eyes gaze at your face. Your face flushes. You’re both alone in a calm, romantic environment. I mean, if you think a messy, dark troll hive is “romantic” in the first place.

Mallek licks his lips. He just looks like he’s about to fall asleep at this point. You move yourself towards his upper torso, and wrap your spindly little arms around his neck. His pupils are wide. Those big orbs of his are just paying attention at your every move. He smiles, and you bring your face closer to his. You can hear his breathing now- it’s hitched and his hands slowly crawl their way up to your shoulders. At this point…you know exactly what will happen. Mallek’s cheeks are tinted a light blue. You decide to submit to him, and let him do whatever he pleases.

 His head jolts foward and smashes his lips against yours. At that moment, your body is wrapped up by his long arms. You feel his tongue prod against your closed lips- and with no effort, it pries them open, allowing it to wriggle inside your mouth. G-God. It’s got two tips, and his piercing? The sensation proves to be too much for you. A puny wail coming from your mouth is muffled by Mallek’s possessive kiss. Your own tongue rubs against the pointy canines in his mouth. A deep growl resonates through his entire chest, making you shiver. You try to bring your hands to his waist, but it seems to be a bit too far away for them to be able to hold on. 

A sly laugh is heard- and your lover begins to shuffle around awkwardly. While trying to process whatever is going on right now…you notice you’ve been pinned down to the mattress! Mallek’s now right on top of you menacingly, his strong hands holding yours, and his huge figure obscures the only source of light in the room, making his whole body look like a huge horned silhouette. You close your eyes and indulge again in the heavenly chambers of his mouth. With a bit of force, you free your hands and sink your fingers in his hair. It’s silky and soft and the buzzed-off parts of his hairstyle are fuzzy to the touch. Sensory heaven.

Your face is completely red now. Hungry for more, you grab him by the horns and try to force your own tongue deeper. He lets out a loud groan as his eyes glow cerulean, and he presses your body even closer to his. A few seconds later…Mallek pulls away, gasping for air with his tongue out. You also try to bring in as much air as possible- how long did you guys stay there? Your mind is still kind of dazed from what just happened. Both of you might as well have stayed there for a good half hour.

Your face, neck and chest are drenched with blue drool. He wipes his mouth with his sleeve, releases you from his vicious grip and sighs. That was a damn good makeout session. He rolls back on the mattress, just like he was before. Poor dude looked like he was about to fall asleep right there. You lay there with him, and he brings you next to his body. Maybe you two should try this again, some other time…but now you just want to enjoy that wonderful moment. 

sorry if you have too many asks but skfsdhgfjgdssfk i was thinking about mallek/reader/galekh! i think itd be really cute! id imagine that mc is really warm and mallek + galekh love to cuddle up close to try and steal mc’s warmth,,

malleksuggestions:

With two blue-blooded boyfriends, they constantly nagged over who would get your warmth first. At times, they would playfully ambush you and cuddle the hell out of you in bed. Draped in blankets and throwing pillows into the mix, sometimes the heat would feel like you could spontaneously combust, but you knew that they adored you for keeping them at a more comfortable temperature.

“lemme have a turn galekh you had them for long enough;” The cerulean snared at his indigo lover, tugging you closer to him and giving you hushed hisses of comfort.

“)-> As if, Adalov. You hogged them on loungeplanks earlier, it’s only fair.” The brighter blooded gave a raspberry blow at the other as he pulled you all to himself.

You suggested that you would be in the middle, that way you could hug them both and give them both the equal amount of warmth and attention. Thankfully, it worked out, since they quit their bickering and returned to complimenting and straddling you. You snagged Mallek’s hoodie and Galekh’s overcoat to have as comfort and take in their aroma again. Sighing delightfully, you loved their shared scent of blueberries and hints of lavender.

They dozed off to sleep, after giving you tender kisses and telling you goodnight. You’re glad you can easily fall for the most moronic trolls on the planet.

honestly i think it’d be kinda dangerous to stick a tongue in mallek’s mouth cuz of those goddamn chompers of his buT GODDAMN ITS…NICE TO IMAGINE I CAN WITHOUT HIM SLICING MY TONGUE RIGHT UP WITH HIS TEETH…Also hear me out- maybe he’d have a kind of long tongue? cuz snakes and also cuz i think trolls would probably have em for survival reasons or some shit but he just…/snakes/ his tongue down your throat while you’re both goin’ at it and scares the shit out of you

malleksuggestions:

His tongue would stick out a good half a foot or so, haha!

Or at least, that’s the proportion I have compared to a regular 5′3 person.

Probably in his case (a 7 ft tall troll) his tongue would be around 10 inches when out. He’d be almost a chameleon lmao

Oooh what if mc was incredibly curious amd confused about malleks grub scars, and just one night pops up behind him and strokes em?

malleksuggestions:

Mallek would start thrashing about due to the unexpected touch, but once he found out it was his lover doing it, he’d calm down, and tell them kindly to not touch them like that out of the blue. His face is such a deep cerulean! Must’ve been the troll equivalent of having someone shove their hands up their shirt. Vulgar!

Once he found a proper moment, he’d sit with you and explain to you the whole thing involving these “blue marks on his skin” and his biology. By the end of the short conversation you just had, he lets you rub them, now that you’re both at a safe and private environment. He blushes and laughs at your every touch. Must be a ticklish place for him!

do you think mallek would purr at his matesprit while kissing them or chin them?

malleksuggestions:

Not only I do- at this point it’s canon to me.

You hug him? He starts purring and nuzzling you like a cat. He gets kissed? Bam, there he goes again, purring loud and happily. You both sleeping? Mallek wraps his big ol’ arms around you and his chest starts vibrating like crazy. It’s a cute way to let you know he appreciates you, and everything you do!