how do you think mallek would react to zebruh trying to hit on mc?

malleksuggestions:

Let’s just say he’d feel quite uncomfortable. He doesn’t like having his lover being hit on by other folks. Let alone such a notorious, pompous dude like Zebruh.

He’d, like always, secure you with his tail, and use his intimidating blue eyes to try to scare his possible rival. Not that you’d fall for the zebra-man’s tricks, though. If he dared to further make pushier advances towards you, Mallek would make an effort to avoid him, occasionally looking back and hissing loudly, baring fangs and all. Inside his hive, your lover would already practice some drone hackery. Just in case some uppity little fuck tried to mess with you again.

Imagine teaching mallek human anatomy and hes just wide eyed facinated with alien biology and stuff. Like holy shit, you guys have only one blood color and your eyes dont match it? Wild

malleksuggestions:

He’d be more concerned over the fact that you don’t get killed for having red blood! Probably would think that Earth would be an utopia for trolls there.

However little does he know about the discrimination that they’d suffer there. Imagine getting picked on by having huge protrusions from your head!

Mallek telling Mc he’s having a heart attack when Mc does something cute, and Mc starts worrying like crazy over him because they don’t know that a heart attack for trolls means a rush of flushed feelings. If you’d like to know the symbol for it it’s a heart with an arrow through it.

malleksuggestions:

You’d be flustered! 

Everytime you hear Mallek say how much he loves you, it just makes your heart feel all fuzzy and stuff. Soon you’d start using the idiom yourself, and he’d be equally as happy!

Care if I get a scenario of mallek with a female human s/o along with some of their friends having a movie/anime night and they are watching “furious fluffbeast” (the alternia version/equivalent of “bloody bunny”), specially that his s/o is found of rabbits (and she even brought a spare copy of her “my melody” plush which she uses when she travels while the original stays at home)…

malleksuggestions:

He’d find it funny at first! Like, how could such a tiny fluffbeast be so agressive and harmful?

But he’d watch it and be slowly immersed in the story and animation. He’d use his coding skills to make tiny rabbit-themed minigames afterwards. Just find anything related to fluffbeasts he could encounter and buy them all for you.

Also, even help you consider tattooing a rabbit somewhere in your body. Maybe your wrist?

Ok but running with the idea that Mallek can barely cook: mc, but they can bake just trying to bake Mallek some kind of dessert

malleksuggestions:

A pie! You love this treat- it reminds you of your home planet.
You try using Mallek’s kitchen to concoct the dessert, making all of the crucial things for it to exist- the pie crust, the filling, made from some flour you found there plus some berries you collected in a few bushes in Outglut.
After baking it in his…toaster-oven-thing, you’re the first to attempt cutting a slice. The berry filling resembles some sort of half-solid slime, a sweet fruity scent wafting with the hot steam. The crust is a bright purple and crunchy. Mallek bites down on your work of art and nearly convulses in pleasure. Da-yum!
He is in absolute love with your pie. He seems to throughly enjoy every bite. Soon he’s gone with the entire thing. Fortunately you managed to get yourself some of it too.
“god fuckin damn; call yourself gordon ramsay like holy shit doll;”

Could you write a scenario about Mallek giving s/o love bites and just ‘exploring’ their neck?

malleksuggestions:

He loves the warmth and throb of your veins in your neck. It seems to be a very sensitive area for you. Not a place you like to mess around very much.

Mallek holds your body close to his, your back touching his chest and his chilly breath hitting your nape. His cold lips lay soft kisses on your flesh, making you squirm. Your reactions make him giggle. Soon he opens his mouth and sinks his fangs lightly into your skin. You gasp, as you feel his mouth suck your neck. His tongue rubs against it, tickling like hell. Eventually he lets go of you and a thin string of cobalt saliva remains from his bottom lip to the bitten spot. You now have a red mark from your lover’s mouth doing its job. 

