british-sam:

Wordcount: 2,061

Summary: Kurt comes over at you for some relationship advice.

“Knock Knock…  Are you here?” Kurt knocked your door a little too shy. This was weird. You both had been friends for a while now, and even tho he respects your space, he didn’t tend to be this polite.

“Yes… Is everything okay?” you said as you sat on your bed and throwing your phone away. It was just another boring afternoon at the X-mansion. Kurt walked in with a concerned look on his face, eyes stuck on the floor.

“Verdammt, my hands are sweating…” he said almost in a whisper as he waved his hands trying to get rid of the sweat.

“What’s going on, Wagner?” you asked a bit worried. This behavior was not normal in contrast with his swashbuckling personality.

“I… I…”Kurt stuttered “… I zhink I need your help…”

“Are you hurt? Shall we go to the hospital?” you jumped out of the bed and stood up right in front of your friend.

“Nein… Nein, I’m alright… I just… Scheiß! Vhy is zhis so hard?!” Kurt threw a little tantrum as he clenched his fists and moved his arms up and down, frustration taking over him more and more after every second.

“KURT!” you yelled as you grabbed his shoulders in an attempt to chillax your blue friend. “You’re using your inducer, and you are all nervous and you don’t explain yourself properly… Now tell me what the heck is going on!” you inquired.

“I need your help!” He said all stressed out as if he was requesting for the most hardcore thing ever.

“Yes! You made that part very clear! But for what?! What makes you so mad?!”

“I… I…” he stuttered again.

“You…?”

“I… vant to… ask you… a… a… a favor…”

“JUST SPIT IT OUT!” you yelled, losing your patience.

“…I vant to ask a girl out…” he said with a barely audible tone. His eyes pierced on the floor, cheeks as red as apples.

“Just that?” you replied, despising his question.

“‘Just zhat?’ Are you crazy?! It’s one of the hardest zhings I’ve done!” he looked over at you for a second looking like a lunatic.

“Ok, let me see: You, Kurt Wagner, the incredible Nightcrawler, swashbuckling hero, ultimate X-Man, german Casanova, YOU need MY help to ask a girl out?” you emphasized parts of your argument to make his see your point.

“Correct…” he said, face down again “… all zhat fake confidence von’t vork here. I… “ he remained a little bit in silence “…I really like her…” blush covering his face again.

“And how I get to help you on that?” you asked skeptical. This was his area! His element! How was it possible that now he struggled so badly to get it done?

“You’re a girl! Tell me vhat to do! Help me practice or somezhing!” he yelled all freaked out again, looking for a few seconds straight at your face. If desperation had a scent, Kurt would definitely stink like it. His eyes were filled with panic.

With your patience hanging from a hair, you pushed Kurt’s shoulders, making him –fortunately- falling on your bed.

“Uh… mein freund… I don’t zhink I vanted to say zhis…” he said blushing once more and looking very embarrassed “…Definitely not vhat I meant…”

“No, silly! I need you to calm down a little bit!” you replied making an obvious facepalm. Kurt’s mouth became an ‘O’ as he got what you meant. He sat down and you did the same next to him.

“Alright, ‘bub’… Tell me, how do you feel about her?” you placed a hand on his back and he blushed more, looking at your feet.

“I… I…”

“Okay, you have to stop doing that. If you can’t tell me how you feel about this girl, how do you pretend to tell her?” you interrupted trying to make his win a bit of self control.

“Vithout vomiting if possible”

“Well… That’s okay… But you gotta feel confident about what you’re going to say!” you replied trying to give him ‘tips’ or something that seemed helpful.

After a few moments of Kurt’s blankly hypnotized by the floor, he began to speak

“…I alvays zhought she vas very pretty from zhe moment I saw her… Once I met her, I found her beautiful… My heart races faster than vhen I vas at the circus performing… My mind goes vild und all I can zhink of is… her…” Kurt made a pause and then he let out a loud sigh “Verdammt, zhis is going to be horrible!”

“No, it’s going great! Continue, please” you said. All your attention was now on the german’s fluency.

“I… I love being vith her. Every single minute spent vith her is like being closer to heaven… und her eyes… It’s like she could hide the universe in her eyes… und her laugh if beautiful…” Kurt kept talking sweet and beautiful words, blushing all the time. His eyes were glowing and he occasionally stuttered, mesmerized by the image of her loved one.

