Steven Rogers, is your humble radio host, relaying the town news and the dangers of the day, with a huge dose of what his scientist boyfriend is up to.
Tony, Steve’s scientist boyfriend, is more than happy to listen to and participate in his boyfriend’s show.
Bucky Barnes is the Radio host from across the way (Kevin) who’s town is being overrun by HYDRA (StrexCorp)
Station Management, a.k.a everyone knows your name is Nick Fury so why hide it?, runs and monitors the station Steve works for.
The Faceless Redhead that sometimes watches you read books is not actually in the corner, don’t look, your eyes will lie.
Sam Wilson, the chef, comes onto Steve’s show sometimes, they went to high school together, but Sam disappeared halfway through. There’s some… unresolved tension there.
Clint Barton (You know, The Farmer?) Says that the large snake living in his well would very much like to go home.
Harley Keener warned us all about the Library, but no one listened. Several children have gone missing, and Harley is organizing a search party as we speak, dear listeners.
Steve’s new Intern, Peter, seems to be much more resilient than the interns before, and has successfully completed the Coffee Run, a celebratory dinner will be held at Central Park.
There is a sentient cloud about town, calling itself Jarvis, nobody dares speak to the cloud, all except Beautiful Tony with his doe eyes. Steve worries about his boyfriend.
Old Woman Peggy says that she can see angels, though they have no features, they are all named Sharon. They help Old Woman Peggy with her groceries, and clip coupons.
The man with the wire rimmed glasses seems to know all, but doesn’t speak. Only observes. What mysteries lie beneath those clear frames? We may never know.
Former Intern-Turned Mayor, Wanda, is keeping very tight lipped about her upcoming campaign, though that may just be the Town Elders following her around and humbling everything she says into a nonsensical stream of sounds.
Stephen and Reed are helping Tony to better understand the otherworld he has somehow found himself entrapped in, Steve misses him so. But they’ve recently built the cell towers that are letting Tony broadcast his signal enough to reach Steve. They have phone calls every night.
Bruce Banner, and his Hulk, are currently on the run for the ‘accidental,’ murder of one Thaddeus Ross. No one will miss Ross, the Sheriff’s Secret Police would like to indoctrinate Banner into their Ranks. Keep up the good work Bruce.
So, this is as far as I got right now. I may expand on this, I don’t know. I really like this kooky idea, so look out for possibilities.
Group Chat: Tony Stark, Y/N Stark, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff, Vision
Tony Stark: guess im picking up dinner then since im the only one out. suggestions please
Natasha Romanoff: Let’s get something quick. I can go for pizza.
Sam Wilson: we’ve had pizza every day this week. let’s do burger king, that shit’s good.
Y/N Stark: if we’re going in a burger direction let’s do wendy’s instead
Steve Rogers: Maybe some Subway?
Thor Odinson: I BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE THE KING OF BURGERS AS WELL!
Y/N Stark: why can i hear him screaming that through the screen lmao
Steve Rogers: What does ‘lmao’ mean?
Bucky Barnes: Let My Appreciation Out
Steve Rogers: Oh, okay! Lmao
Peter Parker: I wouldn’t say no to Subway either
Wanda Maximoff: I’m not hungry, but I will take a coffee. Black.
Natasha Romanoff: it’s eleven at night.
Wanda Maximoff: coffee. black.
Vision: i’m not up for taking fast food either.
Tony Stark: okay all of you guys need to pick a side. i have happy parked in the middle of the road of all those damn choices. WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Natasha Romanoff: Don’t yell at me
Tony Stark: Thor was literally yelling through text earlier
Natasha Romanoff: that’s because he doesn’t know how to turn the caps lock off. Get pizza. It’s easier and feeds everyone.
Sam Wilson: NO. Burger King. It’s all about a majority vote. The big guy wants it too right thunder god?
Thor Odinson: YES. I TOO WILL ENJOY THE KING OF BURGERS. IF IT IS ROYALTY, ITS QUALITY MUST BE THE BEST
Steve Rogers: I still want Subway. Lmao
Tony Stark: okay, cap, lmao does not mean what you think it means. Stop using it.
Peter Parker: i want subway, too. I guess it’s tied for that and Burger King.
Y/N Stark: why does dinner always end up like this
Steve Rogers: what does lmao really mean, Y/N
Bucky Barnes: i’ll break this vote. i’ll take subway.
Peter Parker: YES!
Y/N Stark: peter you’re sleeping on the couch tonight
Peter Parker: awe man…
Tony Stark: okay subway…
Tony Stark: wait has peter been SLEEPING IN YOUR BED?!?!?!
Y/N Stark: uh… sorry dad! Im at the tower where theres lack of service! Get me a pizza sub! Over and out! BYE!
I often forget that superheroes are supposed to be these hyper-masculine male fantasies because I spend so much time talking about their emotional vulnerabilities and imagining them in lacy thongs
Summary: A night of s’mores, sand and waves, games, and quality time with friends. What more could you want?
Word Count: 1841
A/N: I seriously wrote this in a day CAN YOU BELIEVE? took my mind off of studying for a while LOL enjoy! thank you @whisperbreeze for the request my luv
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers
Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first
Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may
Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t
Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you
if you’re having a bad day or just want to forget about infinity war just watch this video. i tried to make gif set but gdi im too lazy to add text. :’)
Toad's Cave 