Soon he settles another position for his head- and finds another nice spot to be marked. And there he goes, again, using his heavenly mouth to leave yet another sign of his possession. Guess whoever sees you now will know you’re taken.

i recently found out spiders can’t stand peppermint and all i could think about was peter finding out one day that he’s inherited that part of being a spider after trying to eat something peppermint flavored

whyistomholland:

taylortut:

tony: hey, want a stick of gum?

peter: sure! *puts the gum in his mouth, then expressionlessly opens his mouth and lets the gum fall onto the floor* 

tony:

peter: what the fuck was that

I’m crying

Headcannons for how protective the Libra members would be if their s/o worked with them

kekkai-sensen-libra-imagines:

Klaus:

  • He really hates when you go on missions. It’s not that he doesn’t believe in you and your abilities, it’s just there’s a lot of dangerous people out there and losing you would break his heart.
  • If you’re ever assigned to go on a mission alone, he absolutely joins and refuses to let you go without him. He’s in overprotective mode and nothing is stopping him until you’re back home safely.
  • If you’re ever injured or hurt because of the job, Klaus is immediately by your side and taking you away from danger. He believes in the others to take care of the situation.
  • He is very against you working with him due to how dangerous the job is. Not only do you have to face dangerous criminals or monsters often, but if someone found out that you work for Libra, it puts a target on your back that won’t come off anytime soon.

Leonardo:

  • Being the most normal person on the team, he thinks you’re pretty damn insane to have decided to work for Libra and boy oh boy does he worry for you on a daily basis.
  • You nearly give him a heart attack every other day. The amount of times he’s seen you manage to escape a dangerous situation is ridiculous. He’s going to get gray hairs before he even turns 25 at this rate.
  • It’s actually adorable that he pouts when he isn’t allowed to go with you on missions.
  • If you really want to worry him, go on a mission alone with Zapp only as your companion. Zapp thinks it’s hilarious that Leo’s standing up for himself and threatening to hurt him if he touches you inappropriately or ends up getting you kill. Zapp isn’t taking him seriously which only infuriates him more.
  • Part of him is also a little insecure that you’ll end up falling in love with one of the other members. He thinks you might fall in love with Steven, Klaus, and even possibly Zed. Honestly he wouldn’t even blame you so please reassure this cutie that you only want him.

Steven:

  • He’s not nearly as bad as everyone else when it comes to worrying over you.
  • Uses some of his free time to help you train. Steven knows how well you can fight and he’s not nearly as worries as the other members of Libra when it comes to working with an s/o.
  • Part of him is torn about dating a co-worker. There’s always that possibility that you could break up and then you’re stuck seeing your ex every day for years to come. On the other hand he doesn’t have to worry about his significant other not being able to protect themselves.
  • Don’t get me wrong, he still can be protective of his s/o, but he has a lot of faith in them and the other members of Libra. He’s keeping an eye on them when he can.

Zapp:

  • This guy is so pumped to be working with you. At first anyway. He’s so excited to show off all the time. Then you both almost die and things get real.
  • He survives purely on dumb luck. He freaks out all the time when he ends up having to save you on several occasions.
  • Will literally fight anyone that looks at you wrong. Even if they’re not even the target you’re after.
  • Although he’ll never admit it, he’s also really worried you’ll end up leaving him for Klaus or Steven. That’s one downside he hates to having you work with him. He’s always trying to keep you away from them. He’s highkey jealous when you hang out with them.

Zed:

  • This poor poor guy. He’s sure you’re going to give him a heart attack any day now. He’s worried all the time.
  • It really doesn’t help that you’re a human. In his head humans are soft and fragile beings and you could die so damn easily. The fact that you could literally die from just tripping and falling wrong to break your neck is horrifying to him. He fucked up.
  • He trusts the other members to watch over you and protect you when he can’t, but boy oh boy does he hate it.
  • He’s always on the lookout for danger when the two of you are out on a mission together. It’s during those times that he’s most efficient at fighting.

I Love you S’more

areyoureadyforsomemeatballz:

Requested by: anonymous Hey can you do a Bucky x reader with the bonfire prompt?             