“… I… I only hope she likes me because of me, und zhat one day I’ll be able to go out vith her vithout my inducer und feeling comfortable about it, because…” He paused a little bit “…she makes me feel invincible, like I could conquer zhe vorld. But truth is it doesn’t matter, because she’s my vorld, the only zhing I vant to ‘conquer’… “ Kurt paused again “Crap! I’m so screwed!!!” he whined and hid his face in his hands.

“Kurt… If you think in a way poets would be jealous to hear, why don’t you go and tell her?”

“Liebeling, didn’t you saw how I have struggled to get zhis out of my chest? Now imagine it doing it in front of her” he said looking right in your eyes, holding your hand between his. Moments later, he pressed your hand against his chest, his heart beating like if it would jump out of Kurt.

“And why don’t you just go and tell her what you told me?” you asked confused, still not fully understanding what the fuss was about.

“I… I can’t…” he whispered.

“Why not? I’m sure she will feel flattered if you tell her what you just told me about her” you tried your best to make him win confidence.

“Because she wants me as a friend” he let out harshly, releasing your hand and looking down again. His tone like he had lost a battle. “She won’t care. It doesn’t matter what I say…”

“Okay, let’s make the next exercise” you said standing up. You extended a hand towards your friend, inviting him to join you. He stood up next to you, holding your hand and blushing as his eyes were focused on both your hands.

“Kurt, first of all, I need you to close your eyes” he lifted his gaze to meet your eyes, just to close them a few seconds later. As you tried to let go of his hand, you felt his grip becoming slightly tighter.

“Please don’t… I… I need your support, please…” he whispered. It seemed like he was begging you to hold his hand.

“Okay, Kurt. I won’t let you go” as you said this, his touch became gentle again.

“Danke, liebe…” he smiled and blushed one more time.

“My pleasure, love” you replied with a smile. “Now, pay attention. I need you to visualize you in front of your crush. Imagine my hand being hers, and imagine her as beautiful as you see her…” you enjoyed washing Kurt blush red and more than red and his smile becoming bigger all the way through this. “…Now, she’s gone. You’re alone, in a dark room inside your head. Thinking of all the things she makes you feel. All the thoughts she brings to your mind and heart. And now, you say them out loud, as if you wanted them to travel through the air and brush her ears, or to get into her brain as she sleeps so she can have the sweetest dreams with you… Now, Kurt, let them free…”

Just before your finished speaking, Kurt began to talk in german. Luckily, Professor Xavier gave you this little earbud that could translate anything to the pre-selected language, so you plugged it to your ear and waited to hear his soul pouring out of his chest.

“I wish I had the guts to tell you this face to face and in a language you could understand, but no matter how, I just want you to hear and know that from the moment your eyes landed on mine, you took my breath away. I couldn’t get you out of my head, and now I can’t rest properly, I can’t eat right, I am not alone because you’re always with me. I wish you could feel the same way about me, and deep inside, I feel like you do, or at least it is what I want to believe. So please, look beyond my looks. Don’t get intimidated by the way I look, but try to meet me from the inside, please! Let me show you who I am. Let me treat you like you deserve and love you like no one else could ever do, I can take you to places you’ve never been, and I can make you happier than you are if you want to, and I want to share my own happiness with you, because you add a little more happiness to my life everytime we’re together… but please, don’t look at me just like a friend. Let me show you otherwise, and let me show you how close I am to loving you…”

Kurt suddenly opened his eyes, fright showing on his face, scared like he had just seen a ghost.

“I… I…”

“That… That was very beautiful, Kurt…” you smiled. He was such a poet and a romantic person! No matter what girl he was going after, she will fall at his feet for sure!

“… I almost told you her name…”

“If you want to keep her anonymous, it’s okay to me. Just go out and tell her the same!” you smiled wide and pointed to the door, letting go of his hand.

Kurt looked at you and frowned. His eyes felt like digging inside of you. After a few seconds, he looked back at the floor, disappointed.

“What?” you whispered taking a step closer to him.

“You vant me to tell her everyzhing I just said to you…” he whispered eyes once more on the floor.

“Yes! That’s why you came here on the first place, right? You needed help to ask her out, remember? Go on! Do it! Tell her how close you are to love her!!” you said enthusiastically. Kurt looked at you, blushed again and gave you a sad smile.

“I just did”

“…whut?”

