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Meeting Peter @adarkroomandawallflower

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You were just sitting in a food court minding your own when Peter Maximoff, soon to be your mutant in shining banana, slides halfway across the floor in front of you like so.^^^
Except he overshot it, unknowing about the floor wax and slides all the way into a pretzel cart.
You can’t help but laugh as the banana boy scrabbles up, covered in pretzels and runs off to his red glasses wearing friend. You’re pretty sure you heard a giddy voice saying “Did you see that? I got her to laugh! told you I’d woo her Summers.“

{I’M SORRY ITS BAD BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE BEAUTIFUL MAXIMOFF QUEEN @adarkroomandawallflower​}

Candy canes on every branch, garland around every banister, at least 12 new gingerbread houses over night.

The eggnog was near finished completely when you finally ventured into the kitchen, only to find your missing husband, the one who left you cold and cuddleless all night, passed out at the kitchen table with wrapping paper everywhere and a gingerbread Charles still stuck to his cheek. 

Peter had left to finish his wrapping as soon as you fell asleep, barely able to force himself out of your warm hold and gather all your presents out of hiding so he could surprise you.

He hadn’t planned on passing out only 5 glasses of eggnog into the night.

Even after Hanukkah you and Peter had a pile of presents for each other being saved for Christmas, and Peter was so excited to be going to your parents on Christmas morning you weren’t sure he’d stop vibrating with excitement long enough to sleep, but even sugar highs wear down.

You shuffle towards him, still sluggish and tired and try nudging him awake.

“Pea, c’mon” you shake him arm a little rougher “it’s Christmas, wake up or Gidget will open her presents without us”

said pup was not far behind you, yawning as well before coming to see where her parents were.

But alas, you only received a garbled response of “mmmgh peppermint twinkies…for me? hehe….”

You rolled your eyes at the speedster before turning on the coffee pot and reaching to get one of the cookies long forgotten beside him.

Leaning against the table, you can’t help but smile at your beloved dork whose snoring made Gidget decide to leave already.

One crunch from your cookie was all it took though, to startle him awake enough to fall out of his chair, arms pushing the table and making wrapping paper remnants go flying before you had a chance to stop him.

“WhA? where? oh, babe!” his confusion expression turned to that of a goofy grin when he noticed you laughing beside him, cookie in hand and looking like a bed-headed angel.

“Morning sleepy head.” you took another bite of the cookie “Was the bed not good enough for you last night? or didn’t you want to cuddle.” you fake pout

“Huh? oh shIT” he panicked, quickly scrabbling up, a blur of silver and all the mess was carelessly thrown onto the table before a gust of wind blew up the staircase.

you heard a few muffled curses before he, or in this case, a short and silver haired, rather skinny looking Santa stood in front of you.

“Santa? aren’t you a bit late, coming Christmas morning and all?” you couldn’t help but tease him, in an unstuffed Santa suit with both a hat and mistletoe and reindeer antlers.

“But I-” he turned to the side and coughed, before continuing in a comically deeper voice “But I knew you were such a good girl this year that you deserved an extra special present this year! ho ho ho-ack!” he pulled the fake beard hair out of his mouth while you failed to contain your laughter.

“Well Santa, if you hadn’t slept half way through the morning maybe we could’ve exchanged gifts before me and my husband had to go…”

Peter’s face fell when he spun to look at the clock on the stove just as the coffee maker finished brewing it’s pot.

“But presentsssss!” he whined while you walked over the get a mug from the cupboards.

“Uh-uh Santa, we don’t have time. Go get dressed Pea." 

"Fiiiiiineeee. But can Santy Claus get a kiss from the beautiful Mrs Maxiclaus first?” he hugs you close to brush his nose against yours.

Pushing him back you stick out your tongue “Ew no, you’re breath stinks Pea. Brush your teeth then maybe kisses. Mint flavored ones”

He pouted. He was a skinny Santa pouting before his eyes lit up, not even giving enough time for you to blink before having a candy cane sticking out of his mouth and grinning at you

“Christmas pocky?” he mumbled without dropping it from between his teeth.

“Peter no! go brush your teeth, I love you but it stinks. Horribly.” you push his chest lightly to get him out of your face.

“But it’s festive! and minty!” giving in to defeat he puts the candy cane into the left out glass of eggnog from last night before grumbling “and you’re cruel too. No kisses, no cuddles, eating my cookie.”

In 2 seconds flat you grinned feeling the little gust of wind when he appeared beside you, now dressed in his favorite ugly sweater and your favorite tight silver pants.

“I’m ready! now can we open gifts? please please please please? we still have a few minutes to spare! please gumdrop? my peppermint? Gingerbread wifey? love of my life who really wants to see what she got for Christmas?” Peter was on his knees, arms wrapped around your legs and chin resting on your stomach looking up with his best and most lethal puppy face.

