headcanons for dofp Pietro/Peter being a not-so-secret admirer?

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not gonna lie, I squealed when this came in.

•when [name] walked into the mansion for the first time and Peter saw them, he ran into a fucking table.

•he ran up to them.

•and quickly ran away before he said anything.

•Peter dashed to his room and started making a list of hot pick up lines.

•"you wanna know what’s big? my house, you creep.“ “aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “my mom thinks I’m gay. help me disprove that?”

•the worst part was all the awkward winking from across the room at them. like goddamn eye seizures.

•once, he stopped right in front of them and said: “hey, you dropped something. what you ask? your standards…” then he nodded and stood there, waiting for [name] to answer.

•then he ran away. again.

•also, dance battles with Scott were not the way to win their heart. it made him look even more loserly.

•he had to figure out a plan to get them. they were so damn attractive…