“I did it. I just told her. But she’s too busy zhinking she’s helping out a ‘friend’ she can’t see how madly in love I’m vith her” he laughed a bit, disappointment and a bit of sarcasm showing again.

“You…”

“I…” he said and shrugged. “Can you blame me, liebeling?” he smiled a bit again.

“Wow… nice plan…”

“Hahahaha! Ja… Only zhat I didn’t planned zhis…” he shrugged again.

“No? Then wha…?”

“See, I came here for ideas to ask you out since I vas nervous as hell, you saw me… But you took it to a whole new level… You made me ‘spit out’ all zhose zhings inside me even before asking you out… See zhe impact you have in me, liebe?”

Now you were the one blushing. You felt flattered, and deep –or not so deep- inside, you were incredibly happy you were the beautiful girl he was talking about.

“So… Is zhat a ‘Ja’?” he asked a little impatient. You ran to his arms and hugged him tight.

“We should’ve began there, Kurt”

“Vell, try to keep your cool vith such a beauty so close to you…” he blushed again and held you tight.

“Then let’s go, german Casanova!” you let him go, now holding his hand. A twisted smile appeared on his face and the shade of red was brighter now.

“Verdammt, I should ask for your advice more frequently, liebeling” he laughed still nervous, but very excited at the same time. “Danke, liebe”

“My pleasure, love”

[Request by @i-am-the-bamf. Danke, liebeling!]

alexsunmners:

It’s all good!

Kurt Wagner + Things you said when you were scared + Things you said in the dark

There’s a loud scream from the TV and Kurt
jolts back against you as blood flashes across the screen, squeezing his eyes
shut.

“Turn it off, turn it off!” He pleads, and
you chuckle fondly as you reach for the remote, switching off the TV, leaving
the room dark.

“Hey,” You say, putting a gentle hand on
his arm “It’s off. It’s okay.” He’s trembling slightly as he leans back into
the couch, taking a deep shaky breath.

“Why,” he starts “Why would Peter recommend
that? It was horrible.” Kurt’s voice is indignant and he’s got an adorable
frown on his face. You laugh, winding your arms around his shoulders and
pulling him reassuringly against you.

“Peter’s a dick. I don’t think he was
expecting you to listen to him when he suggested it.” You reply, rubbing
soothing circles on Kurt’s back as you lean into him.

“I shouldn’t’ve.” he grumbles, and you rest
your head on his shoulder.

“No, you shouldn’t’ve. But now you know better
than to go to Peter for movie recommendations. Maybe try Jean, next time. Or
Jubilee. They won’t give you horror flicks if you ask for a good movie.” You
suggest and Kurt lets out a quiet laugh, shifting slightly so he can wrap one
of his arms around you.

“You’re probably right. But I still don’t
think I’ll be able to sleep tonight.” He complains and you drop a light kiss on
his cheek, enjoying the way he flushes slightly at the show of affection.

“Well if you get scared then you know where
to find me.”

fiddlesticksimagines:

This
is my first attempt at writing for a more comic based Kurt, so I hope it’s
alright. I did some research on valentine’s day in Germany, which is where some
of these ideas came from, if anything is off or wrong please message me and let
me know.

Master
list

 

You
woke early, with the intention of getting some grading done before your first
class. Hastily you pulled on your clothes, as the birds sang outside, and
rushed your way to the kitchen, shoving a slice of fluffy bread in the toaster,
and flicking the kettle on.

After
your slightly hurried breakfast, cheeks still full of toast, you bundled up
your stack of papers and continued on your way to your classroom, down the hall
of Xavier’s.

Pulling
your jacket a little tighter around yourself, trying to keep the mid-February
chill out, as you rounded the corner, and pushed your classroom door open with
your back, allowing it to swing shut of its own accord, behind you.

Setting
your papers down on your slightly messy desk, you noticed out of the
corner of your eye, a single Gardenia sat on top of a stack of marked papers. Your
brow furrowed in confusion, glancing around to see if whoever had left the rare
flower was still in your classroom,  before
you picked up the pretty blossom gingerly, stroking the petals gently, allowing
your mind to wander to who might have brought you such a gift, a wistful smile
hovering about your lips.

You brought the bloom to your nose before setting it back down, and
getting to your work.

After marking a handful of papers, you were startled by a low bamf,
that seemed to almost bounce off of the walls of the empty room. Glancing
around for the source of the noise, you found a gingerbread heart, sitting next
to the gardenia, on your desk. By its side lay a beautiful amaryllis flower.