“I guess we can spare time for a few gifts….Gidget is pretty patienceless afterall”

With an excited shout of “Yes!” you were lifted from the kitchen and sitting by the tree, Peter excitedly pilling presents onto your lap and strapping a little Santa hat on to Gidget.

Yeah, somehow you’d always find a bit of time to spare for him.

L Lawliet / Ryuzaki x reader

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“Alright L, even though I’m dating a genius, we all know I’m not smart enough to understand half the shit you say sometimes,” your frustration was getting the better of you when you burst into L’s main surveillance room, but nearly half an hour of this was far too much for your patience.

“but dear god explain to me why you are repeatedly texting me ‘Light would make a sexy hamster’?!” you question your boyfriend who was stacking marshmallows onto his spoon

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 "Light did you hear?!“ the overly joyful voice of Misa called right before said nuisance was clung to his arm

suppressing a groan Light takes a deep breath "What is it Misa? I need to get back to L to work on the case before he gets suspicious.”

Misa paid no mind, simply clinging to him and standing tip toe to loudly whisper in his ear “Someone stole Ryuzaki’s phone, I heard so when I was searching for you~”

She giggled before looking around the room with a squinted gaze

“They just better not be thinking its my Light Knight who did it like all that Kira suspect business.” she pouts ridiculously

Light’s eyes widen slightly, clutching the cell phone in the hand near his side. He didn’t think anyone would have noticed it’s absence so quickly, although he is the famous L….but still, he couldn’t be seen carrying Ryuzaki’s cell phone, that might look suspicious.

(Cue Light slipping L’s phone into Matsuda’s pocket as he stumbles by with L’s coffee)

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“Oh?” L turns spins his chair looking across the desk “it seems I have misplaced my phone…oh rather someone has taken it.”

Ryuzaki turns his attention to you “Sorry for the inconvenience (Y/n), I’ll be sure to ask if anyone has seen it.”

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These may be the least smutty sounding sex headcanons in existence

– (do I even need to say this one) food play

– of course L would love bringing sweets into the bedroom

– he find its more enticing

– and this way its a lot easier to get him to come with you and leave his case for awhile

– give his sweets to lick off you and he’s yours for the night (usually leads to him giving you oral too)

– cake frosting is his favorite, chocolate syrup is a bit messy but he always gets every last drop.

– foot fetish all the way

– get him off with your feet and he will be in his own personal state of bliss

– L will get horny if you let him rub your feet
(but afterwards will just go back to work if you don’t notice/take action)

– he slowly runs his hands down your legs before reaching your feet and will massage them for as long as you allow, and if you’re vocal about how good it feels?

– watching him eat sweets all hours of the day, it was only a matter of time before you wanted to find out what that mouth could do

– remember how he tied the cherry stem in his mouth? good practice

– that myth was confirmed by a very skillful tongue, be sure to put it to use.

– not really dominant or submissive for either role but prefers you on top/in charge

– he’s lazy.

– you know what exactly you want too, and he wants you to be happy with it

– always knows the best positions and how to critique your position for more pleasure

– he’s tired and lazy, doesn’t like going more than one round

– aftersex cuddles area must though

– he feels they’re more intimate anyway

– will ask if you are happy and stroke your hair

– it depends on how much your wore him out on whether he gets up to go back to working

– but L never leaves until awhile after you’ve been asleep and is always back in the room so you don’t wake up alone

– you know he was gone though, and give him an annoyed squint for it

– he hugs you as an apology though once he realizes your unhappy

Jealous Makoto

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Makoto is the sweetest, most loving whale, he cares about you more than anything.

– even though he tries not too, even he sometimes gets a teensy bit jealous

– Makoto knows its ridiculous, and he doesn’t think you’d cheat on him or anything!

– he just gets sad when someone else is getting all your attention instead of him….

– he pouts

– so preciously, if you turned around your heart might burst at the sight

– Makoto truly feels bad that he’s jealous, but he’s a puppy

– he loves you and wants attention.

– your lovable whale is a shy boy, easily flustered

– but when he’s jealous sometimes he can’t help but come and give you a hug from behind

– it’s all warm and cuddly that your attention strays from any attention right to him

– miiiiiight quietly ask if you want to feed the kittens or watch him swim right about now,

– assuming you’re not to busy with that person who makes his soft green eyes even greener with envy…

– he always feels bad later too, and apologizes

– he looks like a puppy who knows it got in trouble

– please cuddle him

Bucky’s s/o carries around red dry erase markers and whenever just sitting around, or when he’s feeling down draws little hearts all over Bucky’s arm
the movement catches his attention without startling him from his destructive thoughts, and he can’t help but give even a weak smile at the small affectionate doodles

Bucky is always sad when he sees the hearts have rubbed off throughout the day, but now you cozy up to his side once more and draw them again, and a few kisses in between wouldn’t hurt.

