Tag: L x reader

L Lawliet / Ryuzaki x reader

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“Alright L, even though I’m dating a genius, we all know I’m not smart enough to understand half the shit you say sometimes,” your frustration was getting the better of you when you burst into L’s main surveillance room, but nearly half an hour of this was far too much for your patience.

“but dear god explain to me why you are repeatedly texting me ‘Light would make a sexy hamster’?!” you question your boyfriend who was stacking marshmallows onto his spoon

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 "Light did you hear?!“ the overly joyful voice of Misa called right before said nuisance was clung to his arm

suppressing a groan Light takes a deep breath "What is it Misa? I need to get back to L to work on the case before he gets suspicious.”

Misa paid no mind, simply clinging to him and standing tip toe to loudly whisper in his ear “Someone stole Ryuzaki’s phone, I heard so when I was searching for you~”

She giggled before looking around the room with a squinted gaze

“They just better not be thinking its my Light Knight who did it like all that Kira suspect business.” she pouts ridiculously

Light’s eyes widen slightly, clutching the cell phone in the hand near his side. He didn’t think anyone would have noticed it’s absence so quickly, although he is the famous L….but still, he couldn’t be seen carrying Ryuzaki’s cell phone, that might look suspicious.

(Cue Light slipping L’s phone into Matsuda’s pocket as he stumbles by with L’s coffee)

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“Oh?” L turns spins his chair looking across the desk “it seems I have misplaced my phone…oh rather someone has taken it.”

Ryuzaki turns his attention to you “Sorry for the inconvenience (Y/n), I’ll be sure to ask if anyone has seen it.”

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These may be the least smutty sounding sex headcanons in existence

– (do I even need to say this one) food play

– of course L would love bringing sweets into the bedroom

– he find its more enticing

– and this way its a lot easier to get him to come with you and leave his case for awhile

– give his sweets to lick off you and he’s yours for the night (usually leads to him giving you oral too)

– cake frosting is his favorite, chocolate syrup is a bit messy but he always gets every last drop.

– foot fetish all the way

– get him off with your feet and he will be in his own personal state of bliss

– L will get horny if you let him rub your feet
(but afterwards will just go back to work if you don’t notice/take action)

– he slowly runs his hands down your legs before reaching your feet and will massage them for as long as you allow, and if you’re vocal about how good it feels?

– watching him eat sweets all hours of the day, it was only a matter of time before you wanted to find out what that mouth could do

– remember how he tied the cherry stem in his mouth? good practice

– that myth was confirmed by a very skillful tongue, be sure to put it to use.

– not really dominant or submissive for either role but prefers you on top/in charge

– he’s lazy.

– you know what exactly you want too, and he wants you to be happy with it

– always knows the best positions and how to critique your position for more pleasure

– he’s tired and lazy, doesn’t like going more than one round

– aftersex cuddles area must though

– he feels they’re more intimate anyway

– will ask if you are happy and stroke your hair

– it depends on how much your wore him out on whether he gets up to go back to working

– but L never leaves until awhile after you’ve been asleep and is always back in the room so you don’t wake up alone

– you know he was gone though, and give him an annoyed squint for it

– he hugs you as an apology though once he realizes your unhappy