Your suspicions grew, with the sound that came with the appearance of
the delicious looking biscuit. It was much too quiet to have come from the blue
demon like gentleman that you had hoped, but their was no body else who could
make that sound.

Formulating a plan in your mind, you feigned working, as you discreetly
kept your eye on the  stack of papers. Before
long, that same sharp soft bamf filling your ears.

Kurt froze when he saw you, a slight look of panic in his amber eyes,
as he placed a stuffed pig with a queens Anne’s blossom held in its mouth, among
the growing pile of gifts.

A grin growing across your cheeks, while his own flushed slightly, a sheepish
smile showing the very tips of his pointed teeth.

“you really didn’t have to do all of this.’ You murmured, the sudden realization
of what all of this might mean, hitting you, while butterflies fluttered wildly
in your stomach.

Kurt raised his three fingered hand, stroking a thick finger lightly across
the soft skin of your cheek, ‘but you deserve it, and I wanted to.’ He protested
lightly, his thick accent like honey, swirling in your mind, making it fog slightly.

A mischievous smile twitched at his lips, as he realized what affect his
voice had on you. His hand cupped your cheek, as though it was the most delicate
of porcelain. Before leaning in, over your desk. Brushing his nose against your
own, desperately trying to contain a giddy smile. Before he pressed his full lips
to your own, in a warm soft kiss.

 

Have a great day and be safe

random-imagines-blog:

The blue boy was well known for being both sweet and shy around the school, and it was something that you were definitely attracted to. With classrooms full of egotistical students who thought that they were all powerful because they could light a candle with a snap of their finger or make ice cubes with their mind, a bit of humbleness was a relief.

Of course, this didn’t mean that you would just approach him and say hi and tell him you admired his Michael Jackson jacket. It meant that you were going to have a little fun and hopefully, get him to come to you.

While Professor Xavier was going on with his lecture, you kept your eyes on your book so it looked like you were paying attention and following along. Kurt was sitting in front of you, doodling on a piece of paper though he was trying to pay attention. You stretched out your legs, causing you to kick the back of shoe. But you kept it extended. Kurt turned to look at you to see what you were doing and you smiled sweetly.

He smiled back, and turned forwards to look at the professor again. This time, you tore a piece of paper off from your notebook and wrote a little note. ‘Hey cutie’. You dropped it on the floor and kicked it forward so it would be by his seat.

Kurt, being the friendly gentleman that he was, leaned down to  pick it up and offered it to you, but you shook your head.

“Certainly isn’t for me.” You smiled. The bell rang and you picked up your stuff in a hurry, looking over your shoulder as you left the door to see that he had opened the note and looked flushed, his cheeks taking on an almost purple tinge. You smiled to yourself and headed to your next class, thinking the next time you saw him would be very interesting.

iamsuperfluff:

I apologize for any ooc moments, because I’m fairly new to the character, but I promise I did my best. Enjoy the blue cinnamon roll.

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Kurt
does – he might be scary-looking to some but he is the sweetest
little cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He’s all about using his
teleportation to give you little surprise kisses – even
upside-down ones. The kisses make up for the getting startled.
(Even though the little shit always giggles at you when you jump)

Gets jealous the
most

He
tries really hard not to, but being told you’re a hideous demon
creature during most of your formative years tends to lead to
insecurities. Luckily the jealousy is never too deep and a sincere
kiss from you will reassure him so much he’ll blush purple for
hours.

Picks the other up
from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Kurt
doesn’t drive much, but as he’s a teleporter that doesn’t really
matter. When you’re too smashed to drive, he’ll teleport you back
home and it always makes
him smile to see the childish amazement on your face (“We were
there and now we’re here. How’d
you do that???”) You both feel pretty sick after, but you don’t
remember and he never mentions it. (He sees it as a sort of little
sacrifice he makes b/c he loves you.)

Takes care of on
sick days

You
do – he’s soooo cute and helpless when he’s sick and he loves
having you baby him when he’s got a high fever and stuff. On the
other hand, when you’re sick he always panics and makes sure you
haven’t contracted some deadly virus. Even if it’s just a cold.

Drags the other
person out into the water on beach day

Both
of you are super-enthusiastic about beach things – whether it be
swimming, sandcastles or just soaking up sunlight. The provision
for this is that it has to be either a private or mutant-only beach
– somewhere nobody is going to point at poor Kurt and scream
“monster!!!” B/c if that’s the case, neither of
you will go.