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Alright but Thor would be more than willing to let you peg him, he is very interested when you bring it up and asks more about this ‘midgardian tradition’, especially since you seem quite eager about it.

And really, what’s more empowering than having the almighty God of Thunder whimpering and begging beneath you, fully at your mercy.

Vampire

“Really (Bf/n)? your taking me to get drunk on faerie booze?” you asked as your best friend pulled you through the large enchanted doors of a well known underground faerie bar. “Well it’ll help you get over him, wont it?” she asked, giggling. “You can say his name (Bf/n), he was just a stupid elf. I don’t care.” you replied whilst rolling your eyes.

Earlier you had seen your stupid Elfen ex making out with some skimpy little Empousa and upon hearing this your wonderfully cheerful Naiad of a friend decided to get the jerk out of your head, so with her logic you both needed to go hang out at Taki’s, the best mythicals hangout to date, a night never stayed dull for those who went.

So reluctantly, you agreed. Not that she’d let you have much choice in the matter to begin with. After flicking your hand making your hair and outfit go to your liking (your a witch) the two of you had headed to Taki’s.

The sound of bronze gears whirring filled the air as the many complicated devices on the large carved oaken doors opening, as soon as they were unclosed you could smell many potions and magical drinks. You could feel the excitement “I’ll go get us some Dracon brews, aye?” (Bf/n) said and headed towards the bar.

You sighed to yourself, (Bf/n) had disappeared when a cute merman walked by and winked at her. Taking a look around you didn’t see anything particularly interesting nor did you see (Bf/n). “Naiads.” you muttered glaring at your silvery glowing drink before taking a sip.

“What’ve you got against the water witches?” A voice beside you said. You looked over and saw a vampire with white tossled hair looking at you with a small grin, fangs peeking out of his mouth his eyes glinting with amusement.

Putting your drink on one of the tables that were walking by you turned you attention to him. “Nothing against ‘em, but who’re you to butt in?” you answered “Well seeing a beautiful witch standing here by herself looking quite miffed, I couldn’t just leave without trying to cheer her up now could I?” He said with an honest smile. British accent adding to his charm.
“Rough night?” He asked
“More like bothersome day” you grumbled.
He hummed at your response.

“Well then, tell me about your day and I’ll buy you a whatever that thing your drinking is, sound good?” He said while waving over a nymph waitress
“And why would you be interested in the junk that happened for my day” I questioned a little suspicious
He sighed “is it really so bad to be polite nowadays? Try to have an innocent conversation with a beauty and everyone thinks your up to something.” He grumbled the last part but you caught it, his words making you laugh slightly
“Maybe its because everyone has hidden intentions?” You offered

“Why yes I would like to talk to and possibly get to know a beautiful girl and see why she’s so down. Pull out the pitch forks and call me the villain.” He said while rolling his eyes.
“Since you don’t seem intent on leaving me alone anytime soon, shouldn’t we at least sit?” You said gesturing to an empty booth across the room.
“But of course m’lady, and my name is Alabaster, if it interests you at all.” He said smiling and starting towards the table
“I am (Y/n), its nice to meet you Alabaster” you said sliding into the seat across from him.
“A beautiful names for someone equally stunning, my darling.” He said to you then ordered you another Dracon beverage like before and a alcoholic B+ positive for himself and some fried Hydra scales

“Darling, m’lady, gentlemanly, just how old are you Alabaster?” You questioned once he was done ordering.
“Old enough that I should have enough tricks up my sleeves to make your evening enjoyable, darling. So, tell me what troubles you” he answered, returning his gaze to you

You told him all about that no good Elf and his little Empousa and about how that flirty Naiad disappeared on you while you helped yourself to some fried scales. He listened intently not missing a word.
“Well m’lady if he was so foolish as to betray you in the first place he was never worth your time. And as for your friend shell surely turn up somewhere around here.” He said once you had finished. “But if your truly bothered by this your ex’s stupidity, I can take care of him for you though I’m not very fond of Elf blood.” He added

“Elf smelf. Its much more pleasant hanging with you anyway” you replied
He smiled happily at your words
“It seems to be getting quite close to daylight my dear, I guess I and most likely you should be going. And I think your friend has decided to return” he said pointing to a certain Naiad who was dancing with their Merman and getting up from the booth, you doing the same

“Farewell for now darling, and it has been a pleasure to talk with such a gorgeous creature this night.” He said and lightly kissed your hand.
“Not so fast Vampy” you muttered as he turned to leave
You grabbed his shoulder spinning him towards you and pressed your lips to his.
He was shocked by your actions but shyly kissed back
“You missed the first time, Alabaster.” You said and turned to fetch (Bf/n) leaving him wide eyed
He looked down at his hand seeing a piece of paper with a contact for your crystal ball.
He started heading home quite happy with who he met and he couldn’t wait to speak with you again.

