a/n: i sure as heck can write something short for this lovely grump of a snake.
Jack laid there enjoying feeling your hands rubbing his shoulders and running through his hair. Pleased to have you so close, your scent surrounding him helping him to feel relaxed and more at peace with his current situation of sheading.
Jack couldn’t see you while shedding, but he could feel and smell you everywhere. Entwining his fingers with yours he always felt good whenever you were close to him and he could hold your hand.
It’s only when the natural shedding process was reaching its end did you help him pull off what skin was still stuck from the shed picking and pulling gently at his scales and skin that was stuck and stubbornly refused to come off on its own.
The oils and gentle touches made him hum in response, especially when you were complimenting him and how when he blinked this time he could see you smiling at him.
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Aww that naga 76 so cute. Can you imagine he just get bored of walking so slow so he just carries you in his arms and him not realising he rubs his scent at you so much that the other crinkle they nose and subtly tell than how Jack kind says basically your mine not sharing you with anyone at all.
Uuuuuugh this would be so good. Honestly, Jack would probably be the one to rub his scent into you without realizing how overboard he’s going. Just imagine how red his face would get after he realizes how he’s covered you in such a heavy cloud of his scent.
Probably would want to keep something you wear often with him for the days he can’t see you. Has to resist the urge to rub his scent all over it.
Curse this old dog and his big fat crush on you.
Naga!76 angst: the old snake really likes and enjoys spending time with the reader but at the same time feels guilty because he’s so old and grumpy and well, not human :l
a/n: i wanted to write a short thing alkfjakljfa//
You could do better than him, find someone a human who would live just as long and the same age as you, but here you are with him a grumpy old naga instead of a human. Laughing, smiling and loving both him and the babies with every fiber of your being.
Jack feels guilty, knowing that there could be someone else out there for you. Someone better, someone human, but he cannot help, but love that you chose him that you are with him. Out of everything you’ve chosen to stay with him, a grumpy old worn out naga. Helping him to raise some babies who’ve lost their parents, treating them as if they were your own and loving them just as fiercely as if they were your own.
All of his guilt melts away when he see’s how much you love the babies, how you stayed with him after the babies hatched after they started crying when you tried to leave. How every time one of them snuck away with you, you would come back laughing and with a smile on your face and stay the night. How much time you devoted to him and babies who are not even yours makes his heart slam hard against his chest and only makes him fall even more in love with you.
A human who could do better, find someone who is close to you in both age and lifespan, but here you are. Raising a family with him and giving him those soft and meaningful kisses that are his and his alone. His human, his mate, and partner in life.
a/n: wanted to write something for naga mccree, so here you peeps go. take this so i can go to sLEEP.
- The diamondback naga is peaceful, having only been known to attack and eat one human who attacked him first. Taking the naga’s arm, and the naga taking the human’s life and hat in return.
- For the most part, he is happy to lead any who are lost in his territory, always willing to talk to those who will listen.
- Which is why he takes such a shine to you when he meets you, lost in the woods and stumbling in the dark. The naga startled you, taking your smack with only a response of ‘whoa whoa you’re safe!’ before gently holding your wrist with his remaining hand and helping you to calm down enough to see that he wasn’t going to hurt you.
- Over a good bit of time, you managed to build a good level of friendship with the naga, learning that it’s name is Jesse Mccre, he’s fond of the western movies that humans make (has a really soft spot for low-budgest one’s) and likes seeing your pretty face.
- Really hates sheading since he lost his arm, so when your there to help him out it really warms his heart, and just makes him dissolve into an endless stream of thank yous.
- Will sometimes over eat, so you’ll often see him relaxing in the sunlight while he digest his food. Give his stomatch a few rubs and Jesse is a happy pile of scales.
- Sometimes you’ll catch him smoking some cigars, something else that he took from the hunter who took his arm.
- Apparently he also took a six shooter from the hunter and dubbed it Peacekeeper, though it’s somewhere in his home you’ve never seen it, only heard Jesse talk about it.
- Likes singing really bad country songs to you, and coiling around you so that you can’t escape his ‘grade a’ singing and he continues to sng loudly and off key. Smiling while listining to your laughter.
- Loves the serape that you gift to him and wears it all the time, after you have given it to him.