Gives unprompted
massages

He
does – and he is really.. REALLY, good
at it. You usually fall asleep and he’s gone when you wake up, so
you can never return the favor.

Drives/rides
shotgun

He
has no need for either, but if you’re going somewhere far enough
that he can’t teleport both of you, he’ll take shotgun because he’d
rather spend the hours in the car then get there hours ahead
without you.

Brings the other
lunch at work

You
do! He had an unusual childhood, so care and affection and things
like that are super-precious to him and when you put little notes
in his lunch (even if it’s just mcdonalds) he blushes to the roots
of his hair and won’t stop smiling for hours.

Has the better
parental relationship

Meh?
He has a decent-ish relationship with his mother Mystique
(considering she’s a villain) but depending on how you and your
parents are I’d say it’s a toss-up.

Tries to start
role-playing in bed

You
did once and he was so. Embassased
it was the cutest thing you’d ever seen. So it’s not really a
serious thing but every once in a while you’ll spring something on
him just to see his reaction.

Embarrassingly
drunk dancer

Sadly
this is his department – and it can get really freaky; when he’s
drunk he has less control over his power, so he’ll be flopping
around and singing off-key and he’ll just puff in and out in clouds
of smoke and scare the shit out of anyone he happens to teleport
next to.

Still cries
watching Titanic

Yes.
I’ll just leave it at that.

Firmly believes in
couples costumes

Neither
of you really, although Halloween is a
fun time for him b/c he can go anywhere he wants and ppl will just
think it’s a costume. He always goes overboard on the sugar.

Breaks the
expensive gift rule during Christmas

You
do – because he doesn’t have fancy things and you love to buy him
stuff.

Makes the other
eat breakfast

He
does – you can get into a hyper-focused state when you’re working
and forget to eat, so he’ll show up with pancakes whenever you
forget. He has the sweetest, shyest little smile when he gives you
stuff, you never mind getting distracted when it’s him.

Remembers
anniversaries

Kurt
always remembers and he never minds that you’ve forgotten – it
makes it that much easier for him to plan surprise trips and
parties for you. And you always get him a late gift, so it’s all
good.

Brings up having kids

You do – and although
he’s terrified that they’ll face the same things he did, as long as
you stay together he would absolutely love to be a father (and
let’s face it, he’d be an awesome dad.)

this-ginger-has-no-soul:

(A/N): I KNOW I POST A LOT OF KURT BUT I LOVE HIM AND I NEEDED NEEDY KURT TODAY BECAUSE HE”S SWEET AND PURE OKAY

Warnings: Fluff

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   Kurt’s head rested on your chest, his arms wrapped around you tightly. After an exhausting mission the two of you just wanted to relax, together of course. Your fingers ran through his hair with ease, causing soft hums and sighs to leave his lips. Laying here was honestly perfect, nothing could be better. The feeling of his skin on yours, his tail lightly swaying side to side, the soft strokes of his fingers on your back. You wouldn’t trade this for the world. Smiling softly, you pressed a soft kiss to the top of Kurt’s head causing him to smile and nuzzle closer to you.

    Your fingers began to drift a little lower, scratching just behind his ear. A low rumble filled Kurt’s chest and it took you a moment but you then realized he was purring. A huge smile spread across your lips and you moved your finger just right causing him to purr even louder.
“Kurt-” you begin “are you-are you purring?” You couldn’t help but giggle.

    Kurt stopped purring immediately, his cheeks tinting a dark shad of purple.
“V-vhat are you talking about Meine liebe?” He asks quietly. 

    “Oh my god,” you whisper “you totally were purring!” You giggle once again as you begin to run your finger along his ear. 

    “N-no I vasnt!” He denies. You can’t help but aww audibly and press multiple kisses to the top of his head. 

    “I think it’s adorable Kurt! You’re like-” you stop to ponder your words. “You’re like my personal blueberry kitten!” You squeal happily. Kurt groans, burying his face in your shirt. 

    “Please don’t call me zhat in front of People, I’ll never hear zhe end of it from Peter and Scott.” You laugh once again as your fingers begin to trace along his pointed ears.

    “Aww, my adorable sweet blueberry kitten!” Kurt could only smile and blush, nuzzling even closer to your body. Really, he was just your sweet blueberry kitten.