Some monsters just want to be loved~

Mummy

This was my first one so…well it sucks but it’s here anyway. Enjoy?

 

Y/N POV:

Sitting in the café across from the small local natural history museum I watch the workers bring in crate after crate of artifacts from the newly discovered tomb of a young pharaoh. I hadn’t watched the news enough to remember much about it, but it still gives me a bit of an uneasy feeling. Shouldn’t the dead be left to ‘rest in peace’?

POV???
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The store room of the museum was dark and dust floated through the air. An eary silence filled the air and nothing dare make sound. Nothing, until the loud crack of splintering wood eminated through the air. Something had awoken.

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“What happened?” I said and started coughing due to all the dust. My throat is scratchy and dry. Geez I need some water. I rub my eyes and look around and recognize nothing. I can’t remember what happened, heck I can’t remember much of anything.
Groaning and feeling like a corpse, I get up to start my search.

~Time skip brought to you by Jace dropping the strategically placed seraph blade for Shadowhunters weekly (I need time skips, halp!)~

Y/N POV:

‘How? how do you lose a mummy?’ Last night the museum somehow lost their new child mummy with no signs of a break in. I shook my head, if it wasn’t stolen what? do they think it walked away?

Sighing, I laced up my shoes and headed towards town to get groceries for Mom.
Not many people were outside, as it was starting to cloud up to rain again. Just my luck. It’s been on and off rain for weeks.
As it starts to rain I quickly duck inside a gas station for cover. The door was unlocked but the lights are off, where is everyone?

Going further inside and looking around you see the figure of a boy around your age who seems to be looking around and cautiously walk towards him “Hey, you alright? Where is everyone?” You question.

The boy looked over to you and smiled. You immediately noticed how his beautiful heterochromatic eyes brightly shined. Oddly he was wearing a small tan cape and what looked like fabric wraps, a prank about the missing mummy perhaps? You hadn’t seen him around here before.
He stretched out his hand and said
“Hmm it was a bit empty when I entered, and how do you fair my lovely? I am Ateth. And you might be?”

His voice was sweet like honey and though looks may deceive, he didn’t seem dangerous.
Not seeing any harm in telling him your name “(Y/n)” you replied and went to shake
But instead he lightly kissed your knuckles “A beautiful name for my beautiful empress” he said handing you a rose while smiling at you still.

“Hrm, your not from around here are you?” you asked. He chuckled “Well you could say that, hmm let’s sit and chat?” he replied happily. You shrugged ‘what’s the harm?’ you thought ‘after all, he is quite cute.’

~Time skip to a few months later because warlocks are fabulous~

You were sitting on the couch comfortably snuggled up to Teth, his arm wrapped around your shoulder, watching TV. “You know, they never did find that missing mummy boy.” You commented, not taking your eyes off the screen.

He hummed acknowledging your words “Maybe he became busy with his fated empress?” He said while flashing you an adorable smile
You snorted at that. “Whatever you say King Tut.” You said causing him to pout like a puppy.

“It would’ve been King Ateth who was famous. Not some lame old Tut.” He said sounding annoyed and hugged you tighter, nuzzling his face in your hair. “Yeah yeah yeah” you mumbled leaning against him, playing with the wrappings on his arm.
“Hey what did happen to the gas station people?” you asked
Ateth tapped his chin in thought

~flashyback~

Cold. Cold, wet and unfamiliar. What is this place? Nothing looks right though I don’t remember what ‘right’ would be exactly.
Seeking shelter I enter a brightly lit building “we’re closed.” a man at the counter of what looks to be his shop said. Ignoring him, I look at his aisles of colorful goods
“Excuse me but we’re closed so get out.” Another man said while motioning towards the door I entered.
Getting annoyed by the pair I said “You dare tell Prince Ateth to leave? BEGONE!” and lifted my arms causing wraps to shoot out and mummify them both.
Though consequently my power made the lights explode, leaving me in darkness.

~flashyback over~

“Teth!” you exclaimed after hearing his story “Was I not supposed to do that?” Ateth asked while looking down at you in his arms. “No! you weren’t!” You exclaimed and face palmed at his slight cluelessness. He shrugged not really caring about it and kept cuddling you.

Some monsters just want to be loved~