You’re sitting on a log next to Natasha trying to focus on the story she’s telling you about a mission she went on with Clint. Your thoughts, however, are on a certain super soldier who is bent over a growing pile of wood. You can just make out the argument he’s having with Sam on how the logs should be stacked.

“-then I stripped down and danced in front of Parliment.”

Your eyes stay on Bucky’s form. “That’s great, Natty. I’m sorry that I couldn’t be there.”

She flicks you on the head and your eyes snap to hers. “You’re not even listening to me,” she says with a knowing smirk. “You can’t take your eyes off your boyfriend’s ass for three minutes.”

You duck your head and will away the heat you feel spreading across your cheeks. “He’s got a great ass.” 

“I can’t argue with that. I’ll tell you what actually happened later, go get your man.”

You pat her leg before standing up to join Bucky, “Thanks, Nat. I promise I’ll be less distracted later.”

Bucky leans down and sets the kindling on fire and the flames dance along the woodpile, bathing the forest in soft firelight.  He notices you approaching and sweeps you into his arms and settles near the fire with you in his lap.

You lean your head on his shoulder and look up at him. “You guys did a good job with the fire. I think we have stuff for s’mores around here somewhere.”

He chuckles and wraps his arms around your waist. “I’m glad my great ass is good for something,” he smiles down at you.

“Damn super soldier hearing,” you whine and bury your face in his neck.

“Don’t worry about it, I thought it was cute. I am sorry I distracted you from Natasha, though.” 

“It’s not my fault that you are so distracting.” You turn your face up towards him and he leans down to press his lips to yours. He tastes like graham crackers and chocolate and you pull away from him with a smile. “You raided the s’mores supplies didn’t you?”

He bites his lip and nods his head softly. “There was so much, I figured that nobody would notice.”

“You’re not that sneaky, Mr. Barnes. I wonder if I should tell the rest of the group about your transgression,” you glace toward everyone spread out near the fire.

“I’ll pay you in kisses if you don’t.”

“Seems fair to me, but it’s going to cost you a lot of kisses,” you grin at him. “You want me to go get some marshmallows to roast?”

“Maybe in a minute, doll. I’ve got everything I need right here.” 

You glance down at his lips as he talks. “Pay up, Buck.” He beams at you and he pulls your face to him again.

Fall Ficlet Fest

Caramel or Caramel?

areyoureadyforsomemeatballz:

Requested by: Anonymous- Caramel Apples with Bucky. Bonus points if they argue over how to pronounce caramel!


You walk into the kitchen and find Bucky wearing an apron with his hair tied up in a bun. He turns from the pan in front of him on the stove and grins when he sees you.

“Hey, babydoll. I missed you today.” He keeps stirring and beckons you to him with his free hand. He tugs you to him when you get close enough and presses a kiss to your lips.

“Whatcha cooking, handsome?”

He tilts the pan so that you’re able to see inside. “Caramel. I was thinking we’d use the apples we bought to make a treat.”

You squint your eyes and scrunch your nose up. “What did you just say?”

“I thought we could make caramel apples?” He takes the saucepan off the heat and grabs the plate of apples. “Is that okay?”

“Oh my god! You say it so cute,” you grin at him and help dip the apples into the caramel.

He narrows his eyes at you. “What’re you talking about?”

“Caramel. I guess I’ve never heard you say it before, it’s cute.”

He places the tray of apples into the fridge to set up and leans his hip on the counter. “I say it like a normal human being, you’re the one saying it funny.”

“Nuh uh, you get a little accent when you say it,” You lean against him and nudge him with your elbow.

“Caramel.”

“No, Buck, it’s definitely caramel.”

“You sound so adorable when you’re wrong, sweetheart.”

“I’m not wrong!”

He swings you into him and lifts you onto the counter behind you. He cages you in with his arms and brushes his lips across your neck and trails up to your lips. He nips at your bottom lip and brings a hand up to cradle your cheek. “Let’s agree to disagree, sugar.” 

Fall Ficlet Fest