Naga 76 not knowing that humans can’t control their ovulating so he things that the reader is just being a massive tease and is having so much hard time controling himself around the reader
Poor old snake has to get a biology lesson from the Reader about humans, Jack lives in his pit almost 24/7 365 days a year to minimize his interactions with humans since he’s not too fond of them. Other than the Reader the list of humans he deals with is very, very short. Gabe’s human mate is one of the other’s he can sort of deal with, after all, he lives in the area they watch over and help to protect.
So our good old snake is in for a surprise when he learns this and he finds that he really likes how human ovulation works. He enjoys it far more than he’s willing to admit that’s for sure.
Let say naga genji is not the best at cleaning himself and you decide to really give him a good scrubbing and sort of spoil and he love the attention and melts in your armz
This boy loves it when you give him a bath, then again he loves it when you are focusing all of your attention on him, so he eats it up when you help to give him a good scrubbing.
but then he sees Lucio shaking from the cold and sighs, he’ll regret leaving him as much as he’s sure he will for taking him. he nudges the side of Lucio’s small tail with the end of his bow. Lucio wakes up with a jolt, looking around and yelping when he sees the huge Naga above him “H-hello?” he shaking from fear and sounds so small and like he’s about to cry.
Hanzo knows this is a bad choice, but rolls his eyes and starts slithering towards his cave “Come on kid.” Lucio quickly follows him, sure he’s a stranger, but he’s someone! the only person he’s seen since being abandoned, but it’s hard to keep up with the huge snake. maybe he’ll help Lucio get home? Hanzo takes him to his cave, where McCree is a lazy ass sunning himself right outside, not even fully awake when Hanzo takes the berries he’s eating from his hands and gives them to little Lucio
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Surprise McCree,I brought us a new child
McCree’s cranky, groggily shouting a ‘Hey!” when his breakfast is ripped away, looking up to see Hanzo’s definitely back early, he sees the lime green tiny naga next to him, gratefully eating all the berries. he looks back to Hanzo mumbling “what in the hell?” Hanzo doesn’t explain and slithers into the cave while Lucio’s still eating. McCree wakes up a bit, now snackless “That was my breakfast, kid” Lucio squeeks, backing up startled, too focused on his small bit of food “I’m sorry”
McCree grumbles and takes a good look at him, so thin and tiny and clutching the berries tightly in one hand “Don’t worry about it…you need ‘em more than I do.” he goes into the cave to find Hanzo, Lucio is left at the entrance but can easily hear the large Naga clearly “I thought you were going out to get breakfast? that kid’s too small to feed anything” he’s joking, but poor Lucio’s wide eyed and terrifying when Hanzo reemerges, seeing the small mess of a boy he turns back and whacks McCree
wow they are so unconventional but I love them as snek parents
think of Hanzo out hunting one day and see’s the brightest damn tail he’s seen in his life tucked against a tree trunk, out in the open for any predator. he see’s Lucio still asleep and definitely uncomfortable, malnourished from not having eaten anything since he was left. Hanzo has known everything in these woods, he knows Lucio had to have been a pet, nothing around here has that bright a pattern. he’s dead where he lays unless he wakes the kid up, he should leave the kid. less trouble
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hanzo no plz you’ll be a good daddy
Hanzo’s been trying to teach Lucio the basics of using a bow (he had to find Genji’s tiny trainer one he had tucked away for Lucio to even be able to tug the string) but he’s trying! Lucio tries his best to do what Hanzo and McCree tell him to, he doesn’t understand any of it but he’s a good boy and they’re nice to him. Hanzo thinks he’s doing ok so tries to get him to fire at a squirrel for the first time “YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?” Lucio panics, slithers to hide behind McCree who’s cackling
Hanzo rolls his eyes, picks up Lucio’s small bow and goes off to get dinner by himself. McCree slaps Lucio’s back, he means it all good naturedly but he’s so strong it kind of hurts the small boy “Kid, you’ve gotta learn to hunt or you’ll be livin’ off berries like a bird” Lucio looks even smaller somehow now that all his tiny confidence is gone again “But I don’t want to hurt anything..” he mumbles looking at the ground. McCree sighs, this poor kid has hard times ahead if he survives.
Ah, sweet baby…. That’s what happens when you’re raised domestic
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